Our lovely Keely translated the parts with Rob for us and was rewarded with tons of air kisses :)) Thanks so much!
#1:
Snarly romantic
Rare a film was so longingly expected by it´s fans. Next week " Twilight" after the bestseller of Stephenie Meyer starts. In the USA the vampiremovie broke all records and caused histerical reactions.
#2:
Twilight activates the longing after the true love
Robert Pattinson and Kirsten Stewart are posing in the dark forrest. The actors got famous over night for their rolls in the film adaption.
...Edward is played by Robert Pattinson, 22 brit, who already had a tragical appearance in " GOF ", and since " Twilight" is besieged as a sexsymbol. Girls throw themselfes at his driving car, mothers gave him theire babys to bite for, Supermodel Tyra Banks offered him her neck...
#3:
The little cutout on the right of the second scan descripes the opinion of to young girls who aleady saw the film:
...But where is Edward? The door of the highschool cafeteria opens and in comes: a sleepy boy with disheveled hair, slouchy and a bloodshot gaze and you think: Jesus Christ, are you stoned, you shouldn´t smoke so much weed!
We grant he is good looking- but he is not our Edward...
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Source: http://www.lionandlamblove.org/
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«Oldest ‹Older 1 – 200 of 342 Newer› Newest»"The door of the highschool cafeteria opens and in comes: a sleepy boy with disheveled hair, slouchy and a bloodshot gaze and you think: Jesus Christ, are you stoned, you shouldn´t smoke so much weed!"
So weird; this didn't even enter my mind. Rob, as Edward, didn't look anything like this to me.
I just saw hot and heavenly.
WTF?! The only thing smokin' in that scene was Rob's hot bod. No weed involved.
Absolutely, Sabrina. Maybe they were watching it through their own "haze".
Lik my new avatar? Or should I go back to my old one?
Haha, I think they must have been smoking something if that's what they saw in that scene. I like your new avatar, but I like the old one better. It's naughtier and doesn't have a bit "A" on it.
Okay, going back to it. I thnk so, too.brb
Okay, done. I'm happy with it. and him. :)
I just with his face was bigger in the pic...
Yeah, that avatar just screams "naughty room."
I forgot, did you have class today?
Hey ladies. I nearly jumped out of my seat when he made his appearance. I was as giddy as a school girl.
Rob made an appearance????????
Oh, hi, Dana! lol
Yeah, I did and I had a test too. I only have class on Monday, Wednesday, and Thursday this month.
WHERE???
Hi Dana! "What are you talking about?"
Dana, major hysteria, here...
*taps foot impatiently, sweating bullets...
?????!!!!!!
Ha, ha. I'm talking about the movie.
I wish I could say he made an appearance in my bedroom today, but such is not the case :(
haha, Sabrina...just got what you said. *slaps forehead: behind the scenes of GoF...
LMFAO! I feel stupid now, I guess I really just want a Rob sighting.
Whew, Dana, you just deflated my hopes...:(
But, yeah, I LOVE when Rob enters the cafeteria.
LOL Ellie! I loved that part of GoF behind-the-scenes.
Lately, since there's been such a dry spell, I find myself "rewinding" anything Rob-related. Constant repeats.
Girls, he can't hide out much longer. I think we will get a glimpse soon! I hope!
I do the same thing Ellie, and I also bury myself in fanfic. I agree Dana, he has to come out of hiding soon. I think I will be able to handle it if we don't see him again until March!
Can or CAN'T handle, Sabrina??
oops, I meant to say I don't think I could handle it.
The idea is so horrible that it's impacting my typing.
And yes, one could only hope.
In the meantime, we bury our noses in fanfic and revel in the world of Dark Edward, Mr. Rob "Fucking" Pattinson, and various other reincarnations. But nothing holds a candle to the real deal.
Oh, and I'm just like that candle. I melt.
Which story has Gentleman Edward?
Gentleman Edward can be found in "A Heart's Savior" and it's sequel.
I'm reading about gentleman Edward right now. I read another one with him last night.
Sabrina- that's the one I was reading last night.
I'm reading Stop, Drop and Roll right now. Dear Eddie is a firefighter.
Which one Dana? I think Boycotts Edward is my favorite fanfic Edward, even though I love Dark Edward.
Which is better to read first--Boycotts or A heart's Savior?
Haha, fireman Edward sounds interesting.
Read Boycotts first, Ellie. Boycotts Edward is HOT!
Hey... anyone get any e-mails today?
LOL Kat, I was about ready to start puking emails.
Yes Boycotts I think is my fav. Fireman Edward brings on many fantasys with his uniform. But the stroy is rated T so not racy at all.
Boycott's Edward is hot... mmmm
My brother is a fireman so I can't do that one.... LOL
I love Boycotts Edward, not only is he a gentleman but he is also very manly and sexy.
Kat, I sent you a new email...to add to the 320 others...lol
Sabrizzzz... yes, manly and sexy indeed... I have a bit of a crush on Boycott Emmett too and I normally don't "swing" that way...
The sequel to boycotts was hilarious!
I guess I'm not special, cause I got ZERO emails. ZERO. LOL
Hey girls!
I'm still on ch. 1 of Boycotts. Some ladies keep me from reading it in its entirety...*snickers
Ellie... the Grace one?
Laura, send me your email on FB, you'll end up with 300 email, too! lol
LOL Kat! Boycotts Emmett just seems like too much of an airhead for me even though he is funny. Boycotts Edward is more my style, especially because all of the talk about his bronze hair and green eyes. *swoon*
Laura... are you not on our e-mail list... are you sure you want to be? 320 e-mails back and forth today - hilarious e-mails though.
No, it's where Edward anJasper, and Emmett are bartenders.
I just finished reading the sequel to Boycotts, Dana. It was hilarious, but I'm really hoping she writes the sequel to the sequel. Stupid cliffhangers!
Sabrizzzz, I think it was the mention of his rather large "little Emmett"... I have a one track mind.
But yes, Boycott Eddie... I likey lots!
I'm going to go get dinner, I'll be back in a bit.
LOL Kat! 4 maple leaves.... ;)
I'm reading the B&B sequel now, is it really a cliff hanger... shit.
I'll send it to y'all on FB....300 emails..hmmm...maybe I should reconsider! lol
Hey guys, I have to beg for your help. We need anyone who is willing to go to www.hellomagazine.com and vote for Rob. He's been up against David Tenant(DR.Who/BartyCrouch)GAG! For most attractive man of the year. Like there is even a chioce in the matter.There are some die hard fans that are putting up a big fight. WE know Rob's fans rule!! Thanks.
Bye Sabrina!
I can only guess at the one (4maple leaves that many???).lol
Oh, and Ellie, I'm so glad you went back to your old avatar...That's one of my fav pics of Rob ever!
Yeah, me too, Laura. I briefly switched, but I missed my Robbie...we've grown close.
Ellie- I love your avatar. I just pretend Rob is looking at me :)
dana, you AND ellie have totally hot avatars! Both pics have that thumb action going on! lol
How many thumbs?
Hi Gals!
I watching the re-run of last nights 90210 and Mr. Lutz just came on the screen sans shirt. Yummy.
Jules- how ya doing tonight?
Hi Jules... saw Chapter 5 is up. Excited to read it before sleepy time...
Just posted chapter 5 baby!
I finally got a brainstorm and wrote it in about an hour and a half. Sheesh! It was hard to do.
I'm gonna go read it right now!
Hiya, Jules...how's my favorite smut writer doing tonight? (sorry, I meant exotic scenario writer...) lol xoxo
Kat, four thumbs, at least...
Jules, it's up? going to it right now!!! be back soon...don't go away!
Hey loves, I just got back from dinner.
Ellie, the 4 maple leaves thing is in the sequel to Boycotts and Barflies so get reading!
Sabrizzz... I asked before you left. Is the sequel really a cliff hanger? That SUCKS.
Yes Kat, it is kinda. Her note at the end of the last chapter makes it sound like it's open to interpretation and that she might go back to it later. I really hope she does!
hey Sabrina! *Waves*
* Hi my lovely smut mouthed friend Kathryn!*
Hi Jules! *frantically waves back*
Hi Jules.... my sexy lady friend...
I haven't been on until now...catching up on emails...writing.... doing the domestic diva shit....
Kat, I think my friend Nicole might be coming with me to Austin! I just totally turned her into a Rob perv!
I swear I spent over an hour going through all of those damn emails.
Hey Jules!
Welcome back Sabrina!
Oh, the more the merrier... I have one friend and fellow Robsessor joining us, possibly two.
Hi Laura! Your avatar is delicious.
"I know, right?"
Rob at his yummiest!
hey Laura... :)
Hey Jules! How are you tonight?
That is my new favorite picture of him, It's a good thing it isn't a wallpaper sized picture because I would definitely be in need of CPR.
I'm fantastic Laura now that Chapter 5 has been posted! Thinking like Edward wears me out...
Sabrina...I feel ya on that one!
Jules! Ahhh your're killing me. Man your story is getting even better. All I can say about that chapter is that bitch! You know who I am talking about.
I don't want to ruin it for anyone so I will say no more, except that please continue writing soon!
Thanks Dana! I just got a really nice review also from someone else who is following the story!
I look forward to reading chapter 5, Jules. I can't right now because I'm working on an assignment that is due tomorrow, but I will probably read it before bed. I also need to read the latest chapter of I Love LA.
Nobody got my Jessica quote? :(
I'll quit attempting to be witty...haha
Haha, Laura! That was a good one, I'm just a little distracted at the moment. Forgive me.
Laura, I say "I know, right?" all the time! I just glossed over it...
If anyone reads The Teenage Angst Brigade, a new chapter was just put up. I'm gonna go read it. Be back in a bit.
Whew! I thought I had gone a little too random with the quotes! lol
haha, Laura, I got it!
Jules, you're brilliant. Chapter 5 rocks! I won't say anything about it, except that it delivers... xoxo
Sabrizzzzzzz, you got me excited then I thought there was another new chapter for LA too.
I am off to watch December Boys, one of the lovely Robkats told me to rent it. Then Jules fanfic... then he unicorns need feeding. So, good night my sweets Olive Juice you all.
Thanks for the madness of e-mails today, I got not one ounce of work done!!!!
Did you guys get my unicorn bumper sticker on facebook? I think I sent it to all of you...
Sorry Kat, I should have specified that I still need to read the chapter posted a few days ago. Have fun watching your movie!
Night Kat!
Yes I did Laura, it was fucking hilarious!
Kat, Dan's quite schmexy in that one! Was it me who told you that?
Nite Kat...see ya on the emails tomorrow!
I'm glad you liked it Ellie...it was nothing like what I read to you yesterday over the phone!
Jules, I think it was you... it's gonna be hard for me to get "little Harry" out of my head though. I'll try....
Nite-nite, Kat...olive juice, babes.
Sabrina...
I freaked out when I saw it!! It was a little raunchy, but I was like, "PERFECT!"
When ya see him in the scene where he loses his virginity...you'll start thinking... Hello Dan!
Yeah, it was graphic but really funny Laura.
Laura, I just got your bumper stickers! I'm howling on the Twilight abstinance one!
It looks like I'll be renting December Boys very soon. I wanna see Harry Potter get it on!!
Laura, have you seen his full frontal shots from Equus?
That's one of my favorites, Jules!!
I have no desire to see that much of Daniel Radcliffe. He doesn't do a thing for me.
Jules, you're right ..it is quite different from what you read to me. I like it!
No, I haven't Jules...Is Harry Potter hung? lol
Me too. I actually had the inappropriate crush on Dan first. Then after reading about Twilight the movie in EW, I thought, hey that's the cute guy who was Cedric.... And the rest is sad, pathetic, obsessive history....
The boy has a wand on him!
I'm not really attracted to him either, Sabrina. It's just that he's Harry Potter and I think it would be funny to see that for some reason! lol
Haha, I just don't really want to think about Dan naked every time I think about Harry Potter. I need to keep at least a tiny bit of my mind out of the gutter.
I remember the first time I heard Rob was going to be Edward...I was on vacation with my husband in Florida, and I picked up a copy of Entertainment Weekly to read on the beach. It was the issue with Rob and Kristen on the cover for the first time. I remember thinking, "Hey that's Cedric Diggory! He's hot!"
Yeah! That was the issue... back in July. I started reading Twilight then!
You're making me want to change my mind about seeing it Sabrina...It WOULD be really awkward watching Harry Potter after seeing him get his freak on...EW
I still have that magazine, too! I'm pissed I didn't bring it to Austin for Rob to sign!!
Me Too! I've saved every EW that had anything Twilight...I am such a teenager at heart....
I started reading the books at the end of June...and the rest is HIStory...
I was never into Harry Potter until recently so I had no idea who Rob was when I found out he was playing Edward. The first picture I saw of him was a terrible pic, but I don't remember which one exactly. I was pissed and totally turned off until I did a little more research and was totally charmed by his personality and acting skills. Plus I actually saw some good pics of him and now I am obsessed.
The last thing I obsessed over this much was Star Wars when I was 12!
Yeah, I've had MANY obsessions in my life, but Rob/Twilight is BY FAR the biggest.
I've had obsessive/stalker relationships that didn't turn out good. This one is the best one so far. Rob hasn't fucked up yet...
I think my mom is extremely thankful that I have other people to obsess over Rob with so she doesn't have to hear all about it. She knows more about Ryan Villopoto, motocross, Alice in Chains, Metallica, and Twilight than I'm sure she ever wanted to know.
Sabrina, I think it's funny that my kids are now saying some of the silly shit we do....
Haha, like what Jules?
I got my mom into Rob and Twilight, too! She read all the books, went to the movie a lot with me, and obsessed over Rob. Then I guess my obsession got to be too much for her cause she reached her breaking point! She doesn't want to hear about it anymore! LOL
I'm back. Just read about Edward and Bella getting it on under the bleachers at school. Naughty!
EJ said someone was going to end up on his naughty list, Josh pointed out my golden zipper the other day....
LOL Laura. Unfortunately for my mom she isn't into any of the stuff I obsess over but she still has to hear about it.
Kids say the darndest things, don't they? lol
Man, I really need to go...I swore to myself I wouldn't go online tonight cause I really needed to catch up on schoolwork, but I caved!
I'm gonna go do some work before bed! Though I'll probably end up reading Jules' fanfic til 2 or something!
Hi again Dana!
LMAO Jules!
Goodnight Laura!
See ya Laura :)
Good night, laura, and hope those little f's are good to you tomorrow...lol
Olive juice, new Robkat! xoxo
Goodnight girls!
Olive juice and unicorns to y'all!!
THey better be Ellie, b/c they were so bad today, I almost SNAPPED!!!
Goodnight again everybody:)
Night Laura! See ya on the e-mail chain tomorrow!
some guy on t.v. just said "fucking bullshit"!!!
Please tell me that the email will be kept somewhat under control tomorrow. It takes way too long to go through that many emails, plus I not only have to delete them from Outlook but also my online email server thingy or else it gets too full.
I know, It was out of control!
And I just sent another e-mail off!
I knew it was a bad sign when I had about 150 emails this morning when I got back from class. After awhile I started praying that I wouldn't get anymore when I hit the send/receive button.
I'm innocent, at least today I ws. hard keeping up (That's what he said!)
I have 50 emails to go...
I checked in at lunch and had 130, then when i got home it was over 300...crazy!
I haven't replied to any of them, it takes too long because my email is messed up down here. If I want to send an outgoing message I have to go through about 5 extra steps, which I'm to lazy to do unless necessary.
I still have some I haven't read. Somebody always refers to some past one and you can catch up pretty quickly!
Whats this email chain thing you guys got going here????
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NK9HxQJ2Mis - I'm not seening the stoned. But definitely the hottie
Ah girls, I miss Rob. Come out, come out where ever you are.
Hey Melissa! We need to add you to the RobKat E-mail list!
Um, yeah Jules! Where do I sign up???
Hi, Dana!
How cold is it by you tonight?
Oh, and Jules published chapter 5!
Hi, Meliss!
Dana, it's about 10 degrees and snowing very lightly.
Melissa, I think I have your e-mail...I'll just add you in. Let me go check...
Hey Ellie. It's cold! It's only 7 degrees right now.
And I read ch. 5. Amazing as always.
Whoops I was wrong... my e-mail address is on my blog. Send me yours and I'll hook you up!
Aw shucks, y'all are making me blush...
YAY! Now i can write some more Rob porn! Hi Claire!
HI ELLIE!! Wow, you must be FREEZING!!! Its a balmy 65 degrees where I am...NICE
Yeah, Jules let me know if I need to "facebook" it to you...:)
Yeah, you can do it that way Melissa. Just be prepared for days like today when you end up getting over 300 e-mails....
Ok, Jules...I sent it to you via facebook....
Yeah, I guess it was that many...I never saw a grand total...I read them in chunks.
I read them all at once, Ellie. Big mistake!
We definately need some more Rob porn. I was reading a fan fic a Heart's Savior last night and it took over half the story to get to the goods. I felt like a impatient sexually obsessed teenage boy.
Ooo, I'm eating a popsicle...Wish it was a Robsicle.
Okay, sending myself to that room again...
Dana, I'll start on Part 10 asap! It'll go straight for the good stuff! Kim wouldn't let me hear the end of it if I didn't!
And the goods in A Heart's Savior are on the vague side, Dana. I like the story but it was frustrating.
Ellie- dirty, dirty girl you.
Good evening, lovelies!
Dana---I believe it's, "hormonal teenage motherfucker"!
Ellie,it's fucking 10 degrees and you would suck on a popsicle! woooo, I said fucking and suck in the same sentence.....
Hmmm...I know what Rob could do with a popsicle, and then what he could do to warm me up! TASTY!
Lynn- yes that too!
actually, Jules, I'm biting it.
Hello Lynn! Man, you came on with a vengeance!
That makes my teeth hurt... LOL! I get a brain freeze just thinking about that Ellie!
Hi Lynn! In my case its more frustrated hormonal teenage motherfucker.
Well, then I guess it's really an Edwardsicle...
Just stating the facts, lady! It's been a long day....that is how I roll!
Hello, Lymmmmmm!
How was your day?
WE roll right along with ya girlfriend!
Sabrina- the one i'm reading now with firefighter Edward is already 16 chapters in and there have been no goods :( But this one is rated T.
Lynn- That reminded me of the song in the movie clueless
"Rolling with my hommies"
And yes I did the hand movements.
Hello, Jules, Dana, Sabrina and Ellie!
It's been a long day....the weather is weird and kids are nuts.
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