Stern Germany Scans

Our lovely Keely translated the parts with Rob for us and was rewarded with tons of air kisses :)) Thanks so much!

#1:
Snarly romantic

Rare a film was so longingly expected by it´s fans. Next week " Twilight" after the bestseller of Stephenie Meyer starts. In the USA the vampiremovie broke all records and caused histerical reactions.

#2:
Twilight activates the longing after the true love

Robert Pattinson and Kirsten Stewart are posing in the dark forrest. The actors got famous over night for their rolls in the film adaption.

...Edward is played by Robert Pattinson, 22 brit, who already had a tragical appearance in " GOF ", and since " Twilight" is besieged as a sexsymbol. Girls throw themselfes at his driving car, mothers gave him theire babys to bite for, Supermodel Tyra Banks offered him her neck...

#3:
The little cutout on the right of the second scan descripes the opinion of to young girls who aleady saw the film:
...But where is Edward? The door of the highschool cafeteria opens and in comes: a sleepy boy with disheveled hair, slouchy and a bloodshot gaze and you think: Jesus Christ, are you stoned, you shouldn´t smoke so much weed!
We grant he is good looking- but he is not our Edward...




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Source: http://www.lionandlamblove.org/

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Ellie said...

"The door of the highschool cafeteria opens and in comes: a sleepy boy with disheveled hair, slouchy and a bloodshot gaze and you think: Jesus Christ, are you stoned, you shouldn´t smoke so much weed!"

So weird; this didn't even enter my mind. Rob, as Edward, didn't look anything like this to me.

I just saw hot and heavenly.

Sabrizzle said...

WTF?! The only thing smokin' in that scene was Rob's hot bod. No weed involved.

Ellie said...

Absolutely, Sabrina. Maybe they were watching it through their own "haze".

Ellie said...

Lik my new avatar? Or should I go back to my old one?

Sabrizzle said...

Haha, I think they must have been smoking something if that's what they saw in that scene. I like your new avatar, but I like the old one better. It's naughtier and doesn't have a bit "A" on it.

Ellie said...

Okay, going back to it. I thnk so, too.brb

Ellie said...

Okay, done. I'm happy with it. and him. :)

Ellie said...

I just with his face was bigger in the pic...

Sabrizzle said...

Yeah, that avatar just screams "naughty room."

Ellie said...

I forgot, did you have class today?

DirtyD said...

Hey ladies. I nearly jumped out of my seat when he made his appearance. I was as giddy as a school girl.

Ellie said...

Rob made an appearance????????

Oh, hi, Dana! lol

Sabrizzle said...

Yeah, I did and I had a test too. I only have class on Monday, Wednesday, and Thursday this month.

Ellie said...

WHERE???

Sabrizzle said...

Hi Dana! "What are you talking about?"

Ellie said...

Dana, major hysteria, here...
*taps foot impatiently, sweating bullets...

Sabrizzle said...

?????!!!!!!

DirtyD said...

Ha, ha. I'm talking about the movie.

I wish I could say he made an appearance in my bedroom today, but such is not the case :(

Ellie said...

haha, Sabrina...just got what you said. *slaps forehead: behind the scenes of GoF...

Sabrizzle said...

LMFAO! I feel stupid now, I guess I really just want a Rob sighting.

Ellie said...

Whew, Dana, you just deflated my hopes...:(

But, yeah, I LOVE when Rob enters the cafeteria.

Sabrizzle said...

LOL Ellie! I loved that part of GoF behind-the-scenes.

Ellie said...

Lately, since there's been such a dry spell, I find myself "rewinding" anything Rob-related. Constant repeats.

DirtyD said...

Girls, he can't hide out much longer. I think we will get a glimpse soon! I hope!

Sabrizzle said...

I do the same thing Ellie, and I also bury myself in fanfic. I agree Dana, he has to come out of hiding soon. I think I will be able to handle it if we don't see him again until March!

Ellie said...

Can or CAN'T handle, Sabrina??

Sabrizzle said...

oops, I meant to say I don't think I could handle it.

Sabrizzle said...

The idea is so horrible that it's impacting my typing.

Ellie said...

And yes, one could only hope.

In the meantime, we bury our noses in fanfic and revel in the world of Dark Edward, Mr. Rob "Fucking" Pattinson, and various other reincarnations. But nothing holds a candle to the real deal.
Oh, and I'm just like that candle. I melt.

Ellie said...

Which story has Gentleman Edward?

Sabrizzle said...

Gentleman Edward can be found in "A Heart's Savior" and it's sequel.

DirtyD said...

I'm reading about gentleman Edward right now. I read another one with him last night.

DirtyD said...

Sabrina- that's the one I was reading last night.

I'm reading Stop, Drop and Roll right now. Dear Eddie is a firefighter.

Sabrizzle said...

Which one Dana? I think Boycotts Edward is my favorite fanfic Edward, even though I love Dark Edward.

Ellie said...

Which is better to read first--Boycotts or A heart's Savior?

Sabrizzle said...

Haha, fireman Edward sounds interesting.

Sabrizzle said...

Read Boycotts first, Ellie. Boycotts Edward is HOT!

Kat said...

Hey... anyone get any e-mails today?

Sabrizzle said...

LOL Kat, I was about ready to start puking emails.

DirtyD said...

Yes Boycotts I think is my fav. Fireman Edward brings on many fantasys with his uniform. But the stroy is rated T so not racy at all.

Kat said...

Boycott's Edward is hot... mmmm

Kat said...

My brother is a fireman so I can't do that one.... LOL

Sabrizzle said...

I love Boycotts Edward, not only is he a gentleman but he is also very manly and sexy.

Ellie said...

Kat, I sent you a new email...to add to the 320 others...lol

Kat said...

Sabrizzzz... yes, manly and sexy indeed... I have a bit of a crush on Boycott Emmett too and I normally don't "swing" that way...

DirtyD said...

The sequel to boycotts was hilarious!

Laura said...

I guess I'm not special, cause I got ZERO emails. ZERO. LOL

Hey girls!

Ellie said...

I'm still on ch. 1 of Boycotts. Some ladies keep me from reading it in its entirety...*snickers

Kat said...

Ellie... the Grace one?

Ellie said...

Laura, send me your email on FB, you'll end up with 300 email, too! lol

Sabrizzle said...

LOL Kat! Boycotts Emmett just seems like too much of an airhead for me even though he is funny. Boycotts Edward is more my style, especially because all of the talk about his bronze hair and green eyes. *swoon*

Kat said...

Laura... are you not on our e-mail list... are you sure you want to be? 320 e-mails back and forth today - hilarious e-mails though.

Ellie said...

No, it's where Edward anJasper, and Emmett are bartenders.

Sabrizzle said...

I just finished reading the sequel to Boycotts, Dana. It was hilarious, but I'm really hoping she writes the sequel to the sequel. Stupid cliffhangers!

Kat said...

Sabrizzzz, I think it was the mention of his rather large "little Emmett"... I have a one track mind.

But yes, Boycott Eddie... I likey lots!

Sabrizzle said...

I'm going to go get dinner, I'll be back in a bit.

Sabrizzle said...

LOL Kat! 4 maple leaves.... ;)

Kat said...

I'm reading the B&B sequel now, is it really a cliff hanger... shit.

Laura said...

I'll send it to y'all on FB....300 emails..hmmm...maybe I should reconsider! lol

Anonymous said...

Hey guys, I have to beg for your help. We need anyone who is willing to go to www.hellomagazine.com and vote for Rob. He's been up against David Tenant(DR.Who/BartyCrouch)GAG! For most attractive man of the year. Like there is even a chioce in the matter.There are some die hard fans that are putting up a big fight. WE know Rob's fans rule!! Thanks.

Laura said...

Bye Sabrina!

Ellie said...

I can only guess at the one (4maple leaves that many???).lol

Laura said...

Oh, and Ellie, I'm so glad you went back to your old avatar...That's one of my fav pics of Rob ever!

Ellie said...

Yeah, me too, Laura. I briefly switched, but I missed my Robbie...we've grown close.

DirtyD said...

Ellie- I love your avatar. I just pretend Rob is looking at me :)

Laura said...

dana, you AND ellie have totally hot avatars! Both pics have that thumb action going on! lol

Kat said...

How many thumbs?

Jewels64 said...

Hi Gals!

DirtyD said...

I watching the re-run of last nights 90210 and Mr. Lutz just came on the screen sans shirt. Yummy.

DirtyD said...

Jules- how ya doing tonight?

Kat said...

Hi Jules... saw Chapter 5 is up. Excited to read it before sleepy time...

Jewels64 said...

Just posted chapter 5 baby!

Jewels64 said...

I finally got a brainstorm and wrote it in about an hour and a half. Sheesh! It was hard to do.

DirtyD said...

I'm gonna go read it right now!

Ellie said...

Hiya, Jules...how's my favorite smut writer doing tonight? (sorry, I meant exotic scenario writer...) lol xoxo
Kat, four thumbs, at least...

Ellie said...

Jules, it's up? going to it right now!!! be back soon...don't go away!

Sabrizzle said...

Hey loves, I just got back from dinner.

Ellie, the 4 maple leaves thing is in the sequel to Boycotts and Barflies so get reading!

Kat said...

Sabrizzz... I asked before you left. Is the sequel really a cliff hanger? That SUCKS.

Sabrizzle said...

Yes Kat, it is kinda. Her note at the end of the last chapter makes it sound like it's open to interpretation and that she might go back to it later. I really hope she does!

Jewels64 said...

hey Sabrina! *Waves*

Jewels64 said...

* Hi my lovely smut mouthed friend Kathryn!*

Sabrizzle said...

Hi Jules! *frantically waves back*

Kat said...

Hi Jules.... my sexy lady friend...

Jewels64 said...

I haven't been on until now...catching up on emails...writing.... doing the domestic diva shit....

Jewels64 said...

Kat, I think my friend Nicole might be coming with me to Austin! I just totally turned her into a Rob perv!

Sabrizzle said...

I swear I spent over an hour going through all of those damn emails.

Laura said...

Hey Jules!

Welcome back Sabrina!

Kat said...

Oh, the more the merrier... I have one friend and fellow Robsessor joining us, possibly two.

Sabrizzle said...

Hi Laura! Your avatar is delicious.

Laura said...

"I know, right?"

Rob at his yummiest!

Jewels64 said...

hey Laura... :)

Laura said...

Hey Jules! How are you tonight?

Sabrizzle said...

That is my new favorite picture of him, It's a good thing it isn't a wallpaper sized picture because I would definitely be in need of CPR.

Jewels64 said...

I'm fantastic Laura now that Chapter 5 has been posted! Thinking like Edward wears me out...

Sabrina...I feel ya on that one!

DirtyD said...

Jules! Ahhh your're killing me. Man your story is getting even better. All I can say about that chapter is that bitch! You know who I am talking about.

I don't want to ruin it for anyone so I will say no more, except that please continue writing soon!

Jewels64 said...

Thanks Dana! I just got a really nice review also from someone else who is following the story!

Sabrizzle said...

I look forward to reading chapter 5, Jules. I can't right now because I'm working on an assignment that is due tomorrow, but I will probably read it before bed. I also need to read the latest chapter of I Love LA.

Laura said...

Nobody got my Jessica quote? :(
I'll quit attempting to be witty...haha

Sabrizzle said...

Haha, Laura! That was a good one, I'm just a little distracted at the moment. Forgive me.

Jewels64 said...

Laura, I say "I know, right?" all the time! I just glossed over it...

DirtyD said...

If anyone reads The Teenage Angst Brigade, a new chapter was just put up. I'm gonna go read it. Be back in a bit.

Laura said...

Whew! I thought I had gone a little too random with the quotes! lol

Ellie said...

haha, Laura, I got it!

Jules, you're brilliant. Chapter 5 rocks! I won't say anything about it, except that it delivers... xoxo

Kat said...

Sabrizzzzzzz, you got me excited then I thought there was another new chapter for LA too.

I am off to watch December Boys, one of the lovely Robkats told me to rent it. Then Jules fanfic... then he unicorns need feeding. So, good night my sweets Olive Juice you all.

Thanks for the madness of e-mails today, I got not one ounce of work done!!!!

Laura said...

Did you guys get my unicorn bumper sticker on facebook? I think I sent it to all of you...

Sabrizzle said...

Sorry Kat, I should have specified that I still need to read the chapter posted a few days ago. Have fun watching your movie!

Laura said...

Night Kat!

Sabrizzle said...

Yes I did Laura, it was fucking hilarious!

Jewels64 said...

Kat, Dan's quite schmexy in that one! Was it me who told you that?

Jewels64 said...

Nite Kat...see ya on the emails tomorrow!

Jewels64 said...

I'm glad you liked it Ellie...it was nothing like what I read to you yesterday over the phone!

Kat said...

Jules, I think it was you... it's gonna be hard for me to get "little Harry" out of my head though. I'll try....

Ellie said...

Nite-nite, Kat...olive juice, babes.

Laura said...

Sabrina...
I freaked out when I saw it!! It was a little raunchy, but I was like, "PERFECT!"

Jewels64 said...

When ya see him in the scene where he loses his virginity...you'll start thinking... Hello Dan!

Sabrizzle said...

Yeah, it was graphic but really funny Laura.

Jewels64 said...

Laura, I just got your bumper stickers! I'm howling on the Twilight abstinance one!

Laura said...

It looks like I'll be renting December Boys very soon. I wanna see Harry Potter get it on!!

Jewels64 said...

Laura, have you seen his full frontal shots from Equus?

Laura said...

That's one of my favorites, Jules!!

Sabrizzle said...

I have no desire to see that much of Daniel Radcliffe. He doesn't do a thing for me.

Ellie said...

Jules, you're right ..it is quite different from what you read to me. I like it!

Laura said...

No, I haven't Jules...Is Harry Potter hung? lol

Jewels64 said...

Me too. I actually had the inappropriate crush on Dan first. Then after reading about Twilight the movie in EW, I thought, hey that's the cute guy who was Cedric.... And the rest is sad, pathetic, obsessive history....

Jewels64 said...

The boy has a wand on him!

Laura said...

I'm not really attracted to him either, Sabrina. It's just that he's Harry Potter and I think it would be funny to see that for some reason! lol

Sabrizzle said...

Haha, I just don't really want to think about Dan naked every time I think about Harry Potter. I need to keep at least a tiny bit of my mind out of the gutter.

Laura said...

I remember the first time I heard Rob was going to be Edward...I was on vacation with my husband in Florida, and I picked up a copy of Entertainment Weekly to read on the beach. It was the issue with Rob and Kristen on the cover for the first time. I remember thinking, "Hey that's Cedric Diggory! He's hot!"

Jewels64 said...

Yeah! That was the issue... back in July. I started reading Twilight then!

Laura said...

You're making me want to change my mind about seeing it Sabrina...It WOULD be really awkward watching Harry Potter after seeing him get his freak on...EW

Laura said...

I still have that magazine, too! I'm pissed I didn't bring it to Austin for Rob to sign!!

Jewels64 said...

Me Too! I've saved every EW that had anything Twilight...I am such a teenager at heart....

Ellie said...

I started reading the books at the end of June...and the rest is HIStory...

Sabrizzle said...

I was never into Harry Potter until recently so I had no idea who Rob was when I found out he was playing Edward. The first picture I saw of him was a terrible pic, but I don't remember which one exactly. I was pissed and totally turned off until I did a little more research and was totally charmed by his personality and acting skills. Plus I actually saw some good pics of him and now I am obsessed.

Jewels64 said...

The last thing I obsessed over this much was Star Wars when I was 12!

Laura said...

Yeah, I've had MANY obsessions in my life, but Rob/Twilight is BY FAR the biggest.

Jewels64 said...

I've had obsessive/stalker relationships that didn't turn out good. This one is the best one so far. Rob hasn't fucked up yet...

Sabrizzle said...

I think my mom is extremely thankful that I have other people to obsess over Rob with so she doesn't have to hear all about it. She knows more about Ryan Villopoto, motocross, Alice in Chains, Metallica, and Twilight than I'm sure she ever wanted to know.

Jewels64 said...

Sabrina, I think it's funny that my kids are now saying some of the silly shit we do....

Sabrizzle said...

Haha, like what Jules?

Laura said...

I got my mom into Rob and Twilight, too! She read all the books, went to the movie a lot with me, and obsessed over Rob. Then I guess my obsession got to be too much for her cause she reached her breaking point! She doesn't want to hear about it anymore! LOL

DirtyD said...

I'm back. Just read about Edward and Bella getting it on under the bleachers at school. Naughty!

Jewels64 said...

EJ said someone was going to end up on his naughty list, Josh pointed out my golden zipper the other day....

Sabrizzle said...

LOL Laura. Unfortunately for my mom she isn't into any of the stuff I obsess over but she still has to hear about it.

Ellie said...

Kids say the darndest things, don't they? lol

Laura said...

Man, I really need to go...I swore to myself I wouldn't go online tonight cause I really needed to catch up on schoolwork, but I caved!

I'm gonna go do some work before bed! Though I'll probably end up reading Jules' fanfic til 2 or something!

Sabrizzle said...

Hi again Dana!

LMAO Jules!

Sabrizzle said...

Goodnight Laura!

DirtyD said...

See ya Laura :)

Ellie said...

Good night, laura, and hope those little f's are good to you tomorrow...lol
Olive juice, new Robkat! xoxo

Laura said...

Goodnight girls!

Olive juice and unicorns to y'all!!

Laura said...

THey better be Ellie, b/c they were so bad today, I almost SNAPPED!!!


Goodnight again everybody:)

Jewels64 said...

Night Laura! See ya on the e-mail chain tomorrow!

Jewels64 said...

some guy on t.v. just said "fucking bullshit"!!!

Sabrizzle said...

Please tell me that the email will be kept somewhat under control tomorrow. It takes way too long to go through that many emails, plus I not only have to delete them from Outlook but also my online email server thingy or else it gets too full.

Jewels64 said...

I know, It was out of control!

Jewels64 said...

And I just sent another e-mail off!

Sabrizzle said...

I knew it was a bad sign when I had about 150 emails this morning when I got back from class. After awhile I started praying that I wouldn't get anymore when I hit the send/receive button.

Ellie said...

I'm innocent, at least today I ws. hard keeping up (That's what he said!)

DirtyD said...

I have 50 emails to go...

Jewels64 said...

I checked in at lunch and had 130, then when i got home it was over 300...crazy!

Sabrizzle said...

I haven't replied to any of them, it takes too long because my email is messed up down here. If I want to send an outgoing message I have to go through about 5 extra steps, which I'm to lazy to do unless necessary.

Jewels64 said...

I still have some I haven't read. Somebody always refers to some past one and you can catch up pretty quickly!

Melissa said...

Whats this email chain thing you guys got going here????

Anonymous said...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NK9HxQJ2Mis - I'm not seening the stoned. But definitely the hottie

DirtyD said...

Ah girls, I miss Rob. Come out, come out where ever you are.

Jewels64 said...

Hey Melissa! We need to add you to the RobKat E-mail list!

Melissa said...

Um, yeah Jules! Where do I sign up???

Ellie said...

Hi, Dana!

How cold is it by you tonight?

Oh, and Jules published chapter 5!

Ellie said...

Hi, Meliss!

Dana, it's about 10 degrees and snowing very lightly.

Jewels64 said...

Melissa, I think I have your e-mail...I'll just add you in. Let me go check...

DirtyD said...

Hey Ellie. It's cold! It's only 7 degrees right now.

And I read ch. 5. Amazing as always.

Jewels64 said...

Whoops I was wrong... my e-mail address is on my blog. Send me yours and I'll hook you up!

Jewels64 said...

Aw shucks, y'all are making me blush...

YAY! Now i can write some more Rob porn! Hi Claire!

Melissa said...

HI ELLIE!! Wow, you must be FREEZING!!! Its a balmy 65 degrees where I am...NICE

Yeah, Jules let me know if I need to "facebook" it to you...:)

Jewels64 said...

Yeah, you can do it that way Melissa. Just be prepared for days like today when you end up getting over 300 e-mails....

Melissa said...

Ok, Jules...I sent it to you via facebook....

Ellie said...

Yeah, I guess it was that many...I never saw a grand total...I read them in chunks.

Sabrizzle said...

I read them all at once, Ellie. Big mistake!

DirtyD said...

We definately need some more Rob porn. I was reading a fan fic a Heart's Savior last night and it took over half the story to get to the goods. I felt like a impatient sexually obsessed teenage boy.

Ellie said...

Ooo, I'm eating a popsicle...Wish it was a Robsicle.

Ellie said...

Okay, sending myself to that room again...

Jewels64 said...

Dana, I'll start on Part 10 asap! It'll go straight for the good stuff! Kim wouldn't let me hear the end of it if I didn't!

Sabrizzle said...

And the goods in A Heart's Savior are on the vague side, Dana. I like the story but it was frustrating.

DirtyD said...

Ellie- dirty, dirty girl you.

Lynn said...

Good evening, lovelies!

Dana---I believe it's, "hormonal teenage motherfucker"!

Jewels64 said...

Ellie,it's fucking 10 degrees and you would suck on a popsicle! woooo, I said fucking and suck in the same sentence.....

Jewels64 said...

Hmmm...I know what Rob could do with a popsicle, and then what he could do to warm me up! TASTY!

DirtyD said...

Lynn- yes that too!

Ellie said...

actually, Jules, I'm biting it.

Jewels64 said...

Hello Lynn! Man, you came on with a vengeance!

Jewels64 said...

That makes my teeth hurt... LOL! I get a brain freeze just thinking about that Ellie!

Sabrizzle said...

Hi Lynn! In my case its more frustrated hormonal teenage motherfucker.

Ellie said...

Well, then I guess it's really an Edwardsicle...

Lynn said...

Just stating the facts, lady! It's been a long day....that is how I roll!

Ellie said...

Hello, Lymmmmmm!
How was your day?

Jewels64 said...

WE roll right along with ya girlfriend!

DirtyD said...

Sabrina- the one i'm reading now with firefighter Edward is already 16 chapters in and there have been no goods :( But this one is rated T.

DirtyD said...

Lynn- That reminded me of the song in the movie clueless

"Rolling with my hommies"

And yes I did the hand movements.

Lynn said...

Hello, Jules, Dana, Sabrina and Ellie!

It's been a long day....the weather is weird and kids are nuts.

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