Obligatory note: Don't try it at home, smoking kills :)
Smoking Has Never Been THIS Sexy
This post should serve as a memory cleanser after the Zygote pictures :) He grew up REALLY well...
Obligatory note: Don't try it at home, smoking kills :)
Obligatory note: Don't try it at home, smoking kills :)
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Well...that's it.
I'm fucking done.
Useless.
Burnt.
*sigh*
What is it about Rob and a fucking bullshit cigarette???
Shit.
I'd smoke his cigarette.
LMFAO Dana :))
LOL @ Dana !!!
I just said what you were all thinking!!!
Yes, along with JD, Mr. Pattinson makes smoking look so good ;)
I want to BE that cigarette!
Oh, got distracted...Hello, ladies!
lunch time; I'll be back.
There is just something about him smoking that is so sensual *goes weak in the knees*
I can't even put into words the sound my brain made when I saw those pics - something like.......uuuuuuuuughmmmmmmmppppplllllllauuuuuuu ;)
I was doing okay...slowly scrolling down to look at the pretty pics... then I hit the third one.
I think I made the same sound, Karla... *grin*
Oh hot damn, this man is so effing gorgeous. His smoking even makes the infamous "toe" slippers in the first pic look hot!
Yeap I know what you mean Wildcat. I like the top three the best because they're not posed!
And the third one.........he's looking right at ya !!;-)
Oops hello ladies :-)
gah... that's all that can fall out of my mouth right now... gah.
Gah is a good word. Captures our reactions perfectly.
I truly hate guys that smoke - although having said that - I think for Rob I'd make an exception. My God he does make smoking look sexy and I agree I want to be that cigarette.
How can anyone so disgusting (never washes his hair or clothes, smokes like a chimney, etc.) be so incredibly hot. It just doesn't make sense.
I still cannot get over the sexiness of the fifth pic. Rob looks "Trainspotting" dirty....but I love how raw he looks! You can almost smell the dirty....GAH!
I'd love to be his personal ashtray!!!!
Anon, I'd love to be Rob's ANYthing! lol
Ellie-
I couldnt of said it any better myself!!lol
Getting all hot and bothered over here thinking about being Rob's ANYthing... thanks
Oh My Sweet Jesus... He is SCORCHING hot in all of these... my brain is turning into jello as we speak.
Hotness aside, I appreciated the discaimer at the bottom, Gozde :)
WARNING: Do not try this at home, kids. Please leave it to the smokin'-hot professionals ie Robert Pattinson. No people or animals were harmed in the taking of these photographs, unless you count the hundreds of women who go into mild cardiac arrest or suffer temporary brain damage every time they view them. Don't drink and drive.
I thought I'd just throw that last one in for good measure :)
OK, I'm back to say gah again.
Gah....
Lynn, he is SO "Trainspotting" dirty in that one and I LIKE it.
Kat, did we figure out the Rob?
umph...there i go, i just fell to the floor from cardiac arrest and can't get up. robert, while i'm down here, i don't mind if you give me the best shagging ever. tehehe.
hello robsessors! how is everyone?
Hi, Eternal...I THOUGHT I heard you drop to the floor! lol
It's a good thing he smokes or he'd be just too dayum perfect.
LOL Eternal! Put me down for a floor-shagging w/ Rob, too!
Hey Ellie! How's your class today?
These pictures remind me of a random Friends quote courtesy of Mr. Chandler Bing:
"The bottom line is, smoking is COOL, and you know it!" lol
Laura an old episode pf "Friends" is on here ATM. Chandler is my favourtie character I love his quotes and one-liners. I'm always LOL when I'm watching it !!!
Kate! I LOVE Friends! I can pretty much quote any episode. LOL! Chandler is my fav, too!
Gah... still. I need, NEED, to stop coming back to look, but I can't.
Ellie... nope, it's still a mystery.
Vlass is over, Laura!!!Yippee!!
Kat, the mystery will hopefully be solved tonight...I hope?
I agree with Mr. Bing. Smoking is cool if Rob's the one doing it...
Damn, I'm jealous, Ellie. I still have almost 2 hours in this hell hole before I can go home!
Kat, all you have to do is look at your avatar! It's the hottest pic of Rob ever. Seriously, that pic is surrounded by magical unicorn dust.
Oh, and LMAO at "Vlass" Ellie! I know what you meant, but I couldn't help but laugh! Sorry..
Laura, I have to agree. Everytime I post a comment and see the picture, I puddle a little.
I must remember to buy stock in Victoria Secret... I just keep forgeting...
Laura, I must be teaching in Russian!
lmfao!
Kat, and I puddle every time you post...I have to look at that face and just melt to the ground.
I think the Edward/Rob doll should come with the following accessories:
A teeny tiny cigarette
A teeny tiny megaphone
A teeny tiny pair of plastic fangs
A teeny tiny beanie
A teeny tiny pair of suspenders
A teeny tiny pair of RayBans
A teeny tiny guitar and case
A teeny tiny clown car
Kat, don't forget
the teeny tiny Hot Pocket
teeny tiny bottle of Peach Snapple.
Oh, and teeny tiny Doc Martens, unlaced, of course.
what brand of cigs are those?
Anon, in the Rolling Stone pic of Rob, lying on the floor, they're Marlboros.
Excuse me girls.... but didnt Rob say in an interview that " he was a big hard tool" does that come with the doll??? I'd like to find out!!
Plus, in the hilarious pic where he's eating and making that funny face, there's a pack of Camels near him. Maybe he smokes those, too.
Those pictures of Rob smoking in Mexico City, make me sad. I could have seen him that fucking nite..
Le sigh.
And that last picture WILL BE THE DEATH OF ME! <33333
I've never seen the first one before. How did I miss that?? Look at that forearm!
I'm sorry but he can do no wrong. Who cares that he's smoking? Who cares that he's wearing those awful chinese slippers? Who cares that his hair appears not to have been washed in a month? Who cares about the suspenders on his pants? Oh wait, scratch that, I care WAY too much about those, and the RayBans, and the jawline...
LOL, all I can think about, when I see the 5th pic is: " Hello, Lover " ;-)
And he can wear what he wants, I would undress him anywa...Slippers...gone first ;-)
How can he complain about Uggs when he wears those slippers ???? LOL :-p
Honestly, the first and last pictures just completely kill me! Emily, I agree, his forearm in that first one is magical... How is it that his freaking arm can be such a turn on?? I just want to rub and kiss it all over... Is that so wrong? Yeah, probably.
And Kate - that is a very good question! If he insists on wearing those hideous slippers, he shouldn't be critical of ANY other shoes... even uggs :)
I've always noticed guy's forearms. Is that weird? I think Rob's are exceptionally nice because of the guitar playing. Okay, I really need to stop staring at these pictures. Or, do I...okay, just a few more minutes.
Oh Lyla, if that's wrong, I don't want to be right! You take one arm and I'll take the other.
LMAO, Emily! Then I don't want to be right, either :) Yeah, I have always paid attention to guys hands and forearms, too. They can either be a big turn on or a big turn off to me, and Rob's hands and forearms are definitely the former :)
And yeah, I think you're right, his guitar playing probably keeps his forearms nice and toned... maybe playing his own trumpet helps, too - oh yeah, I just went there...
LOL! That was the funniest interview when he said that! I was thinking, did he really just say that and does he mean what I think he means? Yeah, that's a definite 'no' on the media training.
I know, right?! That is exactly what my reaction was... I was like, "Oh no, he didn't just say that!"
Thank you, Rob. Thank you for resisting your media training and giving us wonderful gems like that.
I'd soooo take a drag.....of the cigarette, of course. ;)
Pics #3 and #5 are....he's just fuckable anyway you put it....with or without the cigarette.
I never knew how anyone could make a mesh tank sexy but then along comes Rob...
oh my...
oh my....
= )
Sweetness! I've never seen the top photo before..
I wonder if hot-boxes his cigarette when he takes a drag??
Oh I wonder about much to much where he's concerned.
I had to go to Urban Dictionary to see what "hot boxing" meant.
I think smoking is nasty, EXCEPT where our man is concerned....honestly, I would love to smell him light one up fist thing in the morning. The man is so effing sexy.
why!!!
he is soo sexy he doesn't have to smoke
waa!!!
at least he donesn't take drugs
*upset that he smokes*
this makes me want a cigarette BAD....and I don't even smoke : )
ooh! he's so damn hot
most sexiest ever saw!!!
He makes smokee so sexyy!!
but it'ss bad for hiim :(
i love smoking:)
and guys that smoke too!:)
it's sexy... but it'll kill him :(
I TOO WANNA BE THAT CIGAR!!
IM FOOLED:)
i got too!! a CARDIAC ARREST
and can't get up :O
I felt something in my damn loins looking at that shit!
Sigh, he really DOES make smoking look that good.
GOD what I wouldn't give for a cig right now... and I don't even smoke.
The one where he is exhaling... Jesus lord I nearly creamed my pants lol!
Well, he just fell out of the ivory tower I had him in with a loud "THUD". Smoking is gross. Sigh. Time to find a new obsession. He looks retarded in the pics, smoking does not sexy make. What a turn off!
If the cigarrette makers were smart, they would use one of these pics of Rob to promote their product... "And this is why smokin' is good for ya".....geez he's sexxy :))
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