LOL I love how Rob still gets subtitles even when he is supposedly speaking in Korean. C'mon, Rob! You need to speak some Japanese...it's easier to pronounce!
I took Spanish 7th-10th grade but I've forgotten most of the conjugation stuff. I think I'm going to have to take Spanish again next year, and the thought kinda scares me.
Sabrina- when you re-take another language it should come back to you right away. I took french in college for a semester. That class ended up being a breeze!
AJ- I'm lost on Spanish too. I think the only thing I could ask in Spanish is for another beer, and I don't even drink beer!
I know, I'll probably be asking Stella and Mich for help! I can also call my friend Joel, he's from Mexico so he can help me too. I think I'll start remembering it when I get back into speaking Spanish regularly. I just hope I don't get a really scary professor like the teacher I had my freshman year of high school. She was insane!
What really pisses me off is I've always wanted to learn Italian, so I go and marry an Italian guy and do you think he can speak the language? Nope. He knows a few things here and there and the profanity of course but that's it. My FIL came over on the boat from Italy so you think he would have taught his son Italian, but no!
Beloved Robkats, I am in serious need of you tonight.
1) I am so fucking lustful tonight. I must be ovulating. Also, I have been listening to Robin Thicke's "Lost Without U" song on my Ipod almost all day. Probably hasn't helped the lust thoughts about Rob;)
2) I told surfer dude to stay away today because I am so lustful.
3) I think I'm frustrated kind of like when you put on mascara and you get frustrated and then that turns you on? Has that ever happened to you? Because it seems like that always happens when I put on mascara.
Also, I got out of going to the f*cking gym tonight with my niece in order to chat. Disappointed the hell out of her. I feel lustful and shitty all at the same time. I told her you know how I HATE to go to the gym. That's why I never get sick because I don't go to the gym and I work at home. I went to a yoga class with her on Saturday and that was a mistake. It's like going on a date with a guy who keeps asking you and then you have to lie and tell them you have a boyfriend. I got out of a spinning class and a matt pilates class tonight and disappointed her, to chat with my Robkats. How was everyones day????????
This is his "I'm concentrating very hard" face! There are so many of these videos out there-all with the same clothes too...it must have been done in one day....LOL
I voted for Rob again because it said "The Most Attractive Man" Attractive...hmmm...let me think about that world. I am attracted to him like a bee to honey/pollen. You get the drift. He's not the most attractive looking, just the most attractive because of his whole personality thing. Even after today seeing him not in charge and Nikki was. That lead me to think I don't think he'd be in charge during sex maybe not either. What do you think? Important, life stopping issues here.
Jovie!! I live in the Az time zone...don't know what its called...but the gym does suck ass....but you know, it gets rid of ass so its cool I guess....still sucks though
I wore fuck me heels around surfer dude big mistake. I have always wondered why do women need these things? It's the guys that really need those things. We don't need more to turn them on. Who the hell decided women needed heels?
Jov - on FB you wrote, "I don't know what the hell I'm doing". Just made me laugh because it reminded me of when I first started and all the crap was flying at me and I had no idea what the hell was going on!
Jov - absolute agree - he was beyond hot at sex drive and in rome. I think we may end up using the same pics in our vids... (wouldn't be a surprise, right)?
Describe the "f" me shoes you wore in front of surfer dude! Yeah, BIG mistake. Although, I give you major points for telling him to stay away while you are lustful. Not sure I would have the same control.
Jovie, you should, lasts for about 6-8 weeks. I'm a red head with super lighy eyelashes but super long. So I have them dyed brown/black and never have to wear mascara. And I always look "wide awake"....
Trixie... no problemo, I was quite funny seeing everyone panic ala Midnight Sun though...
Once Melissa I put mascara and lipstuff on in front of surfer dude and he was like grabbing the bathroom counter, it was so funny. That's where I got the bathroom counter thing with Rob looking into the mirror thinking about "pleasuring himself" "relieving himself" Once he grabbed me and pushed me against the french doors and I worried about the glass breaking and it was only because I bent over to hold one of my labs face in my hands.
Where did the "Trixie" wrote it thing come from? Are you AngstGoddess in disguise? If so get your fucking arse off the blog and go fucking write more...
Kat - thanks. I swear it looks better in the pics. If you ever want to make your body look toned, just take pictures while you are dancing because every single muscle is working when you dance!
sorry Melissa meant giving the goods. I'm known for not editing, and I type kinda fast, so the typos fly out.
Trix, women are like that. My niece has such a nice body and I tell her appreciate your body damn it. You're sixteen. One day you'll say I had a nice body and I didn't realize it.
Trix, women just mentally do such a number on themselves, don't we. Like when we're having sex and we're like Rob thinking his beer belly is hanging out. He has a lot of feminine qualities doesn't he? Men during sex are not thinking what we are thinking.
LOL, Kat. Hi Ellie. Trix, yes he's a good kisser. He takes his time. And he smiles after kissing which is the big thing I think about when I fantasize about Rob kissing me, the sexy smile after. Love that fantasy.
Jov - yes, women are too hard on themselves. Most men don't think like we do. But, our Rob does have those feminine characteristics. I don't know one guy who would talk about worrying about his beer belly rolling around if his shirt was off.
I've had a myspace for almost 5 years, so I am definitely more used to that. I think it's easier to use in some ways, but facebook has more things you can do.
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LOL I love how Rob still gets subtitles even when he is supposedly speaking in Korean. C'mon, Rob! You need to speak some Japanese...it's easier to pronounce!
It would be amazing if he did an intro in every language and then we could pic our favorites. He would make them all sound super sexy, I'm sure!
Well, Rob can make us all swoon in French....so let's hear it!
Yeah, we want to hear that Rob!
Oui, oui! En francais sil vous plait!!
Y tambien en Espanol por favor!!!!
Hola Dana! Como estas?
Bonjour Sabrina. Comment ca va? Je suis tres mal.
Translation if you don't know french.
How are you? I am very sick :(
Unfortuanately I don't speak Spanish but I am assuming you asked me how I was.
I am good. I'm sorry you aren't feeling well, I hope you feel better really soon! Yes, I was asking how you are. I don't speak French. :(
Hey, Dana! I knew you would know French being a Canadian.
Um were you reading that Rob? No, I couldn't tell. At all.
He looked he he was going to crack up there for a minute.
Dana - so sorry to hear you are not well, ma cherie.
Rob should bien sur speak french in all future interviews.
Hi Lynn and AJ.
Lynn- I was required to learn french from 4th-9th grade. I've forgotten a lot but still remember the basics.
I took Spanish 7th-10th grade but I've forgotten most of the conjugation stuff. I think I'm going to have to take Spanish again next year, and the thought kinda scares me.
Dana - you remember more French that I do. I'm completely lost in Spanish. No clue there. Nada.
Sabrina - You've got a whole lot of people here on Robsessed who can help you with Spanish. But I'm not one of them.
Sabrina- when you re-take another language it should come back to you right away. I took french in college for a semester. That class ended up being a breeze!
AJ- I'm lost on Spanish too. I think the only thing I could ask in Spanish is for another beer, and I don't even drink beer!
LOL I am a Sansei (2nd generation Japanese American) and my Spanish is better then my Japanese. Yo comprendo mucho Espanol!
I know, I'll probably be asking Stella and Mich for help! I can also call my friend Joel, he's from Mexico so he can help me too. I think I'll start remembering it when I get back into speaking Spanish regularly. I just hope I don't get a really scary professor like the teacher I had my freshman year of high school. She was insane!
Dana - that's so funny. I've learned a few useless German and Italian phrases.
Korean seems like a tough language to learn. At least the romantic languages have some words on common.
What really pisses me off is I've always wanted to learn Italian, so I go and marry an Italian guy and do you think he can speak the language? Nope. He knows a few things here and there and the profanity of course but that's it. My FIL came over on the boat from Italy so you think he would have taught his son Italian, but no!
LOL Dana! You two should go learn Italian together. And then go to Italy!
Best shoe shopping in Italy. EVER. Hands down. Definitely, you should go to Italy.
Dang it AJ, now you got me thinking about my desire for a killer pair of heels again!
A girl can never have too many shoes Sabrina. It's part of our genetics, built into our DNA. Don't even try to fight it!
I don't want to fight it, but I can't spend money on shoes right now.
Ahh shoes. And boots, and purses and clothes. Don't get me started!
Well, gotta run girls. I am gonna attempt to eat some toast. See ya in a bit.
Chat with you later, Dana! I hope you feel better uber quickly!
Dana---remember B.R.A.T.....Bananas, Rice, Applesauce, Toast...it works!
Robkats "You've got Mail"......I hope !!!
Right def gone to bed not it's 2.10am. I got sidetracked!!!LOL
Hope you're better soon Dana!
Beloved Robkats,
I am in serious need of you tonight.
1) I am so fucking lustful tonight. I must be ovulating. Also, I have been listening to Robin Thicke's "Lost Without U" song on my Ipod almost all day. Probably hasn't helped the lust thoughts about Rob;)
2) I told surfer dude to stay away today because I am so lustful.
3) I think I'm frustrated kind of like when you put on mascara and you get frustrated and then that turns you on? Has that ever happened to you? Because it seems like that always happens when I put on mascara.
Also, I got out of going to the f*cking gym tonight with my niece in order to chat. Disappointed the hell out of her. I feel lustful and shitty all at the same time. I told her you know how I HATE to go to the gym. That's why I never get sick because I don't go to the gym and I work at home.
I went to a yoga class with her on Saturday and that was a mistake. It's like going on a date with a guy who keeps asking you and then you have to lie and tell them you have a boyfriend.
I got out of a spinning class and a matt pilates class tonight and disappointed her, to chat with my Robkats.
How was everyones day????????
This is his "I'm concentrating very hard" face! There are so many of these videos out there-all with the same clothes too...it must have been done in one day....LOL
I voted for Rob again because it said "The Most Attractive Man"
Attractive...hmmm...let me think about that world.
I am attracted to him like a bee to honey/pollen. You get the drift.
He's not the most attractive looking, just the most attractive because of his whole personality thing. Even after today seeing him not in charge and Nikki was.
That lead me to think I don't think he'd be in charge during sex maybe not either.
What do you think?
Important, life stopping issues here.
I'm going to check AJ's blog and see if my ex has an update. brb
Robkats RULE!!! The GYM SUCKS ACE!!! I do have plans to go tonight....but WWRD???? NOT GO, right?????? LOL
If you haven't check out AJ's blog today, it's freakin hilarious.
She deserves the golden zipper and deserves to unzip she's so funny.
Rob would prob be laughing his ass off is he could meet AJ aka Ajella.
Luv you.
Hi Melissa. How are ya?
Yes the gum sucks big time! I hate going to the gym, hate it.
My computer is acting up a bit tonight, prob because I'm a bit frustrated.
Just read the comments, Dana hope you're feeling better, sweetie!
What time zone do you live in Melissa?
Jovie!! I live in the Az time zone...don't know what its called...but the gym does suck ass....but you know, it gets rid of ass so its cool I guess....still sucks though
Jov - In regards to your earlier comment, I've never found mascara to be much of an aphrodisiac, but that's just me I guess.
Now, men who can't find their car keys .... oooh baby.
Hey loves, I just got back from dinner. I'm not a big fan of mascara, I think it makes me look like a $2 hooker.
Sorry, I left to go listen to 'Daniel Gal say aroused."
Hi AJ!!!!!!
My beloved ex. I am so happy to see you.
I know how would of know, mascara?
Does it for me.
And Rob adjusting his convertible.
LOL, Sabrina
Jov - the Nikki being in charge thing made me wonder if the boxes were for her, not Rob.
But then again, it seems like he paid for them????
sorry for the unediting.
AJ what did YOU think when he had checked that pocket already?
I bet you were cracking up.
Good evening Robkats!
And a special hello to Lustful Jov!
I meant to type who would of know mascara, turns me on, putting it on.
AJ, possibly the boxes were for her, who knows, nevertheless he seemed flustered, it was just so damn cute.
Hello Ladies!
Good ______ Evening!
Hi Sabrina, Lynn, Dana, Kate, AJ - did I miss anyone?
I still haven't watched that video yet, I think I will now. BRB
And, f'ing hello to Rose!
Trixie!!!!!!!!!!
I missed you this morning with my freakin phone calls.
AJ, yes you're right he did pay for them.
The many many mysterys of Robert Pattinson.;)
How was everyones day?
Jovie - I just saw what you wrote on my wall in FB and it made me laugh so hard! Just struck me so damn funny.
So, you're a bit lustful this evening???
Hi fucking hello Rose. Sorry I am just going to say it. I'm ovulating.
Sabrina, I LUV the way Rob says "AROUSED" gutterly and kind of growls!
_____Thanks, Trixie!!
I also adored the way Rob fumbled for his keys...I guess I just _____adore Rob!
Yes, Trix, I've been listening to Robin Thick's song "Lost Without U" also, do you know it?
A complete SEX song.
I'm going to do a vid to it!
And put THE most fucking smoldering pics of Rob through the whole thing.
AH! I have to go watch the video....BRB....oh, and mascara ROCKS
Okay, Trix, I don't know what I typed on FB, refresh me....
Jov - is that the same guy who sings Dreamworld? Love that song, btw. Need to listen to Lost Without You. Maybe I'll wait for your vid.
Speaking of which, I got about a minute of my vid done! It's way too fun to do. Want to work on it right now, but dh is sitting right here...
I wore fuck me heels around surfer dude big mistake.
I have always wondered why do women need these things?
It's the guys that really need those things.
We don't need more to turn them on.
Who the hell decided women needed heels?
Jov - on FB you wrote, "I don't know what the hell I'm doing". Just made me laugh because it reminded me of when I first started and all the crap was flying at me and I had no idea what the hell was going on!
LOL, Trix, understand. He might not be happy to see Rob photos, especially Rob from Rome and Sex Drive, he was so smoking in those two things.
He was on fire.
My fav photos.
So its been nice that Rob has been out of the spotlight for so long.
But damn...I sure do miss his face.
Even watching a video of him buying boxes...
Yes, Trix. I said I was a FB Virgin.
I want the flair I had a life before Robert Pattinson. LMAO!
I'll have to go check if Thicke does Dreamworld, I'll be right back.
I only download Lost Without U, because it's so fucking sexy!
Jov - absolute agree - he was beyond hot at sex drive and in rome. I think we may end up using the same pics in our vids... (wouldn't be a surprise, right)?
No... mascara is poop. I dye my lashes... it's lovely...
HELLO everyone :-) How are we all this evening?
Jov - i was going to send you that flair, but i can't send to you for some reason. grrr...
Yes, he does Trix. I just checked.
He just sang "Tell me you don't want me to stop" Damn sexy!
Hey Kat! Thanks for clearing up the craziness I started about WA this afternoon!
I need to be more careful going forward, right?
Hi Kat! I'm doing ______ great!
LMAO, Rose!
Hi Kat!!!!!!!! beloved.
yeah, trixie...did I see someone say you wrote WA????
I am typing listening to Thicke's sexy song.
Damn Trix, why can't I recieve sexy flair?!
Is _________ the new fuck?
Jov - I've got to get that song!
Describe the "f" me shoes you wore in front of surfer dude! Yeah, BIG mistake. Although, I give you major points for telling him to stay away while you are lustful. Not sure I would have the same control.
Kat...dyeing eyelashes, I'll have to try that.
I also get turned on when I put on lipstuff.
Everyone should listen to "Sex On Fire" by KOL and think of ROB!! Great song......
I love the way he says "aroused" in TBMH too Jov!
_______ yes, Kat. It is.
Rose - _________ yeah, I wrote WA. Yeah, that's it! I'll put that on my fb status!
lipstuff, fuck me heels...JOVIE!!! WTF??? LOL sooo funny
Jovie, you should, lasts for about 6-8 weeks. I'm a red head with super lighy eyelashes but super long. So I have them dyed brown/black and never have to wear mascara. And I always look "wide awake"....
Trixie... no problemo, I was quite funny seeing everyone panic ala Midnight Sun though...
Melissa, Rob is the only thing I think about when I listen to "Sex on Fire" because he is totally sex on fire.
Ryder, already want to 'do it' We've had some fun make out times.
The fuck me heels were black and I'm tall already so it went a bit nuts.
His smile was unforgettable. He has a really cute grin.
_______ sex on fire at that.
Are we trying to be PC?
I'm worried if I start saying F___
I will never stop.
Fuck PC.
Kat - I never _____ thought writing something on my fb could start such a _____ riot!
Guys are so easy to turn on.
I don't know why we need these things.
Really all we have to do is smile at them and it's enough.
Me fucking too, Rose.
I would much rather type "fuck" over and over than ________ because ________ is fucking annoying.
Jov - Damn, I miss make out sessions! Guys (at least the one's I've encountered) are so into the "making out" thing once you've crossed over into sex.
Sabrina is right. fucking_____is too fucking much.
Trixie... write "I hate Rob Pattinson" on your status and see what a riot that causes... people will HUNT YOU DOWN...
Once Melissa I put mascara and lipstuff on in front of surfer dude and he was like grabbing the bathroom counter, it was so funny.
That's where I got the bathroom counter thing with Rob looking into the mirror thinking about "pleasuring himself"
"relieving himself"
Once he grabbed me and pushed me against the french doors and I worried about the glass breaking and it was only because I bent over to hold one of my labs face in my hands.
LOL Kathryn!
FLMAO, Kat! You are so right.
Sabrina-you are RIGHT! The man is totally "sex on fire"!!!!!
Trix that's why you drag out the deed for as long as possible.;)
I love to torture men, it's thrilling.
Where did the "Trixie" wrote it thing come from? Are you AngstGoddess in disguise? If so get your fucking arse off the blog and go fucking write more...
Rob's a tease. How you ladies noticed that?
What's up with him not with anyone?
I mean I'm not complaining about that but, why with all these women throwing themselves at him that he's not dating?
Hmmm...Jovie...I should try that for my man and see the response I get.....I will keep you posted...LOL
He's just making sure he's totally available for when he meets me, Jov.
Sabrina, come on now, we all know it's me he's waiting for...
Trixie, that's hilarious. So people jumped to conclusions?
Trixie I saw your photos. Your body is so, so incredible. I can imagine your husband loving you so much.
Jov - now why am I not surprised that you love to torture men?! LOL!
Kat - just starting another rumor :)
He is so a tease...hahahaha How can one man be so glorious and not give the goods to anyone...NOT FAIR, Rob...NOT FAIR!!!
Oh... wait... off to check out Trixie's hot bod... be right back...
smiling, Sabrina.
Melissa, just bend over in front of him.
But I think what you're wearing matters.
I love the Forvever Young movie when the male protagonist had a thing for her ankles.
Who's on FB????
Holy shit Trixie... that IS a hot bod... me jealous... why yes I fucking am.
Aw Jov, thanks for the compliment. Of course, I only see the flaws...
I am...I think.
Ok, Jovie...thanks for the tip...hahaha...he really doesn't care what I wear...its all good....
Lol, Melissa, at the not giving the good to anyone. So good.
Oh gawd. Thicke is singing again,
"Tell me not to stop, baby"
FB is just OK...I'm more of a myspace girl...
Hot damn Trixie! You are gorgeous babe!
Kat - thanks. I swear it looks better in the pics. If you ever want to make your body look toned, just take pictures while you are dancing because every single muscle is working when you dance!
Wow, Trixie! Impressive. Fucking bullshit!
Ladies, ladies, ladies, how the ____are you all tonight???
(that was for you, Rose xoxo)
MySpace makes me angry... but only because I'm used to FB...
Hi Ellie!
sorry Melissa meant giving the goods.
I'm known for not editing, and I type kinda fast, so the typos fly out.
Trix, women are like that. My niece has such a nice body and I tell her appreciate your body damn it. You're sixteen. One day you'll say I had a nice body and I didn't realize it.
Olive Juice back, Ellie!!!
Kat, you're back to the
unicorn hair pic...loving it to death!
Helllllllooooo Ellie....
Facebook pisses me off more than myspace, but I like facebook because of the flair.
Thanks, Sabrina!
Damn, you guys are making me feel so good right now! THANKS! It's nice to hear - don't get too many compliments, ya know?
Jov - is ryder a good kisser? I think your lustfulness is coming through the computer...
Ellie... yes, the picture gives me unicorns so I brought it back...
Trix, women just mentally do such a number on themselves, don't we.
Like when we're having sex and we're like Rob thinking his beer belly is hanging out.
He has a lot of feminine qualities doesn't he?
Men during sex are not thinking what we are thinking.
So, what's the topic tonight???
AJ, you're blog is like the brightest star in the New Moon sky...)okay, gag me with a spoon, totally...)
Trixie~ You look wonderful.
In fact, I'm now taking my fucking pictures off of FB.
:)
Hi Ellie!
Rose - FLMAO - fucking bullshit! That ALWAYS makes me laugh - take me back to Kat's fucking bullshit picture!
Kat, you and me both..maybe multiples, even. :O
I do like all the flair on FB-but it can get out of control...ha! I think I started with myspace so I'm used to it...FB is fun because of YOVILLE! LOL
Which is Kat's fucking bullshit picture?
LOL, Kat.
Hi Ellie.
Trix, yes he's a good kisser.
He takes his time. And he smiles after kissing which is the big thing I think about when I fantasize about Rob kissing me, the sexy smile after. Love that fantasy.
Definitly multiples.... and with the slight scent of cookies, beer, hotpockets and smoke... I love it.
Jov - yes, women are too hard on themselves. Most men don't think like we do. But, our Rob does have those feminine characteristics. I don't know one guy who would talk about worrying about his beer belly rolling around if his shirt was off.
All of Kat's Rob pics are fucking bullshit.
I've had a myspace for almost 5 years, so I am definitely more used to that. I think it's easier to use in some ways, but facebook has more things you can do.
Jov - you just killed me with ryder smiling after kissing. That's it. I'm done now.
Kat's fucking bullshit picture is the one with her and Rob!
Rose - wait ALL Kat's pics of Rob are fucking bullshit? I stand corrected!
Words to Let me Sign are posted in new thread. YAY! Finally we can figure out what the _____ Rob was singing.
Rose, again, LMAO,
I know I bow down to my Kat.
She was Wonder Woman.
The fact that Kat got so fucking close to Rob...to take those bullshit pictures...
I rest my case.
WHAT THE FUCK AJ YOU'RE KIDDING ME!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yes... all my pics are fucking bullshit... SORRY :-)
I posted those lyrics on my FB page....and then I put my headphones on and listened to Rob sing to me...
Beer, hotpockets and smoke...hmmm...my kind of man...oh and the rolling beer belly???Thats a BONUS!! LOL
I do wish my photo's had smelly-vision on them... that would be nice. Someone invent that please.
I would prefer...touch-o-vision (huh?)...so I could feel his fucking hair.
Ahhh - so nice to get the official lyrics! That song just got to me when I didn't understand all the words...
We moving up to the new thread or staying here???
I was just about to ask the same question - let's move - less scrolling (for all of two seconds, but still)
We should move...all this scrolling has me tired....
we're upstairs ladies.
race ya.
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