MTV staffer reviews an Edward doll

Here are her Top 5 Reasons to Love this doll:

1.) He looks so stylish wearing Edward’s trademark grey wool coat, dark denim jeans, and t-shirt.

2.) He came with shoes and socks, because we all know vampires and dolls need socks. But would Edward really need socks since he’s “cold” all the time doesn’t really sweat? Point to ponder.

3.) He would never go on a date with Barbie.

4.) He’d totally kick Ken’s ass in a fight.

5.) He resembles Robert Pattinson, and anything that resembles Robert Pattinson is going to be awesome.



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TwiHartRK said...

Night mountain screamers. Rob, it's a good thing your young, don't let them rip you apart too badly. Ladies save some for me. I'm leaving and taking the Unicorn Fairy w/me. Might check back later if I can. Olive Juice.

Anonymous said...

Well hello Dana. I am going to be busy tonight.

Melissa said...

Hello Dana!

Kat-like funny "ha-ha" or just funny?

Ellie said...

Hi, Dana! xoxo

DirtyD said...

Rob- damn right you are.

Kat said...

Melissa... what on earth is the difference?

Anonymous said...

you really had to post that one twice? maybe i need to give you your alheimerz pills too,?

Jewels64 said...

Els...check your email...

Anonymous said...

I'm chewing on my thumb, my LONG thumb, just for you.

Anonymous said...

Hi dana, nice to "meet" you, im Marcy...

Jewels64 said...

Alright Good night folks it's been fun..

Ellie said...

G'night, Twi, sweet Rob dreams to you!

Melissa said...

Honsetly, Kat, I have NO IDEA. I just like saying it....I enjoy being a smart ass as well.

DirtyD said...

I think I need a drink, or a cigarette and I don't even smoke. Fucking fan fic has got my mind in a tizzy. The word "stroke" keeps popping into my head. Stroke, stroke stroke....

Anonymous said...

You off already Jules? Did I tire you out?

DirtyD said...

Night Jules. Too bad I didn't come on here earlier.

Melissa said...

Good Night Jules!! Unicorns all around!!

xoxoxoxoxoxo

Anonymous said...

Dana - come over here and stroke this!

Rose said...

Night Jules. Hope you feel better...and THANK YOU for the new chapter!!!!

Ellie said...

k, Jules..
And good night, baby doll! Olive juice. (I'm on FB, too...)

Melissa said...

Dana-which fanfic are you reading?

Kat said...

Night Jules. Love you.

DirtyD said...

LMFAO

Jewels64 said...

No, just finished with the conversation.

Olive Juice Robkats...I'll see ya in the emails...

Ellie said...

True, Jules...

DirtyD said...

Melissa- Which fan fic am I not reading is probably a better question.

I am reading a 4 part series right now. I am on the 3rd one. It's called Lessons in Life.

Anonymous said...

bye jewles! Cant spell youre name but whateva

Anonymous said...

Oh, I see. Night Jules.

Melissa said...

I think I have the link for that one...are they 4 separate stories? Different names? Can you tell I am obsessed with fanfic? LOL

Anonymous said...

i think im going to bed now too, bye guys! nice talking to you today!

Kat said...

I'm thinking I may bow out too. I have some fanfic reading to do, can't hold out on Jules for two long, I'm getting antsy.

Night my lovely mountain screamers. Olive Juice all.

Melissa said...

night marcy!

Melissa said...

Night Kat...I think I may call it a night as well...or just go read more fanfic...

Good Night!

xoxoxo

Anonymous said...

cya rob! and ellie and kat and twiheart and mellisa and dana, and others im leaving out cause im fucking exhausted!

Ellie said...

Good night, Kat! American Idol was fun with you and Laura!!!

Olive juice. xoxo Love you lots.

DirtyD said...

Melissa- yes they are divided into 4 stories.

DirtyD said...
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Ellie said...

I am also going to bow out here.Tired from the little kiddies today.
Dana, and Melissa, going to read Jules' latest creation and then off to golden slumbers with Rob.

Olive juice and enjoy your day tomorrow! xoxo

DirtyD said...

Nite Ellie- sweet and sweaty dreams for you!

DirtyD said...

I'm off too. My darling daughter doesn't want to stay asleep tonight so I have to go deal with real life for a while and then it's back to fan fic.

Nite ladies.
Olive Juice :)

Chrissie said...

I'm hoping for a life size inflatable one becoming available.

Anonymous said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.the dolls is fucking bullshit.
it's completely ridiculous.
so do you love Bella and Edward dolls?????LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.

Gem said...

heyhey jewels..i can imagine! cool so u working on a fanfic right now?? some of the stuff i'v read is fucking amazing!!

blackie..lol yep fanfic world is a wonderful one!! it keeps me entertained for awhile thats for sure!!

awwww rob was here and i missed it...damn, that sucks! knew i shouldn't have gone to pub lastnight! lol

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