Here are her Top 5 Reasons to Love this doll:
1.) He looks so stylish wearing Edward’s trademark grey wool coat, dark denim jeans, and t-shirt.
2.) He came with shoes and socks, because we all know vampires and dolls need socks. But would Edward really need socks since he’s “cold” all the time doesn’t really sweat? Point to ponder.
3.) He would never go on a date with Barbie.
4.) He’d totally kick Ken’s ass in a fight.
5.) He resembles Robert Pattinson, and anything that resembles Robert Pattinson is going to be awesome.
1.) He looks so stylish wearing Edward’s trademark grey wool coat, dark denim jeans, and t-shirt.
2.) He came with shoes and socks, because we all know vampires and dolls need socks. But would Edward really need socks since he’s “cold” all the time doesn’t really sweat? Point to ponder.
3.) He would never go on a date with Barbie.
4.) He’d totally kick Ken’s ass in a fight.
5.) He resembles Robert Pattinson, and anything that resembles Robert Pattinson is going to be awesome.
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Hey Melissa!
Helloooo Arden and Marcy!!!
Thanks, Ellie...sorry I don't have any f-ing bs pics....LOL
I WISH!!!
Well, Marcy, you fit right in! haha
lmao on the ipod, Melissa...oops, sorry , those cost a lot. Still, funny.
Hey Rose!!!
ellie, do you know an arden or something?
Marcy, nothing against you per say. Just that the events in the naughty room are nothing that should be shared with a 15 year old. I am Rob Pattinson not R Kelly. I'm sure you're a sweetheart, as I said, call me in five years.
I know...it was mucho expensive...I told him he is going to have to earn a new Ipod back by doing dishes...hehehehe
LOLOLOLOL Rob!!!
RKelly is nasty
Rob RULES!
No. Only saw Rob mention her, but saw no post.
Arden popped in with a comment, deleted it then left... strange!
Arden said something about being 28 in a 15 year olds body. That's just creepy.
ROB, what's the "naughy room"??
oh, and for the record Arden wont be joining us anymore because i logged back on my gmail, shes a friend from my school in arizona :)
I never saw any Arden...are you really sure she was here?
Yeah, I saw Arden pop up, too. I saw what she said but I don't think I totally understood it...LOL
Totally creepy...I maybe want the body of a 21 year old...my long lost 21 year old self lol
LOL Rob!!!
i deleted her coment, she was trying to help me refute robs comment about "me scaring him"
I'd love the body of anyone, I'm so lonely.
I don't think it was YOU that scared him Marcy. Just the threat of the statutory rape charge.
shes from swenden, so yeah...shes really cool,
Chapter 12 is ready for upload!
Here goes....
Rob, just name the time and place and my body is yours!!!
anywayz, Rob whats the naughty room???
I'd say, use your imagination for the naughty room. If you've read I Love LA like you said, you'll probably figure it out pretty quick.
{{{JULES}}}
Hard to believe that one ROB! :)
Thanks Jules...I can't wait to read it!
Laura, yes that's it. Thanks for helping out.
Naughty room as a reward?
BAH! The Naughty Room!! LOL
Chap 12... no shit! Wahoooo!
where is it? (the naughty room)
God, I love Jules writing...
I'm so excited!
Ellie, do you have the key? I seem to have lost my copy.
Ah, now that's done...It's playtime girls!
Heeellllloooo Jules!!! :)
Jules, where have you been. You missed your slot (I said slot) in the naughty room! I've been so lonely.
Hey Jules.
Jules, so excited for this chapter...reading before be.
Rob, the key is in the usual place...care to come get it??lol
Marcy, the naughty room is in our minds...you have to use your imagination.
and Jules,I'm sure you used your imagination tonight~~~you get Rob in the naughty room first!
Even Rob is making every word dirty...lololol
I guess everyone left to read Jules chapter?
C'mere Rob...I got something to show ya... I hear you're a boob man... Welcome home Baby!
I'm saving Jules chapter until right before I go to bed...
Rose. Of course. You ladies taught me well.
Nope, still here~~Let's go to the N.R. before they all come back here. I've got your suspenders!
Ellie, throw me the damn key. Jules has her tits out.
Aw, Jules, you're still here. Okay, I'll wait my turn.
Hey everyone...sorry I haven't been on too much, but I went a little beserko myself earlier... In a much happier place right now feeding my oh so unhealthy obsession....
hahahahahahaha
Here, catch them with your ass.
Better yet. let's play ring toss...
I think I'll save chapter 12 for before bed otherwise I won't be able to concentrate on here.
Rob is killing me here
I have to disagree. This is a VERY healthy obsession. Look how many unicorns we get out of it and they say unicorns help you live longer.
I'm skeeered of you Ellie...Jesus..I leave for a couple of hours to have a Random Emotional Breakdown and I come back to this? FUCK!
Reading before bed.Definitely a good idea.
Marcy, you disappeared again?
TwiHeart?
Jules, I'm glad you are in a better place :)
I'll BRB! MORE WINE!!
unicorns do get the blood pumping...
Rose. So I hear you want to teach me some new naughty words with visuals tonight, is that right?
Everything OK Jules?
Jules, is that a good thing or a bad thing?
yupp, im here you guys sorry!
I have plenty of unicorns to hand out tonight. Mama P has been feeding me well, I have lots of energy.
i know just what to teach you rob...
*devilish grin*
I'm back - my attention is a bit divided at the moment. Hi Jules - you fanfic Goddess.
Rob...I am willing to teach you anything...or be an apt pupil...
Marcy, I'm warning you. I just threw up in my mouth a little.
lol, rob what do you need to learn?
MARCY! You catch on quick, girl!
I'm so loving Rob right now.
LMFAO.
Jules! Everything OK?? Anyhoo, I hope so...I just finished Ch 12-awesome...
I promise no spoilers...LOL :)
holy shit rob! get over yourself!
Kat I'm working through it. I just feel like a complete idiot for trusting someone and trying to reach out to them and having in thrown back in my face...but life is good!
Three years ago you might have been on my hair licking squad, just to young and it feels dirty and wrong.
Thanks Melissa! No spoilers...that part was needed I think....
Jules, do I need to kick some ass?
you think your to cool for me? helloo, you haven't seen ME...
[ok that really makes no sense but whatever, i tried...]
That sucks Jules - suck Jules - Rob that was an order
Rob-dirty and wrong can be gooood...but sorry, not where 15 year olds are concerned...
No, because she's not worth it. She is who she is. Not my problem anymore.
Oh Jules...I'm sorry :(
Even if I saw you, you'd still be 15!
Jules, perhaps some unicorns are in order?? :)
I'm sucking for my life, aren't I Jules?
Omigod, those words Unicorn Fairy...did you do that on purpose cuz I'm all tingly now!
Jules, read it. Mot the chapter.
rob, i know i'll never be with you in that way, but can we at least be friends, you can't just cut me off!!
you can be my older brother!
*Not
Licking is good too Rob....
A good rogering from a 30+ sexy woman is all I need. It maybe dirty and wrong, but it's SO right.
Okay, catching on, now. lol
Ellie? WTF?
Feeling a little Shagtastic are ya Rob...YEAH BABY!
Marcy, friends it is. Of course.
Jules, I can lick you from head to toe if you'd like?
Rob-you're my hero!
Rob - unicorns are in order. This rounds on me.
Start at the toes and work your way up...I'm kinda creamy in the middle...
Robs tongue can make anyone feel better...
Rob, even though youre sick as hell and mean to me, i still love you as a friend...
UnicornFairy-NO COOKIES!! Ok?? They SUCK! LOL
I'm feeling very shagtastic this morning yes. I'm hoping the queue for the naughty room is LONG and READY and WILLING. I had extra hot pockets for tea to build my strength up and I haven't jacked off in at least an hour!
Creamy in the middle, huh Jules? LMFAO!!!!
I love you too Marcy. Really I do. Just not in "that" way.
WANKER ALERT!
Jules... I was really hoping I could kick some ass. I'll put my spike heels away. Unless you'd like to see them Rob?
Jules, check email... lol
Rob, hot box creamy delights are my favorite...how 'bout you, love?
Wanker where?
Said it before, and I'll say it again....
I HATE THIS FUCKING COMPUTER!
Sorry girls. Missed most of the convo!
Yeah, Melissa, ever since Kim came up with those damn cookies...I laugh my ass off...
"Creamy HOT BOX delights!" :)
I like any kind of biscuit, as long as it's crumbled on me and eaten off by you.
you guys still having cyber sex, in a random comment section, or are you over that now...?
No cookies - just hot box creamy delights for Ellie
We're always having cyber sex here. :-)
lol rob...obviously not...
Ah, the damn Creamy Hot Box Delights....now I see...LOL NICE!
Laura-time for a new computer perhaps??? I'm up for a new one as well...I just yell profanities at the one I have
Hey Laura. Welcome back... we missed you.
oh Kat, youre so desparate for rob in the most harmful ways!
We're one big happy incestuous family round these parts..
cyber sex with rob= pure bliss...
LOL
Thanks Unicorn Fairy, you're my favorite fairy...lol
Everyone is desperate for Rob around here. Hence it being called Robsessed :-)
one continuous unicorn...
No, no Marcy-they are not harmful...they are GOOD! :)
My favorite fairy is Tom Cruise....
Sorry Marcy, that sounded bitchy. Didn't mean it to... my bad.
Yelling profanities, writing profanities, it's all good.
Tom Cruise wears high heels...LOL
Oh, the bitchiness is coming out. I love that. Come be bitchy with me.
Kat, I love you fucking bitchy...
Hey TwiHeart...way to come to the Robkat rescue! Hmmmm....You have potential....
I love me being bitchy... it goes well with the red hair. People expect it.
Bitchy is best in my book...lets people know you're a little nuts...and we all know who likes nuts girls right???
wow rob, sound like your the desparate one...
True, TwiHeart...the force is strong in this one.... LOL
kat, it wasn't bitchy, just true...haha, i was totally agreeing with you
Nope, not desperate. Just enjoying life with a group of experienced mountain screamers. I'd be stupid to pass that up.
Alright, we need to start putting a disclaimer in that after 10 pm Eastern time...all little white tea gloves are off and it's time to pour gin in those fucking tea cups and have a real fucking party with women who like to speak their minds!
A well behaved woman rarely makes history....
Desperate Rob is a fun Rob.
so lucky youre a redhead!!
im a god-damned cursed brunette! it's soo boring being me!
Jules... that reminds me of a funny story... it's gonna take me a while to type. So hold on...
Missed y'all too, Kat!
Melissa--this is a fairly new computer, but it sucks!! It's an Apple Macbook laptop! But it takes like 20 minutes to load a page sometimes!! Crazy...
Jules, my white gloves are off...And I will take Vodka in my tea cup, thank you very FUCKING much...LOL
Rob-Mountain Screamers?? ME LIKEY!!
Jules...I fucking love you.
No bullshit.
Marcy, your true age is showing... lol
Marcy...I've been a redhead, a blonde (still right now), a brunette...
Woman's perogative to change our haircolor, change our clothes 5 different times before going out, and change our minds all the time!
You saw my pics, you should know I'm a redhead... actually, Rob was in them, you likely didn't notice me. Ha... I get it now.
Laura-thanks for that bit of info...we were thinking of buying the same laptop...maybe not now if it keeps me from Robsessed!!! LOL
Hey, I fucking love all of you...Rob, you especially, babe.
rob are you still there, or is your head off somewhere in the naughty room?
fucking bullshit pictures.
Yeah Melissa, Mona wikied "Cougars" one day. She really wikied that shit! An alternative name was "Mountain Screamers"! LOL!!!
Can't be arsed writing me funny story now. It won't be funny by the time I get it written... yes, I'm ramblong to myself.
Who's next. Jules is DONE... well and truly.
Kat-!! I noticed you!! Maybe for only like a second but still-you were in there!! LOL
Marcy-red hair, brunette...its all good...I have worn them all!! Its fun to change your hair color...
where the fuck did Rob go?
Kat--I'm waiting for your funny story!
Good evening
Me, I'm next!!!
If it's anything like my high school graduation tea...it's fucking funny!
We had moonshine in teacups, I was given a subscription to Playgirl and a box of condoms. And a stripper showed up!
This tea was thrown my my Mum's friends!
Cahrollah... I'll e-mail it later. I need to attach pics for the full effect!
HOLY SHIT BALLS JULES!!!!!!!!!!!! That is freakin hilarious!!! I think "Mountain Screamer" sounds better than "Cougar"...more sophisticated if you ask me...LOL
Cahrollah, hi, honey!
*Smiles wickedly*
APPLE DON'T FALL TOO FAR FROM THE FUCKING TREE HERE!
i never died my hair before, but by the sounds of it, you guys HAVE! which one did you like best?
Come on in Ellie. Any special requests tonight?
Oooh can't wait Kat!
Hi Ellie!
LOL Jules you crack me up...don't ever stop being you.
Say it...Say it out loud! Say it!
"I'M A FUCKING MOUNTAIN SCREAMER AND PROUD OF IT! HOLY SHIT BALLS!"
Hey Cahrollah :)
Hi Cahrollah!!
"I'M A FUCKING MOUNTAIN SCREAMER AND PROUD OF IT! HOLY SHIT BALLS!"
"I'M A FUCKING MOUNTAIN SCREAMER AND PROUD OF IT! HOLY SHIT BALLS!"
Ok. I officially give up on this computer. I'm getting pissed!!
I'm off to take a bath and then I'll come back and see if the computer is behaving itself.
I'll see you in the shower, Rob?
jelwels take your multiple chill (and other) pills
I think my story may dissapoint, it's not rude!
Hmmm, uh, I, ummm, I dunno, Rob.
I't bizahhh.
It's all good.
Rock my world anuway you lick, I mean, like~~
HAPPY LATE AUSTRALIA DAY CAHROLLAH!
FUCKING MOUNTAIN SCREAMERS FUCKING RULE!!!!!!!!!!!
Jules-was that "out loud" enough? Edward would be proud... *wink-wink*
"I'M A FUCKING MOUNTAIN SCREAMER AND PROUD OF IT! HOLY SHIT BALLS!"
Okay, ready now, Rob.
bye laura:)
Ellie, do you mind if I run off and shower with Laura. I'll be right back.
Hey Cahrollah!
Bye everyone! See y'all later hopefully!
Olive juice for now!
Kat I am never dissapointed by rude stories... just do it.
Bye for now Laura.
Hi ladies :)
Jules- just read your new chapter. I loved it of course.
REALLY? I'm not good at opening child proof caps Marcy...maybe you could do it for me... LOL!
I need, I need my medication!
later, Laura..Olive juice.xoxo
Hey Dana:)
hahaha, yeah id be happy to...
Melissa... it's not rude, that's the problem. Just funny.
Bye Laura-have fun in the shower with Rob!
Rose- your avatar kills me. Just so ya know. First Trixie. Then you. That damn jaw of his does it to me every time.
Hey Dana!
The only thing I need to swallow...is Rob.
;)
jewels, what is this about your chapter>> can you send me the link??
Hey Dana
Yours does the same to me, Dana!
Sure, Rob, go ahead. Coconuts! don't forget the coconuts!
Olive juice Cahrollah!
AW Marcy..I'm so glad I have someone to look after my tired old ass... Can you pick my cane up now?
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