Yeah.....ummm okay I had to laugh a little when I saw this. Rob is super buff oh yeah he is just the workout machine with a six pack and biseps for days!
(Enter a truckload of sarcasm here)
Robert Pattinson: Apparently, flying around the forests of Forks, Wash., and hunting Bambi keeps a vampire in -- dare we say it? -- ageless shape. The "Twilight" star has a lot more going for him besides those dreamy eyes: a buff, lithe body. He told Entertainment Weekly that he... more went a bit overboard in preparation for his role as Edward: "I used to go to the gym for about five hours a day but then I started losing so such weight. My head started to look really huge in comparison to the rest of my body." Now he's back to just the right proportions.
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«Oldest ‹Older 201 – 382 of 382 Newer› Newest»(Nico) No, I work with Jules in a different dept. The prey work for me.
Nite Mich - I'm off too. The screaming baby factor again. Not that I could type before but so tired. Ellie, I'll email Jules and hopefully we can connect on Facebook. Sadly, I'm a little gun shy around here w/the teen stalker psycho bitches.
xo
Mich, she's Nicole... :)
Nico is male? (fluffs hair)
and twiheart: Do I know you as a different name? If not, I think this is the first time we've chatted.
Oh hey Tess. I'm a newbie. Been here a few times as TwiHeart. Becoming a bit addicted though. Tonight Stacy decided I should be TwiHot instead.
Good Night, Mich and Alie.
Sweet and steamy Rob dreams to you both.
Olive juice! xoxo
Tess, Twiheart is Alie.
Hey wait. TwiHot. You live in Portland?
Tess, my real name is Alie - I'm off to bed. Have a baby that is fond of climbing out of his crib these days. Sleep deprived lately. Nice to meet you again/finally.
TH- Well then *Hello*
Mich is gone? Bye Mich!
Damn, Jules must be having one hell of a conversation.
Yep - In in Portland. Are you too Stac?
(Nico) Sorry to disappoint Mica. I'm a girl. It's just short for Nicole. Jules has been a blast sharing the fanfic with me. I'm totally addicted. And now I'm addicted to ya'll! Wow, Jules must be doing good if she's still gone. Maybe I should text him too and we can have a threesome.
Ok.. Bye Alie! sleep is in short supply during the great crib escape days..
No. I'm looking to move there though. We need to talk. I'm going up in April to look around. I would love opinions etc.
He'd probably go out of his mind, Nico! lol
Nite Alie.
We will talk later though. Find a way to email or find me on facebook.
Stacy, it's wet. lol
(That's what he said...)
You know I meant Portland, right???? hehe
Bye Twi♥ I talked to you in the CB but you didn't recognize me - I was INCOGNITO.
See ya Mich! ARF!
Hi lovelies!
A bit of wetness is always good my dear Ellie.
Hello AJ,
I love how your avatar is looking down at Stacy's Rob..
lol, Tess!
and then I'm looking at Stacy's avatar and reading her comment and just collapsed.
Tess, I thought that was your Rob, but my avatar. We established that last night.
BWAHAHAA, sorry Nico, just read Jules' email about you. Welcome GIRL, you're in good company!
Tess, Ellie and everybody, I'm here and there, on the emails, on the fanfic, on the chatbox, on the comments.. and of course on Rob's bed, because I'm Patty Pattinson, you remember!?
SEE! I'm just a mess.
He's NOT mine. I read Roses blog, and sorted myself out.. love that woman
I've got an email set up that's separate from my families blog on gmail. Didn't want my kids smiling faces to be my avatar - LOL. They are gorgeous but a little out of place here. I'm going to send that to Jules so I can hook up with you ladies. I'll make sure to get in touch with you Stacy. I'd love to talk w/you about Portland!! Being cautious after the crazoids yesterday and today - and I had a bit of a 'mouth' on me. you'd be proud
: O
K, I'm gone.
xo
Will Sam and Sally ever dare come back do ya think?
That was quite the DRAMA 101 amateur hour.
Oh Mich. I want to be Rob's B*@$H too!
Yeah, I really need somebody a bit more intelligent and quick whitted to play with when I need to blow off steam.
I think I need a anon for the cb next time too.
I missed Sam and Sally (sounds like a Dr. Seuss book)
Do the lunatic leave?
I doubt it Ellie.
I like being Rob onthe CB...I'm really popular, the. does that mean I'm beautiful, too?
Do you really think she left? She's probably hanging on every word.
Crap, my typing sucks AGAIN!
Ellie, of course you are beautiful.
Who am I not supposed to have on FB? I don't want freaky people on my page please.
did you notice even the KT personality was wanted and lusted after by "Rob"
((sigh)) so tiring.
You know, being that I'm beautiful (don't hate me for that, BTW), I guess everyone will tryuly think that I'm the real Rob, right? Huh? did I fool you?
Weren't KT and Rob good friends or something??
Damnit Ellie. I totally believed you were the real Rob. Way to shatter my dreams.
And what was with the fucking STRAWS?
Straws *rolls eyes* and then the email!
It's just a way for her to see how many people get reeled in.
Aww Ellie, so you were Rob!? Thank you for letting me be your Patty.. muaaaaaaaaah. I mean, woof woof!
Straws? Lost.
I honestly do feel bad for talking negative about her/the situation in here. I dislike stopping to that level, so If I've offended anyone, I'm truly sorry, I just don't have the time for hypocritical people... especially those who have delusions of grandeur. so annoying..
Mich, I wasn't Rob tonight. But I was other nights. You can usually tell it's me when I send a lot of you to the naughty room. I'm one of its biggest pushers...lol
Ellie - you make a great Rob!!! Real Rob is off shagging the daylights out of a brownish-blonde apparently.
Good evening, lovelies!
How goes on the Pattinson front?
Girls, go see Laura's last Bumper Sticker.. LMAO!
Lucky girl..
I just love the word 'shagging' it's naughty
Hello Lynn- It's been at least two whole days since we've seen each other..
Hi, Lynn!
AJ, is she "beautiful"?
Do you really buy that? It was so vague. Could be anybody or anything. People are crazy. Hopefully he's having a good time regardless.
Ok girls. I think Jules' story is gonna have to wait until tomorrow for me. Fan fic is screaming my name and luring me back into its depths.
Olive Juice :)
Laura---you are brilliant, mija...I fucking love the bumpersticker!
How do I see these infamous bumper stickers I keep hearing about? Speaking of shagging, Jules must be having fun!
Considering there have been Rob sightings all over the world i have my doubts. Pics or it didn't happen Perez.
I'm sure if Rob is shagging her, she's a beautiful, talented nuts girl.
Hi Lynn! I'm off to bed. Night all!
♥.♥.♥.♥.♥.♥.♥.♥.♥.♥.♥.♥.♥.♥.♥.♥.♥.♥.
Good night, Dana and AJ...love you girls!
Olive juice.
Lynn! I missed you come on. hello!!
Goodnight Dana. Goodnight AJ
AJ---goodnight!
Is this all about the blonde that Rob as been seen with in London?
I have to go and look at Perez...dammit!
Nico, you have a profile! :)
Lynn, mess on the cb, again...
I guess I missed the brown/blonde girl shagging incident. was this stated in the cb?
Good night AJ ♥ right back at you..
Hello Stacy and goodnight to Dana!
Tess, I think there was a link posted there, yes.
Do tell, abbreviated version will do....I miss all the goods....did this person resemble Blake Lively and have the personality of an adder?
damn. I miss that Ellie.
Nico, did you text Jules?
You betcha, Lymmmm!
She's still convinced that we thought she was Rob.
And we're old hags.
I'm just convinced she needs lots of help.
Jesus! What did I miss? Nic is here?
Fuck...I was lying on my utility room floor with my legs up on the washing machine having really good phone sex...WTF?
Yep.. she's here. We all welcomed her, right. Nico?
Jules, and you have to face this guy on Monday???
The link posted in the cb is long gone about the supposed shagging.
Nicole...where are you baby...I'm here! Sorry...got distracted....
Jules- These things never happen to me!
Tess, I guess you can go to perez hilton.com
I trid the link and it didn't come up, though.
Yes, I did say come up...
Aw shit...it was hot...who knew?
Hi Jewels, I got to come and play. And apparently so did you :)
Thanks Ellie
Nicole! You are gonna fucking shit when I talk to you!
Tell me all of the details, and I'll tell you what he said. Do you want him to know I know, you know?
Sorry I wasn't here baby girl! But hot damn...this was such a fucking surprise!
Delusional much? Geebus, what a bitch....do I dare use the c-word?
Yes, I so believe that Rob Pattinson has passed me in the CB and I am a hag...oh wait, I'm not...because I have actually posted a picture and don't live under the delusion that I look like some chick on the tv.
GAH....FUCKING ANNOYING!
Jules, your life is a fucking Peyton Place!!!lol
Well, he not the brightest buld in the bunch, maybe he just needs to stick to what he knows best.
Howz that shit for fucking cryptic?
Did you get the RPattz live music?
Oh and I hate my keyboard because it slows down my train of thought!
I know Lynn. I have to say that I feel bad for her. Imagine what her life might be like for her to even bother creating such an elaborate facade.. I mean seriously? who does this?
let it go..
Oh and Jules, I left you a comment on your blog under your last posting.
Wait, Lynn, I didn't post my picture. I must be delusional...
Still, he's sweet...A little deeper than you think...and did he say something to you? FUCK! Enquiring minds want to know!
Ellie---I have seen you and your fam on FB...I know you exist!
I'm so sorry...HI all! I just got back from a very long phone call which is fucking with my mind in all possible ways....
Damn those 21 - 22 year olds!
exactly Lynn- I'm not going to add an avatar to my fb!
Oh, yeah, Lynn. Forgot about FB. :)
From Perez:
Spotted: Twilight hottie Robert Pattinson at the Oxford train station in London around 4:25 P.M., catching a train to London with a tallish, pretty, brown/blonde-hairl girl. "They definitely looked like they were going out," a source tells us.
I am betting dollars to doughnuts that said CB person's picture exists possibly published on Discovery.com or Animal Planet!
Shit Jules. Pass some of that luck my way please. You know I need it.
He is very sweet and so eager to please. He didn't say anything about you. He gets so sad when girls don't pay attention to him, so I told him he needs to find a cougar to train him right. I guess he really does listen to me. What I meant before was...Can I tease him pretty please? Or do you want me to pretend I don't know this just happened
Nic...did you get the Carlisle POV for Wide Awake that I sent you...and did you see the latest?
Now that's service.
Thanks for the information anon.
probably his sister ;)
mmmmm... so were they "going out" or Romantically Involved? I mean, Going out is like "hey, I'm "going out" to the mall.
You are a bad influence! That came out with all kinds of innuendo that I really wasn't intending.
Nic...he...he...what a cutie! He is actually very smart and very funny! And a complete player too...who knew?
Nic...welcome to Robsessed!
My eyes hurts me.. I've reading for 5 hours, 16 chapters of Scotch and the last one of Wide Awake.. such a good week for Carlisle!
Got the e-mails, but haven't had a chance to look at them. THE MOVING IS COMPLETE. I hopped on here without listening to anything. I just heard about the Wide Awake update. I'm going to read it before bed.
De nada. Your wish is my command.
Thanks Anon! I hope to God that Rob is putting the blocks to this chick and sowing his wild oats. He certainly deserves it!
But, rumors are rumors and can only be verified with pics...c'mon Perez...feed the masses!
Dearest lovelies, I'm going to shoo!
I wish each of you a very happy weekend & may they all end in happy trails.
bye!
Ahhh... Night Skittle Lips.
Good day, beautiful Tess...kisses mija...MUAHHHHHH!
"What I meant before was...Can I tease him pretty please?"
lmfao, Nico!
I think you need to go to the naughty room...Rob, we've got a newbie for you! Yeah, you need, NEED the suspenders!
Oh, and don't forget the zip pants.
Goodnight, it was great to meet you!
Olive juice, Tess! Love you lots! xoxo
The WA update killed me...I cried...
Angst is such a genious when it comes to this kind of story line. I so worship her keyboard!
No fair! You said I didn't get the suspenders my first time that I wasn't ready for them. All I got was shoelaces. Fucking Bullshit.
Jewels, you will have to explain the naughty room and paraphanlia later. Seriously, do I need to pretend that I don't know about this with Thomas?
Night Nico...sorry I wasn't here for you! But i know the Robkats treated you right....
Love you! Talk to ya soon! SERIOUSLY.....
Jules
Jules---I was freaking out over WA...CPOV really hit me hard. I really needed some angst for tomorrow!
Oh, I'm so sorry, Stacy...but I know that you've more than made up for it by now. You're a regular in there! xoxo
I guess I should have said Goodnight Skittle lips. I personally intend to stay on.
Bye Tess!
I'm off too, I need to catch some sleep, it's 1.00am here..
Lurve ya hags, you and Rob are my favorite waste of time!
haha, Skittle Lips...that so fits Tess!
Nic...I dunno...still can't figure it out for myself...it's a mystery really...
We spent over an hour talking on the phone about nothing and could still make each other laugh...What's up with that? We'll discuss later amongst ourselvses....
Night Mich. Night Patty. Happy leg humping you lucky dog.
Mich---hola y adios! Olive juice!
Nic...don't tease me that way..you stay on...I'm on! Fucking Brilliant!
Nite-nite,Mich...swwet Rob dreams, love.
I am so remiss! Els, Lynn, Stacy, Nico...HI GIRLS!! *WAVES FRANTICALLY!*
Jules, your kinda flustered aren't you? LOL.
Justa little Stacy!...Damn....
Damn it's 2 am here. Time for sleep for me, too. No fanfic, just great Rob dreams, hopefully.
Jules, we live vicariously through you. Make it good. xoxo
Nico, it was great meeting you!!
Enjoy the naughty room! (Stacy's in there after you. Brand new Red suspenders just for you, Stacy..got to make it up to you somehow...)
Olive juice, girls!
Jewels is awash in afterglow. Too bad I'm his boss otherwise I could convice him and Jon.....
And, yes, Jules, you seem a bit befuddled... mmuuaahh!
Aw, Nico...you gotta hate me...but at least I warned the girls and told them to look out for ya?!
Tonight fried my brain...Still reeling...
Ahh Ellie...you are so good to me sometimes. Night hun.
HHHAAAAHHAAAAHAHHA! Nic...Tooo fucking funny!
All Robkats---hey, I don't mean to be Debby Downer, but, I just want you all to hug/kiss/call your parents (if you still can) tomorrow and let them know how much you love them...for me! Tomorrow is my parents' ten year memorial and it would mean a lot to do me if you did it just to make my day!
Night Ellie, sweet Rob dreams. Jewels, they treated me really well. They were very patient when it took me 20 minutes to figure out where the comment section was they were talking about.
Lynn, I love you.
I am here for you no matter what. You raised me up when I needed it the most. So I stand here with my arms open, raised and waiting for you if you need me.
My thoughts, my prayers and my love will help to carry you through this day. I love you mija!
(trying my elementary spanish out...is it working?)
Olive Juice, Muuuaaaahh!, and May peace and love fill your heart on this day reminding you of all the joy you got to experience and carry forth into your own life!
I SO LOVE YOU MY SISTER!
Jules
Quick note, Lynn~~ You'll be in my thoughts, love. I am not able to be with my parents, as they are both gone, also. {{{BIG HUGS}}} to you. I can identify. It's been a year for my dad. Much, much longer for my mom. Love to you.
Nic...they are some wild crazy funny ass bitches aren't they?
Okay, really going now. Just had to write to you, Lynn.
Good night and Olive juice, all!
Ahhh Lynn. You made me so sad. ((Hugs)). My father passed away when I was 11, but I do see my mom a lot.
Thank you, Jules! You are a definite touchstone I carry in my pocket!
Ellie---I guess you know that kind of pain, too! I love your words and hugs...they mean a lot.
Jewels- I love it! I finally get to be myself somewhere (and Jonathon is getting a kick out of me tonight)
Thank you, Stacy!
I posted here for the sake of my sister (she is on FB)...she doesn't seem to need the writer's outlet like I do...it gives me peace and some hope!
Nico---you will love this lovely kind of craziness! I want to know more about the inner workings of the bullseye store?
It's good to know what helps. I still have issues and it's been a long time. I couldn't imagine loosing both my parents. It didn't effect my siblings as much. They were much older at the time though. Not that that matters.
Lynn-The innerworkings are not this fun, trust me. I work at the mermaid coffe shop inside the bullseye store. It's my own little microcosm, so I have to have a delicate balance with my other team memebers.
Stacy---I was 26 and I was still a total basketcase for several years. We also lost a cousin the same accident, who left behind a husband and two small boys. It was weird, I had not one hand in that accident but I still felt some survivor's guilt for those kids. Very Dark Edwardesque! LOL
Argg! I keep having to stop myself from going over to fan fiction and reading WA!
Nico---I miss retail for very minimal reasons...but I would kill to be a barista in the mermaid coffee bar. I would love to be around lattes and espresso!
Lynn that is tramatic. I would be the same way. I have a big fear of people leaving. I also lost a boyfriend at 21
Read it....it is so addicting! Angstgoddess is putting SM to the test. I seriously think that WA could be a series on like HBO or Showtime.
Lynn, you should work there part time for fun. It really is a blast.
Okay, which one had bella putting guyliner on Edward?
Jewels-Are you okay out there? Do you need to be resusitated? Should I text him to give you a little mouth to mouth?
OMG, Stacy! I guess some where in the human condition that we all perservere some how. I was told not too long after the accident that I would never forget the love and memories but that it would start to hurt a little less each day. It's kind of true!
You do, but it sure didn't feel like it. It took longer for it to hit with my father because I was young and he had been sick for a few months. With my boyfriend it was hard. It was sudden and I was lost in a wierd way. I went through a very rough time then. I became a different person. I did push on, but it will always leave that mark.
Maybe she was inspired to write some smut.
"Okay, which one had bella putting guyliner on Edward?"
Huh?
Nico---I would love to work for the mermaid but I work in close in proximity to my kids to avoid childare costs!
Stacy---I hear ya...my "mark" made me have my youngest child. She was my sunshine after a long winter of sadness!
It was great to meet ya'll, but I'm bushed. I see you again soon!
I remembered. "I like you so much better when you're naked". The fanfic. Bitchy Biker Bella has a thing for guys in guyliner so she puts it on Edward.
Night Nico. Nice to meet you.
Dude, I am making myself want to roll up next to a bottle of Xanax...I should go to sleep!
This is over and out for me!
Nico---nice meeting you!
Stacy---thank you for the shoulder and ear!
Good night to everyone else and Olive Juice!
I was somewhat drooling over Justin Furstenfeld today because he is always wears guyliner and it reminded me of that fanfic.
Alright Lynn. Goodnight. Do something happy tomorrow. Don't "not" think about it, just celebrate what you did have.
Stacy---lol...is there a 12 step for fanfic addiction...ay dios mio!?
I will! And, I promise no more Debby Downer tomorrow...good times at the ball field!
heeeeellloooooo
i'm new here.
your site is awesome.
heeeellloooooo
anyone is here?
GRRRRRRR
that's really weird.. i hate that the media doesn't do research when they write stuff.. i think they just thought "oh - he's hot stuff right now, let's give him this award"
lame-o!
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