MSN.Com Votes Rob as one of the most fit in Hollywood

Yeah.....ummm okay I had to laugh a little when I saw this. Rob is super buff oh yeah he is just the workout machine with a six pack and biseps for days!
(Enter a truckload of sarcasm here)

Robert Pattinson: Apparently, flying around the forests of Forks, Wash., and hunting Bambi keeps a vampire in -- dare we say it? -- ageless shape. The "Twilight" star has a lot more going for him besides those dreamy eyes: a buff, lithe body. He told Entertainment Weekly that he... more went a bit overboard in preparation for his role as Edward: "I used to go to the gym for about five hours a day but then I started losing so such weight. My head started to look really huge in comparison to the rest of my body." Now he's back to just the right proportions.

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Lynn said...

BAHAHAHAHA! Okay, the most fit award takes the cake....Rob has to be laughing his ass off over this one!

Dani said...

Are they fuggin insane? Seriously...Rob being the most fit is like Cher being voted the best plastic surgery results ever. Just doesn't work.

Anonymous said...

LOLOLOLOL dani and lynn.

kristen said...

Hahahahahaaaaa - Oh My Good God, that is one of the funniest things I've seen in a long time. Is MSN.com mistaking Jan. 30 for April Fools? I mean we LOVE Rob exactly how he is, but one of the fittest guys in Hollywood?? Come on! Rob himself always makes fun of how UN-fit he is!

And Dani, I loved your analogy. Here is mine:
Rob is to fit as bald Britney Spears is to sanity

Laura said...

Lynn--I totally agree! Rob would get the biggest kick out of this!!

Dani said...

I wonder if he even reads half this nonsense about him.

I mean clearly the guy is not the picture of health. No Mens Health mag covers coming up with Rob in a speedo.

Sabrizzle said...

You ladies mean he isn't a professional bodybuilder?! I'm shocked!

Ellie said...

I guess you get into Rob's incredible shape by eating Hot Pockets and Cinnamon Toast Crunch, drinking Pacifico beer, and taking the occasional run like a cheese string, which in fact resembles a mountain goat (after which he takes a swig of Peach Snapple).

WildCat said...

Bwahahahaha, Ellie! Nice.

Anonymous said...

HAHAHAAA Great Ellie!

Kate said...

Oh God this really takes the biscuit LMAO

Kat said...

Ellie... that is exactly how you get into Rob's incredible shape.

Now I just need to know how you get into his incredible pants and I'm sorted.

Ellie said...

Kat, you are the dog's bollocks!!!
(yeah, I read email...) lol

Ellie said...

Won't be on until about 10 ET, tonight...I hope I don't miss too much drama. :)
Talk to you all then.

Emily said...

He definitely bulked up a bit for Twilight and looked mighty good in his little t-shirts. However, if you are one of the "most fit" in Hollywood, you should be able to lift Kristen, who weighs approximately 85 pounds soaking wet, off of the ground.

Jewels64 said...

Must be all those late nights with TomStu, drinking and smoking....

Hmmm...yea, it worked for me when I was 22. Now...not so much....

TwiHartRK said...

This list is really random. Where else are you gonna to see Rob listed w/Madonna, J-Lo, and Sallly Field - huh?

Jewels64 said...

Holy shit TwiHeart, that's funny...I didn't even read the damn article I was laughing so hard at what it was pertaining to!

Anonymous said...

HI jules.
how are ya'?

Jewels64 said...

Hey Acu...sorry to answer you back so late...caught up reading "Frenemies"....HOT so HOT!

Anonymous said...

HI jules.
yes "frenemies"HOT

bella's mom said...

Dani, Oh crap I LOVE the avi pic!!!

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Bootstrap Intern said...

I read all of your comments when I come to this site, but never commented before until now... MSN.Com voting Rob as one of the most fit made me laugh so hard. I am HUGE fan of his and mean no disrespect, but "most fit in Hollywood"? I am sure he is laughing his ass off at this one too.

Anonymous said...

There's some zip zip action goin' on in the nether-regions of that pic.

Oh come on - don't tell me YOU didn't look?

Ellie said...

Yep, AJ, I looked.
Many times.

TheDogsBollocks said...

I'm here waiting for the fun and good company.

Jewels64 said...

Gals, I'm in a butt load of trouble over here...I'm being stalked thru text message by a really cute guy from work...he's only 21! What kind of fucking vibe do I send out...

Jesus...I need to bottle this shit! Then I need to send it to Rob with a map to my house!

DirtyD said...

Jules- scream from the mountains girl. Those youngins wan a piece of your ass.

Jewels64 said...

Okay, the chat box was funny the first two nights last weekend...but we are beating a dead horse people!

I'm tired of having to keep up the rapid fire innuendo...Can I just relax here in the comment section for a while?

DirtyD said...

My brain is not cut out for the chat box tonight.

Rose said...

why do I feel so annoyed?

Ellie said...

What the fuck was that all about in the cbox??

TwiHartRK said...

Hey hags -
Is it "safe"?

Jewels64 said...

Thank you Dana...it's starting to wear on my last nerve...and trust me my children are already stepping on it!

Ellie said...

Agreed, Jules. I'm tapped out in the creativity dept.

DirtyD said...

Does anyone read Cascade and Cyanide?

Rose said...

I'm sure "Rob" is lurking.

I wasn't in the mood to be anyone 'else' tonight...

TwiHartRK said...

Hey Jules- I read your comment about bottling that shit. Hilarious.

Jewels64 said...

Let them have it....I'm over it now! Let's get back to our proper crassness here in the comments section!

TwiHartRK said...

What's Cascade and Cyanide?

Ellie said...

Alie, right? I thought you were switching to TwiHeat! lol

Kat said...

Hello over here ladies... are we safe?

TheDogsBollocks said...

I never go to the chatbox because I hate it. I was bored waiting for everybody tonight though.

DirtyD said...

Twi- its fan fic

TwiHartRK said...

Hey Ellie - yep, Alie. I haven't change it on my profile yet. Just started typing last night. LOL

Ellie said...

Cascade and Cyanide is a fanfic, Twi.

Jewels64 said...

Thanks TwiHeart...I called him out though...He was all posturing and making innuendoes. I texted him back and said "U wanna talk dirty...go for it. Just a warning tho...I wrote the fucking book. Don't mess with the fucking master!"

Haven't had a text since... LMAO!

TheDogsBollocks said...

I think it should be TwiHot and if you say it fast it sounds like twat. LOL

Rose said...

lololol Jules!

DirtyD said...

LOL Jules,

Ellie said...

Running with his tail between his legs, so to speak, Jules? :)

Jewels64 said...

Welcome home to proper crassness Kat! *Collective sigh of relief*

Ellie said...

lmfao, Stacy!!

Kat said...

Rose, still feeling annoyed?

DirtyD said...

Stacy- I love how your dirty mind works

Rose said...

Yes, Kat...I am...

TheDogsBollocks said...

Maybe she just made him so hard with her dirty fucking mouth, his hands have been to busy to text.

Kat said...

Ta Jules... I need some proper crassness after being in client meetings for most of the day, really, they have NO sense of humour.

Rose said...

I'm trying to focus on the latest chapter of WA...

It was fascinating.

Kat said...

Why my Rose, why... don't be all thorny.

Jewels64 said...

Don't mess with me... I'm a die hard flirt, but don't play a game and then back off...Fucking Bullshit!

For you my dear Rose...it was truly Fucking Bullshit!

TwiHartRK said...

Oh - I'm addicted to fanfic. Haven't read that yet. Have you seen this - http://www.discerningficster.blogspot.com/
It's from With the Vamps of Course - good links on there. It's a lot of text but kind of interesting behind the scenes. You'd love it Jules. Writing fanfic is brave.

This link is good - complete, short, and sexy.

Author: Starshinedown
Story: Aengus
Status: Complete
Rating: Mature/NC-17
Chapters: 1 (6,457)
Published: 09-21-08
Genre/Sub-Genre: AU-Human with mystical themes
Summary: Bella goes abroad to do research for her upcoming novel. What will she discover while on her trip?

TheDogsBollocks said...

He's coming down from a unicorn high and craving cookies but doesn't know why.

Rose said...

How hard was it for her NOT to fucking swear?????

Ellie said...

"Maybe she just made him so hard with her dirty fucking mouth, his hands have been to busy to text."

Stacy, you are so on fire, tonight!

Kat said...

It was fascinating. I'm blown away and can not believe the cliff hanger. I'm angry at her for that but totally forgive her...

Rose said...

Thank you...I love the fucking bullshit!!!

DirtyD said...

I'm just starting You Get Me Closer to God

TwiHartRK said...

How about TwiHag?

TwiHartRK said...

Kat - I was gonna read it 2nite but I don't know if I can handle a cliffie right now

TheDogsBollocks said...

Oh no. Do not compliment that undeserving bitch by putting Hag in your name. She would think you really like her and she taught you a proper lesson.

Jewels64 said...

Aw shit Dana...now I gotta go find my Nine Inch Nails CD....I always fantasize about Rob to "Closer" now!

Ellie said...

Alie, it's really good. and different.

Rose said...

I have so many damn open ended stories going...it gets confusing

TheDogsBollocks said...

Who is fucking swearing?

TwiHartRK said...

OK - Twat, I mean TwiHot - The Robkats named me.

DirtyD said...

When I fantasize about Rob it always has a soundtrack.

Ellie said...

Wear the nickname proudly, Alie! lol

TheDogsBollocks said...

Me to. It's called anything on the radio.

DirtyD said...

Rose- I know exactly how you feel. There's some great shit out there. But I always have to go back and read the previous chapter to refresh my memory before I read the new chapters.

TheDogsBollocks said...

Or whatever is in my head...

Or the sound of moaning...

Oh yeah..didn't mean to type that.

TwiHartRK said...

Ellie - I think I'll get a tattoo. and to think I was scared to comment on here a week ago.

Rose said...

Exactly, Dana...sometimes I get the Edwards and Bellas mixed up..lolol

Jewels64 said...

Okay...Okay...

Stalker just texted me again...he was actually reading my story!!

WTF?

DirtyD said...

Stacy- I have specifics cued up on my ipod. They give me inspiration for some fanfuckingtastic dreams

Ellie said...

Right, Rose...it's sometimes tough going from one story to another. such different vibes and it takes a little time to adjust.

DirtyD said...

Jules- where did he hear about your story?

TwiHartRK said...

Dana - you should check out the one that is recommended on that blog I linked. It's short and sweet and a good fix when waiting for updates. Definitely inspiring.

Ellie said...

Yes, Jules, I was just going to ask the same thing as Dana...

TheDogsBollocks said...

umm.. yeah Jules. Did he double letter a lot like his keys were getting stuck together?

Rose said...

But...I'm absolutely addicted.

Ellie said...

lol, Stacy!

TwiHartRK said...

Stacy - ewww.

Kat said...

I'm knackered ladies... I think I'm going to leave and get some sleep for a change.

I wish I knew how to quit you...

But I don't. Good night all and don't go slaughtering any tweens without me.

Olive Juice.

TheDogsBollocks said...

Sorry, I have an attitude issue tonight and it makes me snarky.

DirtyD said...

Twi- I'll have to check it out.

I love weekends. Fan fics get updated so much more. Three already in the past 2 hours.

Rose said...

Nite Kat:)

DirtyD said...

Olive Juice and goodnight Kat.

Ellie said...

Good nite, Kat! Sleep well! xoxo

Ellie said...

It's okay, Stacy, we love snark.

TheDogsBollocks said...

Goodnight Kat

TwiHartRK said...

Stacy - snarky is good. Just felt like I needed some cleansing thoughts after that visual. I just looked at the banner again. I'm good.

Jewels64 said...

Dana, I work with him. He heard me and my friend Nicole who is his boss, talking about my story! He actually (geek) is a Harry Potter fan! (Cute geek though!)

Anyway, he has heard Nic and I pealing with laughter about the fan fic, my story, the blog etc...

He's been fascinated by my lack of inhibition to saying what I think....

TheDogsBollocks said...

I tend to offend some people IRL so I hold back.

It's okay, I guess if I offend anybody I can change my username and get a new personality. Isn't that what everyone does these days?

TwiHartRK said...

Nite Kat

Ellie said...

I wasn't on the cbox very long. did our "little" visitor make an appearance?

Just a quick yes or no, please no need to prolong the agony of the thought.

DirtyD said...

Jules- so did he tell you what he thought of your story?

DirtyD said...

BRB---got to go get a cookie.

Rose said...

I'm guessing yes...

Rose said...

but i wasn't there very long either

Ellie said...

Jules, is he the one who suggested you write a HP fanfic next?

Ellie said...

Thanks, Rose. You're fucking fantastic.

Ellie said...

And rose? That's what he said...

TheDogsBollocks said...

Okay, I am dying to have my fanfics updated. I have so many I am stalking for updates. I am thinking of bribing them with cases of batteries. Ohh...does that only work with Jules?

Rose said...

You're pretty fucking fantastic yourself, Ellie...

Rose said...

I feel drained.
I need an Edward fix...so either some reading...or some watching Twilight.
Love all of you old hags.
From the bottom of my shriveled old heart.
Bye for now:)

Ellie said...

Great blog today, Rose.

Ellie said...

Bye, Rose...maybe later. xoxo

Rose said...

(thank you, ellie, you're very kind:)

Night:)

Jewels64 said...

Yeah Ellie he was...and my text alert just went off again... persistant fucker...maybe I should just let loose on him and let his monster come out to play....hmmm?

Ellie said...

Jules, maybe his monster needs to be put in his place.

Jewels64 said...

He wants me to call him...should I? I'm feeling rather devious tonight....

TwiHartRK said...

Stacy - you should be sure. Don't want a good case of batteries going to waste.

TheDogsBollocks said...

Do it Jules. I wanna hear him cry from over here.

Ellie said...

Sure, Jules...could be fun messing with his mind...

DirtyD said...

Call him Jules and then tell us all about it!

TwiHartRK said...

I just almost posted something from "The Monster" - forgot we weren't in the cbox.

TheDogsBollocks said...

Since you said you talk about the blog do you think he's smart enough to find it?

Jewels64 said...

I'm calling him....jesus...there he goes texting me again...WTF?

Anonymous said...

Yes, Jules, Do It.

TwiHartRK said...

I couldn't help it.

Jewels64 said...

Give me some time...hopefully not much...I'll be back with either horrifying details or giggletastic ones!

TheDogsBollocks said...

You said he is nerdy. Does he have sexy Fuckward glasses?

Ellie said...

Funny, Alie!

TwiHartRK said...
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DirtyD said...

We are all dirty smut hags now.

TwiHartRK said...

Stacy - you are a naughty girl. LMAO. You can't offend me. Changed my last sentence - I mean I've embraced my inner Robkat : )

TwiHartRK said...

Hey when I deleted my last comment I noticed someone making their presence known in the cbox...Do you think they can hear us?

Ellie said...

lemme check...brb

DirtyD said...

LOL Marcy is a Robsessed hag right along with the rest of us. She's just to stuck up to admit it!

TwiHartRK said...

What a wanker. She's fighting w/her BFF right now. How sad.

TheDogsBollocks said...

Hey...where did you guys go? Something more exciting somewhere?

DirtyD said...

I'm reading fan fic. But I am still checking in here.

Anonymous said...

Hey Jules, I finally made it. It's Niko

DirtyD said...

Ughh...CB drama. Isn't it past her bed time yet?

Ellie said...

Hi, Niko! Jules was here , but I think she may be on the phone right now. She was going to fill us in on her conversation when she got back.
Glad to have you here with us!
Jules said in an email that you would be making an "appearance" :)

DirtyD said...

Hello Niko :)

Ellie said...

Dana, I just wanted to come out and say, "JOVIE, what the fuck is wrong with you?"

I still might. and I didn;'t want to diaguise my identity. she'as a fucking idiot who's delusional and needs some profesional help.

Okay, enough ranting. Love the zip pants.

TwiHartRK said...

Are you back here - I'm scared.

Ellie said...

Oh, no, my bad typing is showing. At least I can spell; it's the quick typing that's my downfall.

Anonymous said...

Hello ladies and i use the term loosely :). I've been dying to meet ya'll. People asking about Jules' new prey? He's teddy bear cute but a young soul I hope I don't have to pick up too many pieces when she's done with him (Nico)

Ellie said...

Alie, do you have FB?
A bunch of us are connected. I guess you can guess who the "bunch" is... lol

DirtyD said...

Ellie- someone did call her Jov!

Ellie said...

lmfao, Nico (is it Nico or Niko?) !
He's already texted her numerous time while she's on here...that's the call.

TheDogsBollocks said...

Hey, you guys are chatting without me? Rude!

Ellie said...

They did? Great! What happened?
I was SO tempted, but then that would have just opened a whole new can of worms...I guess it just did.

Ellie said...

Satcy, what was going on, there, after I left? and why was that little shit think I was believing her little shit story? she kept singling me out. Maybe because I was a real name??

TwiHartRK said...

Hi Ellie - yep. How do I get it to you w/out any stalkers getting it though?

Ellie said...

sorry...*Stacy

DirtyD said...

Ellie- it happened right when I left to come back here. So I am not sure how she responded. Probably lied though.

TwiHartRK said...

I was Rob btw. "Little Shit Stink" LOL - she is not just naive. Psycho.

MiCh said...

Hi hags!
I have a psychological problem.. see, I DO believe I'm Patty Pattinson, Marcy just helped me to figure it! Gosh, what would I do without Marcy's help!?

Ellie said...

Hmmm, Alie, not sure. I think Jules' email is in her profile. Maybe you can request her as a friend and tell her who you are. We can all access you from her.

TwiHartRK said...

MiCh - Sally are you in here now? I might have to go back out and see what's happening. I'm scared. Oh she's gonna see this and take it literally. Lil Shit Stink - hee hee.

Yes, she left an impression alright. Just not the one I think she wanted. I actually feel kinda mean. I think she needs some professional help.

Ellie said...

Mich, Woof Woof, Bark, growwwwl, and yap!

Ellie said...

Mich, you were Sally?

Anonymous said...

Niko I guess. I'm handicapped by doing this on an iPhone so it'll probably end up being natch eventually. Thomas needs to get rode hard. I even told him to find a cougar to train him right. I should have warned j how obsessive he can be though.

TwiHartRK said...

Who was Sally? Are you in here? Saaalllllyyyyy?

TheDogsBollocks said...

Mich..you just want to hump Rob's leg. THAT's why you think your Patty.

Anonymous said...

MiCh im glad i influenced you... lol

MiCh said...

*wags tail* Woof Woof *licks faces*

Translation: I LURVE YOU &heart;

Ellie said...

Noco, you didn't offer to do it? lol

Alie, I thought you said Mich was Sally.

TheDogsBollocks said...

Oh for fucks sake. She's back. GO!! Shoo annoying little gnat.

MiCh said...

No Ellie, I only was me.. I think Sally was a newbie who had the bad luck to meet Marcy.. poor girl, she seemed nice!

TwiHartRK said...

I was looking for everyone - randomly typing names. Sorry. I saw your name.

Is Jules typing Niko's text mssgs. LOL

Tess said...

Hey ladies. what the hell...

what is happening here?

TwiHartRK said...

I think Sally was legit. Poor girl.

Ellie said...

Sorry, Nico, the two letters are close together...

DirtyD said...

Hey Tess.

TheDogsBollocks said...

Ohh look.. Skittle lips is here!
Waving hugely!

TwiHartRK said...

Tess - you missed the ultimate fighting match in the cbox w/the delusional teen and team Robkat.

Tess said...

Hello Dana, Stacy, Mitch Twiheart, who did I forget?

Ellie said...

Ladies, give a welcome to Nico. She's Jules' friend from work (boss?). Seriously,.

TwiHartRK said...

Oh and before that Ellie re-named me TwiHot - say it fast 5 times. I'm having it tattooed on my ass tomorrow. : )

Tess said...

I caught the tail end of it and I was a bit mean. I feel bad now. hate to go there.

skittle lips.. I like it.

Ellie said...

Me, Tess! :(

How are you, babe?

TheDogsBollocks said...

I renamed you TwiHot. Bahaha.

TheDogsBollocks said...

Hello Nico! Welcome!

TwiHartRK said...

Sorry bad manners. Hi Nico!

Tess said...

Hello Nico, and Twihot. Do I know you as another name?

TwiHartRK said...

Boss - really? I wanna work w/you Jules. Don't think I'll be inviting my boss here anytime soon.

Anonymous said...

(Nico) I barely had the patience to train him how to make coffee let alone do a proper Pattinsonian wake up call

Tess said...

ELLIE, I didn't see you.

This is what happens when I see only pictures of Rob as avatars... I need real faces people (or body parts)

TheDogsBollocks said...

Yeah, but is he hot? And does he have the hot nerdy fuckward glasses? I need to know.

Ellie said...

Skittle Lips...It so becomes you, Tess! :)

TwiHartRK said...

May bad Stacy - of course it was you : O

DirtyD said...

I think I need a drink.

That fan fic You Get Me Closer to God is some fucking fantastic smut.

Ellie said...

Nico, you're into the fanfic, too?
You really DO belong here!

MiCh said...

Hi Nico! Wohoo, I think you're our first male visitor..

Hi ladies, I'm on and off, I'm trying to read the last chapter of Wide Awake..

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