I guess aa wouldn't be the right term, because I'm not an alcoholic. I should have said i'm a self help group whore. Oh forget it, im just a whore of all things Rob related.
Hey ladies! I can't believe mmmmm...feathers was on here tonite:) I recommended her story to you all last week and it looks like everyone is enjoying it, so cool! Jules....I've read your stories too and they're just great! Looking forward to more.
No, I'm back at school Karla. It's really weird going from freezing weather for 3 weeks straight and then returning to SoCal where it's in the 70's. It doesn't feel like winter at all.
Okay, sounds like a good idea Karla. I'm somewhat bummed to be back, I love Washington so much. I'll be back in April for spring break and then I'll be back for the summer at the end of May.
Yes, that does sound about a thumb's worth Ellie. As much as I was complaining about the snow while I was at home, I kinda miss it. It should be cold in winter and it feels like summer down here!
Yep, I go to CU. I'm a public relations and advertising major. I don't know where Villa Park is off the top of my head, I don't have my truck down here so I don't go exploring much.
You don't know how I would love somebody to Robsess with. I have lurked here for months so I didn't feel like a freak. I am going up in March to look around the area's in Portland and Washington.
Wow, small world! If Little Ashes has a premiere in LA or is playing around here I think Lynn and I are going to go see it together. You should join us, Stacy!
I always screw up FB links so let me know if it doesn't work. I don't really want to post my whole name here since I have crazy stalker inlaws that google me. http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#/home.php?ref=home
Jules- I am a bitch, but i'm not going to bed. I meant that i wanted to read it before I went to bed for my dreaming purposes. I'm a night owl. I'll be here for a while.
Dana, I loved the first two stories on Brooke's list that she emailed out. They go together and are real life E&B. It's a really sweet story.
I liked this one also, but it's not finished and I don't know if it ever will be. There is a one-shot that goes before it. http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4561419/1/Fall_for_You
I also read Blue Moon Over Manka's and I thought it was pretty good but it was pretty drawn out. I want to read some other stuff Brooke suggested, but I haven't got to it yet.
Stacy, I can't make it work. Search me and add me. Karla Kaminski Woodley. I don't really use my maiden name cause God, that would be an ugly mouth-full ;) Like a mouth-full of David Tennant, HA!!!
Yeah, I usually fuck it up. Let me see... I will put my first and last names between *stars* in 2 different posts. Then you can look me up? That way it wouldn't show up in a google search..hoping anyway.
Just sent you a friend request, Stacy. I don't know how to make the "nonsecure" box thingy go away, I just push enter really quick every time I refresh.
Oh! Hubbie just closed his laptop so I'm off to give an appropriate (or inappropriate) thank you for the awesome WA binder, sweet boy that he is! *blushes*, not really ;) See ya tomorrow! Olive juice!!
Thank you! I took it down already. You don't know the half of how crazy those people are..seriously. It makes some Rob Stalkers (not obsessors) look sane.
I'm rereading WA right now. I'm on the part where the shiny fucking curls make their first appearance. I can't wait to get to the luscious sugar licks!
AJ--If Rob doesn't get with one of us, I want him with KSTEW! I don't know what I have against Nikki, but seriously I've disliked her since I saw Lords of Dogtown! Is it definite that she and Rob are dating? I've had my suspicions for awhile....
I don't think Rob and Nikki are dating, Laura. I think she's dating somebody else. I would honestly rather see Rob with Nikki instead of KStew, she bugs me.
I'll just bite my tongue and hope he is with somebody who makes him happy and that deserves him. He's such a total package I think I would hate being his mother (for more reasons than that). Nobody would be good enough.
My friend Nicole just sent me an e-mail saying that she has eye strain from reading "Utter Darkness" from her I-phone. She called me her evil crack dealer...
LMFAO! Yeah baby...that's what I wanna hear...show Momma J the love....
Oh, AJ, Yipee! the naughty room...Stacy, Rob's waiting for you there with the zip pants and megaphone. It's your first time, so he's holding back on the suspenders. He'll be gentle.
Stacy, if I were your daughter's teacher, I would even offer to keep her longer after school just so you could have some quality alone time with your Rob Porn.
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Yep, that's us. and damn proud of it.
Right, girlies?
FUCKINGBULLSHIT!
Hellz yes Ellie!
I think we should all join fucking bullshitter's anonymous.
Time for some snapple, brb!
That's fucking bullshit Ellie.
I am turning into a AA whore now too. One for this place, one for fan fic and now one for my foul mouth.
Is it purple? Full? Can I ride it? Just wanna know.....
Okay, senior moment, Jules...what's that (I was going to say, okay, I'll bite...but you already know that.)
I guess aa wouldn't be the right term, because I'm not an alcoholic. I should have said i'm a self help group whore. Oh forget it, im just a whore of all things Rob related.
Dana, you're such a hussy!
Me too Dana, me too.
I fucking tired of every one fucking belating themselves.
So you wanna say fuck every once in a while...it's a good word.
It can be a noun, an adjective, an adverb...it's very fucking flexible!
Now...do you fucking get it? Or do I have to start banging some fucking heads here?
WOW, that last sentence almost did me in.....
tramp, slut, hooker, Robloveslave, whatever.
banging head sounds good.hahaha
LMAO Jules! Fuck is a fucking good word. Fuck.
I like tramp. Dirty tramp.
I'm eating my fucking snickerdoodles while drinking my fucking raspberry snapple. Fuck, life is good.
So this is where everyone is. I wondered why I am always by myself in the chat box. LOL.
Hey ladies! I can't believe mmmmm...feathers was on here tonite:) I recommended her story to you all last week and it looks like everyone is enjoying it, so cool! Jules....I've read your stories too and they're just great! Looking forward to more.
Yeah, feel dirty, Dana.
Hi Stacy! This is where the party's at. We have full conversations here.
Ellie, I am jealous of your fucking snickerdoodles and snapple.
Hi, Stacy and JKristen!
Stacy, yes, we're here most nights just fucking bullshitting away. :)You're welcome to join us anytime.
Oh, by the way, we never curse around here. And I'm not bullshitting you. Seriously. LOL
(just our mood tonight)
Feel dirty, feel like it's wrong.
Okay...my story is really taking off now...must have been talking to feathers that did it....
Do y'all think that is someone we may know....? Just guessing....
Can I just say how much I fucking love you girls? FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK, you're awesome. Is that the booze tslking? Who fucking cares?
Very pretty avatar,Stacy!
bullshit away...sounds great to me:)
Sabrina you took the words right out of my mouth. I'm listening to that interview on my ipod before i go to bed tonight.
Hey Karla!
JKristen70! Thanks gal! WOW! I still freak out on that shit....
Trying to finish a story for my Kats right now, but am working on Chapter 5! I hate E & B being apart!
JKristen70! Thanks gal! WOW! I still freak out on that shit....
Trying to finish a story for my Kats right now, but am working on Chapter 5! I hate E & B being apart!
"Is that the booze tslking?"
I'd say so, dear Karla...lol
Hey Sabrina! Are yo in Seattle now? My brain is mush.
I listened to it again earlier today Dana. His voice is pure liquid sex in that interview.
Thanks, I just saw it and changed it, it's so old and I'm contemplating loosing the Husband. Ha ha.
I need links to stories...
Three times, Jules? lol
Jules..I know what you mean, it just makes me sad to see them apart. Anxiously awaiting updates!
No, I'm back at school Karla. It's really weird going from freezing weather for 3 weeks straight and then returning to SoCal where it's in the 70's. It doesn't feel like winter at all.
Stacy, have you read "Wide Awake" and "I Love L.A."?
Aw crap...3 times...yeah...
That's what Rob makes me do!
That boy will make me fuse to the mattress!
I am reading WA for the second time this week, but that is it so far.
Ugh, bummer! I totally wanted to meet up and giggle about Rob. Let me know when you're home and we'll figure something out, k?
Sabrina, we got about 4 inches of snow today. I'd say that's one thumb's worth, wouldn't you say?
Ellie- we got a lot of snow too.
Stacy, you'll love Wide Awake. Anybody have the link?
also, our lovely Jules writes some wicked fanfic, as well. Jules, can you give stacy the link to your naughty musings??
Around where in SOCAL? That's where I live and I am looking to move to OR/WA area hopefully this year.
Dana, how much did you end up with? It was not nearly as much as they were prdicting, here.
Okay, sounds like a good idea Karla. I'm somewhat bummed to be back, I love Washington so much. I'll be back in April for spring break and then I'll be back for the summer at the end of May.
Yes, that does sound about a thumb's worth Ellie. As much as I was complaining about the snow while I was at home, I kinda miss it. It should be cold in winter and it feels like summer down here!
Oh, thumbs...where are you, Rob????
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4627414/1/Wide_Awake
Stacy, I'm in Orange. I'm from Tacoma, Washington though.
I'm in Orange to. Funny. Oooh yeah, give me the dirty stuff.
Really?! That's crazy!
Ellie- we were supposed to get 5-8 inches but i don't think we got 8, probably more like 6.
I live near Villa Park. Seeing you said school, I'm thinking you are near the circle?
Stacy, my naughty bits go to my RobKats thru e-mail. You can see my e-mail address on my blog and I'll send you my yummy.....
I think we're going to have a very good influence on stacy...
Oh, Stacy, move to Whidbey Island so we can Robsess together, k?
Stacy- I am reading this one right now. It's pretty smutty but in a good way.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4561934/5/Scotch_Gin_and_The_New_Girl
Yep, I go to CU. I'm a public relations and advertising major. I don't know where Villa Park is off the top of my head, I don't have my truck down here so I don't go exploring much.
Jules, I thought you were registed on fanfic? No?
You don't know how I would love somebody to Robsess with. I have lurked here for months so I didn't feel like a freak. I am going up in March to look around the area's in Portland and Washington.
*registered
I am on the opposite side of the 55 and Katella if that makes sense. CU is nice, my friends went there. I am like... 5 minutes from you I would say.
I'm reading that one too, Dana! Waiting for chapter 14. It's pretty ridiculous, if you've ever been to Forks in real life it is in no way elite.
Stacy, I did the same thing as you: lurking. Now I lurk right out in the open! lol feels nice and freeing, doesn't it?
Cool, Stacy. If you're up in the island area, give me a shout and we'll hang. Do you have a facebook? All us Robkats stay close that way.
Oh, wait, not lurking, STALKING!
OOoh thanks. I need the naughty bits. I am so happy I'm not the only umm.. "Older" woman robsessed. I was feeling rather naughty.
Wow, small world! If Little Ashes has a premiere in LA or is playing around here I think Lynn and I are going to go see it together. You should join us, Stacy!
Sabrina- you got any other favs you want to share? We seem to have the same tastes in fan fic.
MMMkay gals...the story is not quite done, but almost there.....
Of course I have facebook, LOL. Let me see if I can link it here. I never chat this way so I may just screw it up.
So heeeeeere you all are! I fucking gave up on all of you earlier!
Ellie- I'd be glad to do some Robstalking with you
Dana...you bitch...you told me to hurry cuz you were going to bed....
I'm the one having to write this shit for you and take breaks cuz it kills me and I need the big "O" after writing this shit for you!
Yay! A new friend!
Another Robkat in training...cool.
Well, I'm glad to have someplace I can say fuck since my husband has a stick up his ass most of the time and chastises me like a child.
I am so up for the LA premiere. I would have to go alone otherwise.
Better get new batteries again, Jules.
Another one bites the dust....?
FanFuckingtastic!
David Tennant who?
Stacy, you so belong here! lol
Jules, I need a new chapter! Is it coming soon (so to speak)?
OMIGOD....Heart's "Crazy on You" just came on... Good stuff...must write more...BRB!
LMFAO, Karla...
I hear you Stacy! In fact, my husband told me today "You've been saying FUCK a lot recently. What's up with that?"
Fuck Tennant! I don't mean that in the yummy way. I just want to kick him in the teeth for being Rob's competition. Smile, David!
I always screw up FB links so let me know if it doesn't work. I don't really want to post my whole name here since I have crazy stalker inlaws that google me.
http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#/home.php?ref=home
Jules- I am a bitch, but i'm not going to bed. I meant that i wanted to read it before I went to bed for my dreaming purposes. I'm a night owl. I'll be here for a while.
Dana, I loved the first two stories on Brooke's list that she emailed out. They go together and are real life E&B. It's a really sweet story.
I liked this one also, but it's not finished and I don't know if it ever will be. There is a one-shot that goes before it.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4561419/1/Fall_for_You
I also read Blue Moon Over Manka's and I thought it was pretty good but it was pretty drawn out. I want to read some other stuff Brooke suggested, but I haven't got to it yet.
Laura, I actually mouthed "Olive juice" to my husband yesterday...what's up with that?
lol
Rob is doing really naughty things right now...
Stacy, that link is just taking me to my home page on fb.
Stacy, I can't make it work. Search me and add me. Karla Kaminski Woodley. I don't really use my maiden name cause God, that would be an ugly mouth-full ;) Like a mouth-full of David Tennant, HA!!!
Yeah, I usually fuck it up. Let me see... I will put my first and last names between *stars* in 2 different posts. Then you can look me up? That way it wouldn't show up in a google search..hoping anyway.
I will search you, but everybody feel free to add me. I would love me some robsessed friends. My friends just don't get it.
*Stacy*
Stacy, you can delete your post after we have a chance to look you up on fb if you want to write out your name.
lol ellie!!
What kinds of naughty things, Jules?
Just sent you a friend request, Stacy. I don't know how to make the "nonsecure" box thingy go away, I just push enter really quick every time I refresh.
Yummy! Fresh RobKat meat! I'm loving all you newbies to death!
I'm on it, Stacy. I have like a million tabs open right now between, the blog, e-mail, FB and fanfic - it's sick, really!
Hey Laura - um yay who the bloody hell is in that pic booth with you?????
Cause i'll be damned if that doesn't look like Robert T. Pattinson, sex god.
Sabrina, I didn't know you could just hit enter after the refresh...I've been using the mouse to click on the box. thanks!
Stacy I just sent you a FB request too.
Oh Laura...I need your email for that shit... Any one else interested...just send me an e-mail. You can get my address off my blog....
I only share Rob Porn with friends.
I do write E & B fan fic on Fanfiction.net though....
Wow, Sabrizzzz, a whole new world has opened up for me!!lol
Hi AJ!
Yes Ellie, it's already highlighted so pressing enter selects "yes."
LOL Ellie!
AJ, Jules--I fucking WISH that was me in the photo booth! That is none other than the lovely KSTEW!
Oh! Hubbie just closed his laptop so I'm off to give an appropriate (or inappropriate) thank you for the awesome WA binder, sweet boy that he is! *blushes*, not really ;) See ya tomorrow! Olive juice!!
Jules, I'll send you my email on FB ;)
Sweet, steamy Rob dreams to you, Karla! olive juice, babe! xoxo
Goodnight Karla! Make sure you represent Washington well for Rob naughtiness since I'm not there. Muahhh!
Night Karla
Laura - phew. I thought I was gonna have to kill you.
Okay, I added the 3 requestings and I sent you an email Jewels. I'm really loving you guys.
Seriously...but who thought i said something about photo booths?
Not me...I'm in Robalicious land...
Sent you a FB message, Stacy... :)
MMMkay Stacy...get ready for the heat...
It's gonna be Chapter 9 in a series, but if you likey...I sendy the rest!
Skipping ahead, Jules?
Wussup Ladies!
Jewls, did I miss a link to the whole story? I'm trying to get a hang of this kind of messaging. I used to message boards.
Hi Brooke!
Hi Sabrina! I'm trying to go backward and read all the posts now. Sorry, I'm slow to catch up.
I see Feathersmmmm/Alice was here and I missed it. What with Jules and her we've got all the famous peeps in one place.
Oh..and is there a facebook group for you guys that I can find you all at so I can take down my name or did I get everyone added already?
Brooke!
Nice chat with feathers tonight...Is Nikki her sidekick? Like Kato? Tonto? Ethel?
Stacy, you can take it down. the rest of us can get it off of someone's FB that you already accepted as a friend.
Ellie/Brooke - Is Nikki "the Nikki" ie. Nikki Reed, my biggest rival and arch enemy?
Stacy, I can recommend you as a friend to everyone.
AJ...I'm not famous, but I do play a famous person on T.V.!
whoah...it took me awhile to figure out who was rob haha xD
that haircut made him look like a girl...oh well still gotta love him <33
Hey Brooke.
Anon, yes he does, and yes, we do! lol
AJ-UGH! I hate Nikki Reed!!!
Anyone who wants to knock that bitch out better get behind me!
Whoa. Too much Nikki rage.
I'll take that hair any way it comes. I may have to giggle a bit if it looked like the LA haircut, but I would still take it.
Stacy, I just suggested you as a friend to everyone who is on fb.
Hello ladies! I've been reading like a mad woman tonight...damn that I love LA shit and Wide Awake-2 new chapters....ah!
Thank you! I took it down already. You don't know the half of how crazy those people are..seriously. It makes some Rob Stalkers (not obsessors) look sane.
Hey Melissa!
I'm rereading WA right now. I'm on the part where the shiny fucking curls make their first appearance. I can't wait to get to the luscious sugar licks!
Yeah I know, you never know who is lurking out there.
Jules- give me a fucking bone here. What is our dear Robbie up to?
Ladies...it's ready.. and it fucking hot! Ready for me to send?
But I'm warning you.. this is part one....
Send it Jules!
Laura - nothing personal against NReed, I just think Rob deserves better. Like one of us :)
Jules gets first shot tho 'cause her batteries have run out and she deserves it.
k, Jules...I'm sliding off my seat as we speak...
Melissa...I knew you were a total RobKat through and through...
Welcome my darling baby Robsessor! You are now in the thick of it....
MMMkay...but have to add a few new babes to my email list first....
Hi Laura!
Shiny fucking curls are the BEST! LOL hahaha...I'm totally done with all she has posted and its driving me nuts!!
Gotta love the luscious sugar licks too though...
Jules-I just FB messaged you my email, so make sure you send it to me too!
Oh, yes Jules...there was no denying it. Robkats RULE!
Ok Jules I've got hotmail open and i'm waiting!
AJ--If Rob doesn't get with one of us, I want him with KSTEW! I don't know what I have against Nikki, but seriously I've disliked her since I saw Lords of Dogtown! Is it definite that she and Rob are dating? I've had my suspicions for awhile....
I am just to excited for words.
Laura - I would greenlight the KStew-mance also.
Just a hunch on the NReed thing - no confirmations.
I don't think Rob and Nikki are dating, Laura. I think she's dating somebody else. I would honestly rather see Rob with Nikki instead of KStew, she bugs me.
Dana, you've got you hot what open?
I'll just bite my tongue and hope he is with somebody who makes him happy and that deserves him. He's such a total package I think I would hate being his mother (for more reasons than that). Nobody would be good enough.
Ellie- get your filthy mind out of the gutter. HOTMAIL!!
But really just keep your mind there after all we all are gutter tramps.
I think he just needs to be with one of us. We all appreciate him for being himself.
Ellie - Stacy just said "package" and "tongue" in the same post. I think she needs some time in the naughty room!!!!
Really Sabrizzle? I LOVE Kstew! Yeah, she aggravates me at times, but I think she and Rob would be so cute together!
AJ-Rob and KSTEW 4eva! LOL!
I think Rob needs to hook up with a crazy psycho bitch. YES I'M TALKING ABOUT ME!!!!!
Right...go check your emails....
... or KStew would be good too.
Sabrizzle-- I do think Rob would be awesome with any one of us! Maybe we can all share?
If Rob's in the naughty room sign me up and loose the fucking key. Please.
LOL AJ!!!!!
My friend Nicole just sent me an e-mail saying that she has eye strain from reading "Utter Darkness" from her I-phone. She called me her evil crack dealer...
LMFAO! Yeah baby...that's what I wanna hear...show Momma J the love....
I'll send you the key after I'm done with Rob, Stacy ;)
Tongue and package huh? Awesome. I vote he picks me...and takes me to the naughty room. I have NO PROBLEMS with that.
Or he could pick KSTEW.
Oh, AJ, Yipee! the naughty room...Stacy, Rob's waiting for you there with the zip pants and megaphone. It's your first time, so he's holding back on the suspenders. He'll be gentle.
Yeah, let's just share Rob amongst ourselves.
I'm perfectly okay with seconds as long as we can shower first. He doesn't even have to wash his hair.
Sabrina-I thought we had visitation arrangements for the naughty room?? What the HELL?
Damn...I need those suspenders. Can I at least bring rope with me?
Laura, didn't you have your fill of Rob last night? He went home exhausted.
Oooh yeah, the hair is so much better dirty.
Ellie, will Rob be leaving his Ray Bans and beanie cap on in the naughty room tonight?
No, Stacy, but I'm sure Rob sill uise the laces from his Docs...he never uses them.
Jewls, did I send you my address? I would hate to think I fucked up and sent that request for Rob Porn to my daughters private school teacher.
*will use
Oh, that's right Melissa! There is the occasional orgy amongst the Robkats, however.
Some teachers would understand, Stacy...just ask Laura and me!
Oh, Ellie, I haven't even BEGUN to finish with Rob after last night. We'll call last night Round 1. I don't stop til I get a KO.
Holy pink pouty lips Jules. You are one imaginative little Robfeline!!
sabrizzzz and Melissa, only on months that have weeks in them.
Or days that end in "y".
Jules- you little tease! That better be just a small part of the whole story. Fucking A!
Considering she goes to a "religious" private school...I'm doubting it. I seriously feel like a freak walking her in there. If they only knew.
LOL, Sabrina
Yes Ellie, by occasional I meant frequently. ;)
Jules, I will be reading that baby before bedtime...
absolutely Ellie..
Stacy, if I were your daughter's teacher, I would even offer to keep her longer after school just so you could have some quality alone time with your Rob Porn.
Yeah Stacy you sent me your e-mail...
Dana..you like? That one was fun....
Okay, I'm officially transfering her to your class. LOL.
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