ROBSESSED FTW!!!


E! Online has created a Celeb Addictionary this is what they have to say about Rob and some of the new words he has inspired.

Since the launch of Celebrity Addictionary, no other celeb has spawned so many new words to describe the effect of his or her ungroomed fabulousness upon the public.

There's something about Rob—that glorious (now tragically shorn!) hair, those furry furrowed brows—that makes him catnip for the lexicographically inclined. Perhaps it's the bookish pallor or the fact that he plays a character who appears in a best-seller, but there's something there that's attracting wordsmiths.

Here are some fan submitted Rob inspired words and their deffinitions:

Pattinsonic Boom-noun, The hastily assembled cottage industry related to the rise of Rob Pattinson, also the sound of his fame exploding. See also, Pattinsonic bust

Pattzon-noun, a strong amorous feeling or desire; love; ardor towards Robert Pattinson

Pattinzane-noun, An unhealthy obsession with Robert Pattinson characterized by the inability to distinguish the actor from the character he plays in Twilight.

Robaliciousness-noun, The hastily assembled cottage industry related to the rise of Rob Pattinson, also the sound of his fame exploding. See also, Pattinsonic bust

Pattronize-verb, To humor one's Twilight-obsessed friends

Pattinsomnia-noun, A condition of wild-haired sleeplessness suffered by certain fans of Rob Pattinson due to a) an inability to stop wondering where he is and what he's doing and why he won't call; b) a passionate desire for him to appear in the window sill at night with a rose in his hand and your name on his lips

Pattinsloth-noun, A person who avoids work, school, or other responsibilities in order keep up with Robert Pattinson-related content on the internet.

Pattinsonitis-noun, a sickness experienced by avid fans of Robert Pattinson; a sickness of which they don't want to be cured. Symptoms: excessive obsession and adoration for Rob

Pattinized-verb, As to be dazzled by Robert Pattinson. Caught in his awesome presence, and only to be used for the one and only...hottest man alive and to ever live Robert Pattinson

Robtastic-adjective, So completely incredible that it is almost as FANTASTIC as Robert Pattinson or depicts a good characteristic of Robert!

Pattistrofic-noun, The effect Robert Pattinson has had on women.

Robinator-noun, THE Robinator (and only to be used as such) is an alternate name for the libido-increasing machine that is Rob Pattinson.

And for the Crème de la Crème!!!

ROBSESSED-adjective, Victim of Rob Pattinson's awesomeness

A HA!!! ROBSESSED FOR THE WIN!!!

You can go HERE to the source and suggest your own Rob words. My favorite is the last one, but I could be just a little biased. Just a teeny bit.

91 comments:

Melissa said...

ROBSESSED is the best!! It's even my "emotion" on myspace...sick! LOL At lease we all have a safe place to be Robsessed...away from all those whom do not understand...ok, way to deep on that one...is my obsession showing yet???

Dani said...

Ha...this Robdictionary is ridiculous. Its awesome times though, there are so many...its just hilarious. But yes I am partial to Robsessed. Its just the best one by far.

La Stella said...

1) some of those are quite dumb, lol.

2) I suffer from Pattinsomnia, but not because of those reasons. I suffer it because I stay up talking to this lovely ladies.

3) ROBSESSED FTW!

Rusharthi said...

Loooveed Robsessed! hehe
But I'm def suffering from pattinsomnia :)

This was hilarious! Made my day reading it!

Dani said...

Oh some of them are ridiculous, they are all fan submitted though so you know some crazy tween fangirls send in some of them. But it is good for a laugh either way.

Sabrizzle said...

I haven't even heard of most of these and I'm not going to start incorporating them into my vocabulary because most of them are dumb. "Robsessed" on the other hand, is a perfect description of Rob's effect on all of us. And it's the name of the best damn blog around, so it's obviously the winning term!

DirtyD said...

Jules, Ellie and Sabrina- If you girls find your way to this post, it's been a pleasure chatting with you tonight, as always.

Goodnight and Merry Christmas.

Jewels64 said...

"ROBSESSED RULES!" This is too funny! Thanks Dani for posting this! How many times do some of us use these words....SO LAUGHING right now!

Sabrizzle said...

Goodnight and Merry Christmas to you as well Dana! I hope you have a fabulous day tomorrow and steamy Rob dreams tonight! xoxoxoxo

Jewels64 said...

Nite Dana...I'm dragging my vodka soaked butt right after you....

Olive Juice to All! But to my special "twin" sister...OMG I so love ya gal! What a special wonderful friend you turned out to be! Thanks Santa....this one is a GGGGRRRRREAAAATTT! gift! I think I'll keep her....."

Sabrizzle said...

Goodnight Jules! I hope you have some hot Rob dreams tonight that inspire more fanfic! Love ya babe!

Jewels64 said...

Ah...my other Rob lovelies as well...Without your waves of adoration, our lovely Rob boat of salaciousness, perverted, incredibly romantic, undenialbley hot, unwashed hair pantheon list of comments would make anyone else's head spin. So send our boy some PG loving! He so deserves it....

Sabrizzle said...

Ellie, where are you, love?

Ellie said...

Jules and Dana, goodnight, babies!
My internet connection crapped out on me and took this long to get connected agoain... Iam so %^(^&*^
PISSED RIGHT NOW!!!

OLIVE JUICE TO YOU BOTH!

Jewels64 said...

Sabrina..I'm out too! Have to be at work in less than 6 hours!

Holy Crap Cheese Batman! I'm sick and I'm tired!

Ellie said...

Jules, if you're still here, right back at ya' babe! mmmuuuaaahhh!
xoxoxo

Ellie said...

Sabrina, I'm so hating this computer right now! aaaggghhh!
Even with DSL, it's slow and I missed out .

Sabrizzle said...

Goodnight Jules and Ellie! Merry Christmas and steamy Rob dreams to you both! I love you ladies mucho! xoxoxoxo

Sabrizzle said...

I hate when the internet craps out Ellie! It's so effing annoying. Maybe Rob's hotness caused it to short out.

Ellie said...

sabrina, you signing off as well?

Ellie said...

Could be, could be... LOL

Sabrizzle said...

No, I think I misread your comment Ellie. You're not leaving, are you?

Ellie said...

Not quite yet..You know, I forgot that I still have the oven going from before, I never finished the cookies! I'll be back in 1 minute, I'm going to put a dozen on the oven...brb, i promise!

Sabrizzle said...

Haha, okay I'm glad you're not signing off yet.

Ellie said...

Okay, back!!

Sabrizzle said...

I can't believe you're still baking cookies at this hour!

Ellie said...

Did you ever get your grade for your final art project?

Ellie said...

Yeah, I forgot...so now tomorrow I have only 1 or 2 more kind to do...I use them as an extra when giving presents.

Sabrizzle said...

I don't know what I got on that project specifically but I got an A- in the class. I don't think she gave an A to anybody in the class. I got an A in my other 4 classes.

Ellie said...

That's so great! so you're a brainiac like my daughter, huh?! super!

Sabrizzle said...

That's sweet of you. We've only made a batch of magic bar cookies and peanut butter fudge. Hopefully I can make some pecan bars tomorrow. I think having birthday cake in the house takes away motivation to bake.

Ellie said...

Okay, where did you disappear to...are you baking cookies?? LOL

Sabrizzle said...

:D I was surprised I got an A in my PR class, I thought I was going to get a B+ at best in that one.

Ellie said...

What are magic bar cookies?

Sabrizzle said...

They have a graham cracker crust and with condensed milk, coconut, chocolate chips, and walnuts on top. They are delicious!

Ellie said...

Okay, I think I know what they are.I'm not big on cocoanut, but I like the graham crackers, chocolate chips, and walnuts

Ellie said...

I was looking over the rob words while waiting for this damn computer to switch to the comments, and I don't use any of them except Rosessed and Robilicious. The rest are Robdiculous (haha)...

Ellie said...

*Robsessed...

Sabrizzle said...

I don't know how good they would be without the coconut because it helps create the chewey texture. My mom and I have kind of given up making regular Christmas cookies, it takes too much time.

Ellie said...

Disd you have fun on here tonight? some nights are a little slower, but with nights like tonight, the comments are flying like bullets. so hard to keep up .

Sabrizzle said...

Those are the only ones I use, too. Sometimes I throw in Robtastic. I don't even think I've heard of the rest of them, and I don't want to start using them.

Ellie said...

I 'm getting better at it, I think.
Poor Lindsey, she felt behind on it. She'll catch up, though.We all do, I think. Rob would approve. lol

Sabrizzle said...

Yeah, tonight was awesome. I love it when we get on a roll!

Ellie said...

With this slow DSL ( I thoughtit was supposed to be fast...), I write something and by the time it posts, I'm 7 spots down!

Sabrizzle said...

Yeah, I felt bad because she felt like she couldn't keep up. I think the longer you hang out here, the easier it is to add to the discussion. If you don't keep up on the comments it's easy to feel lost.

Ellie said...

Oh, time to get cooling cookies off the pan and new ones on and in the oven...brb again...

Sabrizzle said...

Oh that has to be annoying! I get my internet through our fiberoptic cable and it's pretty fast. We have vonage for our phone and sometimes that messes up the internet and we have to turn off like five things and slowly turn them all back on.

Ellie said...

Do you have the Twilight Movie Score?
I've been listening to it so much, it's kind of temporarily replacing the soundtrack.
I keep remembering thscenes where the orchestration plays...My favorites are numbers 1, 2, 7, and well, I guess I like a lot of them.
I forgot that Lizzie Pattinson sang vocals on the cafeteria scene music

Sabrizzle said...

No, I don't have the score or the soundtrack. I put the soundtrack on my birthday/Christmas list so I might have it soon. I don't use itunes because I don't have an ipod. I have a 20GB mp3 player that has a radio built in that cost the same amount as an ipod when I bought it. It still works so I don't want to replace it.

eternaltwilight said...

wow, are all you ladies still on here? i got busy at work so i missed out on most of the convo.

eternaltwilight said...

sabrina -- i have the score on zip file if you want it.

Sabrizzle said...

Hey Thao! It's just me and Ellie chatting right now.

Sabrizzle said...

Will I be able to open it with windows media player?

Ellie said...

Katie has an ipod, my husband has a nano, and I just recently got a shuffle as a gift from a former student. she graduated in June and her family gave it to me. It was such a surprise...I hadn't had her in my class for 3 years!
I t was very sweet of them and quite unexpected.

Ellie said...

Hi, Thao!!!
What time is it by you? It's 2 here...am I'm still baking cookies... :)

Sabrizzle said...

That's very sweet of them! I admit that I'm a weirdo, but I still don't download music. I just buy cds and rip them to my computer and put them on my mp3 player. I'm a sucker for album art, plus I can easily listen to the cds in my truck.

Ellie said...

I do actually prefer CD's, too. I listen to the shuffle when I'm working in the garden or doing stuff around the house.

Ellie said...

brb again...

Sabrizzle said...

I usually just listen to my music while I'm on the computer and listen to the radio while I'm in the car and in the shower.

Ellie said...

Music is a MUST in the car! :)

One more pan full aftet this one...thank you for keeping me company and awake!!xoxo

Ellie said...

to put up with me and katie while we sing loudly in harmony, in the car...usually the Beatles, and lately, the Twilight soundtrack.

Sabrizzle said...

No problemo! I absolutely love singing at the top of my lungs by myself when I'm driving. That's one of the things I've missed while I've been down in California because I left my truck at home. And with all of this snow I haven't had a chance to drive anywhere since I've been home.

Ellie said...

Oops, missed the first part of my last comment ; it should say : My poor husband, he has to put up with me and Katie singing...

eternaltwilight said...

sabrina -- i don't see why you can't play it on windows, i actually have realplayer as my default so i don't use windows media.

ellie -- it's past 11pm here for me in california. you're still baking cookies? wow...you've been on that for hours!

Ellie said...

Well, get chains on those tires (or have charlie swan do it for you) and get that cute little ass of yours out on the highway!!! lol

Sabrizzle said...
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eternaltwilight said...

i like ROBSESSED the best too! don't know if i'll ever use the other ones.

have you ladies read the opera from jules? i just did and i am so hot and bothered!

Ellie said...

Thao, I kind of got sidetracked here...and forgot that I had the oven on. No cookis in there, though, so now I'm finishing up. One maore pan. Whew! and they'd better taste good, after all this! :)

Sabrizzle said...

I don't want to waste money on chains, it rarely snows around here so I'll just wait until it turns back into rain. I just hope that happens soon.

eternaltwilight said...

i've read it sabrina -- delete away

Ellie said...

Yes, I did. She's the best there is!!! yowza!

Sabrizzle said...

Yeah, I read Jules' opera fanfic a few hours ago. She definitely has a way of making all of us feel hot and bothered.

Ellie said...

I really feel Jules should publish. there's a real market for her writing.

Ellie said...

Maybe toned down a bit for mass market, but we like it the way it is, right here... :)

Sabrizzle said...

Okay, comment deleted.

Yes, Jules should publish. She really knows how to write in a way that appeals to women.

Ellie said...

I've never read that "genre" before, but wow, now I know what I've been missing!!

Ellie said...

I'm so glad I'm on vacation and can sleep in tomorrow!
I really needed this. The class was getting very "classic" all their stimming and compulsions this week. they get just as hyped about the holidays as anybody.

Sabrizzle said...

Before reading Jules' fanfic, I had only read two other fanfics by the same author and they were both of that nature. I found the link on here awhile ago, but they weren't as good as Jules' stuff. I've since read some other fanfic of that "genre," but most of it isn't that great.

eternaltwilight said...

sabrina -- i'm having issues with my internet connection, it won't let me email it.

Sabrizzle said...

You deserve a break, Ellie! Sleeping in is the best, I've been sleeping until about 11 each morning for the past few days. Unfortunately I have to wake up early tomorrow to go to the chiropractor.

Sabrizzle said...

Don't worry about it Thao, you can send it to me later if you get the chance. Thank you for trying!

eternaltwilight said...

does jules have a link to her previous work? i've read erotica from from easilyaroused.blogspot.com before and i've loved erotica since.

eternaltwilight said...

yay sabrina, it went through! you've got mail.

Ellie said...

Well, I guess it is time for me to finally hit the sack...cookies are done. Long time-a comin'.

I hope you both have very sweet dreams of our schmexy man...I know I will. Is there any other kind of dream, lately? lol
Olive juice, girls!
Merry Christmas! xoxo

Sabrizzle said...

Goodnight, Merry Christmas, and steamy Rob dreams to you too, Ellie! I hope you have a lovely day tomorrow! xoxoxoxoxoxo

eternaltwilight said...

sweet rob dreams to you too ellie!

merry christmas and olive juice.

Sabrizzle said...

Thanks Thao! I think Jules posts on fanfiction.net, but I don't know what her username is. Next time she is online you should ask her to send it to you.

eternaltwilight said...

i'm turning in also sabrina, sweet raunchy rob dreams to you darling! chat with you tomorrow hon!

Sabrizzle said...

Oh, Thao, it didn't have the score attached.

Sabrizzle said...

Goodnight and schmexy dreams to you too Thao, I'm going to bed also.

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