I did all this crazy fucking stuff with only my two drinks in me.
I don't want to get fucking wasted on New Years.
Why does Rob have to be so damn fucking funny? I think that's always what fucking gets to me, and his laugh and how he sings, okay who the hell am I kidding, I'm talking to all of you the list could be fucking long.
What the fuck am I saying? Willpower? Rob is my fucking kryptonite. Fuck, fuck, fuck. I am so frustrated, I'm letting a year go by without any results. Fuck it.
No Trix, I didn't go and try again to post the vid because I'm so fucked up in love with Rob that I spend time looking at his vids instead of posting a vid I made of him for my Robkats and Goz.
I'm fucking hopelessly in love. I need fucking help so badly.
Ok. I don't know what I am going to fucking do. We are going out of fucking town tomorrow...until fucking Sunday!!! What the fuck? No fucking internet. No Rob. No fucking fanfic. No Rob. No Robsessed. NO FUCKING ROBSESSED! What the fucking hell is going to happen to me???
Fucking Hello Kat! I was looking at your fucking bullshit pictures. I should fucking hate you because you were right the fuck next to Rob. But I fucking can't. You make me fucking laugh too fucking much.
Jov - I get so fucking frustrated because the reality is there is NOTHING I can fucking do. I don't like having desires/wishes that I can't act on (or at least TRY to act on).
Being robsessed is so much fun for so many reasons, but it also makes me depressed sometimes.
Fucking good morning Kat! Work? What the fuck is that?! Must robsess now!
Jov - you KNOW that I am so fucking with you. SO with you.
Rose - you are so FUCKED - no internet until Sunday???? You'll be like me and Jov... you'll find that you'll be missing rob and the robkats, but you'll be okay. Then, you'll come back and be WORSE THAN EVER!!!!
Just finsihed the new chapter (couldn't wait until tonight when everyone was alseep) Awesome! even with the 500 interuptions from children and hubby! It will even be better when I can reread tonight all alone.
I know I am totally fucked. I am actually thinking of printing out WA...so I have something to fucking read while I'm fucking going through the shakes.
Kat {{Waves}} I know what you mean I was just about to go and do a bit of work and popped in here first to see if there was anyone around and that was the end of fucking that. Aah tomorrows another fucking day right ??
Trixie... I know, that got me laughing too!!! Fucking bullshit pictures!
No plans yet tonight... might squeeze out for a drink or two with some girlfriends, but I'll be back home to bring in the New Year surrounded by unicorns....
Happy Fucking New Year RobKats! Wish I had time to catch up on the 800+ posts. You ladies have been full of the RobLove since yesterday. Rob needs to know about this site & all the RobLoving that goes on in his honour (British spelling in his honour!). Love you all!
Yeah Rose, I think we all lost our minds when we "met" Rob! Kat's most of all since she actually MET him. Which is why we're all here, am I fucking right?
Sorry RobKats, surfer dude, he's out of his fucking mind over me and called and I don't have the heart to tell him I am talking to my Robkats. Sometimes they hear typing and get a little annoyed that I don't give undivided attention.
Happy Birthday a day early, Mindy! Jov fuck I have to sign in.
Doesn't surprise me. My 45 bday is the 26th. I diddled around with FB but I am so neglecting it. I probably fucked it up when I set up. Need to pop in & correct it. Thanks for the fucking heads up on my fuck up.
Gosh I go off for a few minutes and there's like 15 comments I can't keep up. Kat no I don't work from home, well ATM I'm not working I gave up my job in April to look after Mum and now that's gone. Have to start looking for something next month. I never thought I'd say I miss work but I fucking do!! When I said I was gonna do some work I meant houseowrk. Need to do some after my Aunt being here I did nothing while she was here LOL
No, he hung up. I think surfer dude, okay Robkats, I'll just say his fucking name, it's Ryder! Fucking Ryder. He hates his name because you know whatit sounds like and because of the truck and I'll have to erase this since we both have unusual names and some fucker reads our private bullshit. fuck we can't even have a private conversation with friends about rob because we're all over the fucking world.
You know Kat, that would be a gr8 New Year's project. Let's all email out our pics so we have visuals of all our lovely RobKats. I'll see what I can come up with. I have my camera in my purse today.
You know what is fucking sad? I don't think I will ever be able to fucking stop with this. I will forever be fucking adding this bullshit word in all my sentences.
I have great news for Rob. I was at the mall yesterday and we passed by a trendy store and in the display window was a mannequin wearing a red velvet jacket!!! Rob can take his out of storage now and wear it proudly!! HA, HA
I fucking luv ya too Trix! I'll e-mail you more I promise after I get over my fucking guilt of not spend time getting the vid up I so fucking badly want everyone to see that I made for them. Fuck it, I hate myself.
Jov - good - want an email BAD! No self hating allowed - we will wait for your vid - I know it is going to be fucking amazing.
Dana - LOL on the velvet jacket! "take it out of storage" - you mean pull it out from under his bed, shake off the dust bunnies and he's ready for a night out!
Jov- My dreams are kind of scattered but we were both in private school and it was the first time the boys and girls were at the same event. Well Rob, being so fucking fine caught my eye. And to my luck and suprise I caught his. There was some lovely snuggling, and more importantly steamy kisses. Then I woke up...bummer.
After we get to 1000 I'll go and do like AJ suggested last night and go to my blog and post the vid. I'll concentrate my mind and focus. Get my mind off of Rob.
Oh Trixie love, I'll forever be honored you even put your bra over his shoulder because I asked you to. I am going to go safe that photo before you change it. BRB
Can you put one of you bras over his head? Does it fit?
He just looks so conquestial. Somewhere, showhow in the fucking hell he has to have some beautiful panties he took off of you. He deserves that Trix.
Jov - OKAY - you gave me a great idea with the panties :) And, thanks for the little thrill, btw (the thought of rob taking off my panties - heaven help me)...
I have to wait until my husband goes out shopping in an hour or so before I can dress CO Rob and take the pic. He has no idea that I dress up CO Rob and take pics!
Trix can you put your panties over his head hanging around his neck or cut a clit in his the space between his thumb and forefinger? Or maybe panties over his shoulder, or wearing panties like his beanie, if we are that desperate. LMAO!
Good morning loves! I'm leaving to go camping, but I wanted to say Happy New Year to all of you lovelies. I hope 2009 is great for each and every one of you and full of fucking Robsessing! xoxoxo
Ellie - my husband has only seen CO Rob with the santa hat on. I ususally take the pic when he's not around and then CO Rob goes back to his regular attire.
Ohhhh, thanks for the flair Kate. I am in flair trouble though. My two flair boards are full and it won't let me create another. I can't bring myself to choose between which get posted and which don't....
Rose, I've been asked that question many times. Honestly, it all happened so quickly. He smelt good, definately not bad... but I didn't get a good whiff sadly. I'm thinking he thought I smelt like cookies and flowers or some shit, I could see it in his eyes... before he spotted the damn fucking wedding ring....
Robkats, if I got to be near him I would run through the parking lot and run into his arms wrapping my legs around his waist like he did to Stan. And you would all have to come to my defense and get me off of him with my arms wrapped around him and pry me off of Rob all the while apologizing for me. "So sorry Rob we got her fucking ryled up, she usually doesn't say fuck either, but you bring the fuck out in all of us. It's really not her fault!"
My 2nd board is getting full, too. I might be fucking taking off the pins that just say fucking bullshit...and put up the glorious fucking pics of Robert.
Oh Kat! Fucking flowers and cookies. Too fucking much! I thought maybe he would smell like fucking cigarettes.
No, not cigarettes, I was surprised by that. I don't like the smell, so would've noticed that. His hair was freshly washed though, you could see and smell that...
Seriously now... he did look into my eyes with this sweet smile... but he did the EXACT same thing to everyone there. So fucking genuine - a sincere smile for EVERYONE. He is just too much... he wasn't there for the sake of being there, he was there because he wanted to be and wanted to please the people who had turned up...
Rose, in massage school they teach you to pull hair gently because it feels really good. And men especially love it. Rob would be wild crazy about it, I'm sure.
There was this one guy who would come to me for a massage and I would give him a full body massage and actually go over his buttocks because he was a friend, most guys I didn't go there, and then do the face massage and hair pull at the end of the full body massage and then I told him I'm not massaging anymore and he actually looked upset. I said just let the massage practioner know they can go over your gluteous maximum, it's okay. You'll live.
So... at AFF, everyone was so well behaved, no squealing fangirls, everyone was being nice to each other, all knew we were there for the same thing. Except for one girl. We shall call her the girl in green.
The girl in green was the absolute description of a fangirl. Squeeling when no-one was even talking of Rob. Slightly insane I thinks!
Well, somehow I managed to get to the front of the “meet and greet” queue, hence the amount of close up pictures I was able to get. As the AFF people told us where to line up we all sauntered over, except for the girl in green. She kept shoving and pushing and man handling her way through everyone. She almost clocked a sweet teen girl we’d been talking to in her face.
Being the bossy Brit I am I asked her what her problem was, we’re all here for the same reason etc. She looked completely baffled that someone had called her out and sheepishly walked away.
She was about ten people behind us and I could feel her glaring at the back of my neck. It was making me laugh that she was being so defensive. A few of us chatting at the front decided to let out a scream as if Rob had walked out the doors (they were around a corner that only the front could see). So after three, we all screamed… about ten of us. The line stiffened up but then realized it was a joke and started laughing… the girl in green… oh no, if looks could kill, meeting Rob would’ve been the last thing I ever did.
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Jov - seriously. What the FUCK are we going to do?! Cold Turkey was fine, and things calmed down somewhat, but didn't go away at all.
And now, I'm worse than EVER!
Rose - great fucking minds think alike :)
Jov - did you ever figure out how to post your video? I'm fucking dying to see it! Wait - you did some pillar dancing??? Fucking details please!
I did all this crazy fucking stuff with only my two drinks in me.
I don't want to get fucking wasted on New Years.
Why does Rob have to be so damn fucking funny? I think that's always what fucking gets to me, and his laugh and how he sings, okay who the hell am I kidding, I'm talking to all of you the list could be fucking long.
Let's list the down stuff.
He's a fucking actor.
Jovie~ Yes, I fucking read the new fucking chapter. I couldn't fucking wait another minute.
Yes, Trixie what the fucking hell are we going to do?
I am not going down to LA, that's fucking for sure.
Why Rose, fucking will power woman!
What the fuck am I saying? Willpower?
Rob is my fucking kryptonite.
Fuck, fuck, fuck.
I am so frustrated, I'm letting a year go by without any results.
Fuck it.
Ladies, ladies, ladies... I leave for a herd of unicorns last night and you gys had a fucking fuckfest... you all rock!
No Trix, I didn't go and try again to post the vid because I'm so fucked up in love with Rob that I spend time looking at his vids instead of posting a vid I made of him for my Robkats and Goz.
I'm fucking hopelessly in love.
I need fucking help so badly.
Ok. I don't know what I am going to fucking do. We are going out of fucking town tomorrow...until fucking Sunday!!! What the fuck?
No fucking internet. No Rob. No fucking fanfic. No Rob. No Robsessed.
NO FUCKING ROBSESSED! What the fucking hell is going to happen to me???
Fucking good morning to ya, Kat!
We're all fucked up over Rob.
Oh... just read the new chapter. I fucking love Dark Edward. I want one.
Morning Jov, Trixie, Kate, Rose... did I miss anyone?
Fucking Hello Kat! I was looking at your fucking bullshit pictures. I should fucking hate you because you were right the fuck next to Rob. But I fucking can't. You make me fucking laugh too fucking much.
I can see I'm not going to get any fucking work done today am I? Fuck it, I'll Robsess instead..
Rose - was the chapter fucking worth the wait???
Jov - I get so fucking frustrated because the reality is there is NOTHING I can fucking do. I don't like having desires/wishes that I can't act on (or at least TRY to act on).
Being robsessed is so much fun for so many reasons, but it also makes me depressed sometimes.
Kat, we are also trying to get this thread to 1000 before Dani posts something.
And we're ending the new years laughing at our ourselves fucking ourselves of time rob over beautiful rob.
I'm drunk.
Rose.... I was fucking right next to him. Fuck yeah. Sends shivers down my fucking spine just thinking about it.
I ALMOST said "fuck" to a client this morning. Fucking fucketty fuck fuck.
Jovie... I hadn't guessed :-)
For those not yet in 2009... what the fuck are your plans tonight?
Trixie~ Its a fucking good chapter...but you fucking realize what's going on right now. And its fucking frustrating as hell.
Fucking good morning Kat! Work? What the fuck is that?! Must robsess now!
Jov - you KNOW that I am so fucking with you. SO with you.
Rose - you are so FUCKED - no internet until Sunday???? You'll be like me and Jov... you'll find that you'll be missing rob and the robkats, but you'll be okay. Then, you'll come back and be WORSE THAN EVER!!!!
Just finsihed the new chapter (couldn't wait until tonight when everyone was alseep) Awesome! even with the 500 interuptions from children and hubby! It will even be better when I can reread tonight all alone.
Fucking A. I cannot imagine being right the fuck next to Rob.
I have no plans for this evening...since we are leaving tomorrow morning. :(
Cold fucking Turkey withdrawal from Robsessed...Fuck.
Rose - Kat's "fucking bullshit pictures" is making me laugh so hard right now. Don't know why.
I know I am totally fucked. I am actually thinking of printing out WA...so I have something to fucking read while I'm fucking going through the shakes.
part of me is glad my husband is SOOOO damn boring! I can be here tonight (if anyone isn't out of town)! I predict hubby will pass out around 9pm!
No plans for tonight - just home with hubby and son.
Rose - good idea! fucking print that fucker out! You need SOMETHING.
Melissa - FLMAO "my husband is so boring". I hope to be here for a bit tonight...
crap! Hubby is fucking bitching about me being on the computer! I better fucking go!
See ya tonight!
Kat {{Waves}}
I know what you mean I was just about to go and do a bit of work and popped in here first to see if there was anyone around and that was the end of fucking that.
Aah tomorrows another fucking day right ??
Trixie... I know, that got me laughing too!!! Fucking bullshit pictures!
No plans yet tonight... might squeeze out for a drink or two with some girlfriends, but I'll be back home to bring in the New Year surrounded by unicorns....
Hi Kate.... sorry about the fucking fridge. That sucks the big one. Do you work from home??????
Kat - they ARE fucking bullshit pictures!!!! None of us would be able to look at him with a straight face if we met him now!
Yeah, a unicorn or two sounds good...
Where the fuck did Jovie go???
Fuck. I think I am losing my fucking mind...
Lost my fucking mind months ago...
Happy Fucking New Year RobKats! Wish I had time to catch up on the 800+ posts.
You ladies have been full of the RobLove since yesterday. Rob needs to know about this site & all the RobLoving that goes on in his honour (British spelling in his honour!).
Love you all!
Hey Mindy... isn't it your birthday tomorrow??????
Yes, Kat...I guess you fucking lost your mind right around the fucking time you had those fucking bullshit pictures taken.
Not mine sweetie. I don't need it to get here any sooner than it already does, fucking A!
Yeah Rose, I think we all lost our minds when we "met" Rob! Kat's most of all since she actually MET him. Which is why we're all here, am I fucking right?
Really Mindy... hmmm, your FB says differently....
Yes... I think that's when I lost my mind and my celeb crush virginity.
Fuck yeah! McLovin' me some Rob baby!!!
Sorry RobKats, surfer dude, he's out of his fucking mind over me and called and I don't have the heart to tell him I am talking to my Robkats.
Sometimes they hear typing and get a little annoyed that I don't give undivided attention.
Happy Birthday a day early, Mindy!
Jov
fuck I have to sign in.
sorry Mindy, well unbirthday to you then.
I'll go read and catch up a bit.
Jov - "unbirthday to you" - yeah, laughing at that one.
Is surfer guy still on the phone?
Hi Mindy - I don't think I said hi.
It is still fucking snowing!
Doesn't surprise me. My 45 bday is the 26th. I diddled around with FB but I am so neglecting it. I probably fucked it up when I set up. Need to pop in & correct it. Thanks for the fucking heads up on my fuck up.
Yes... Happy UnBirthday from me too...
Gosh I go off for a few minutes and there's like 15 comments I can't keep up.
Kat no I don't work from home, well ATM I'm not working I gave up my job in April to look after Mum and now that's gone. Have to start looking for something next month. I never thought I'd say I miss work but I fucking do!!
When I said I was gonna do some work I meant houseowrk. Need to do some after my Aunt being here I did nothing while she was here LOL
Melissa~LMAO!
Trix, you know I'm there with ya, soul sisters babe.
Mindy... will we ever see a picture of your sweet face on FB?
Hi Trixie **big wave**! Hi Jov **big wave**!
No, he hung up. I think surfer dude, okay Robkats, I'll just say his fucking name, it's Ryder!
Fucking Ryder. He hates his name because you know whatit sounds like and because of the truck and I'll have to erase this since we both have unusual names and some fucker reads our private bullshit.
fuck we can't even have a private conversation with friends about rob because we're all over the fucking world.
Sounds strange... but swearing during the day time hours seems so wrong, I'm going all prissy on you this morning.
Did everyone fucking read that so I can now fucking erase it?
I don't think I have Mindy on my fucking FB...do I? Or have I just completely blown my fucking mind.
Jov - i fucking luv ya!
Rose... look through my friends.. you'll find her...
And NO her birthday isn't tomorrow...
Mmm that's an unusual name, well over here it is probably not so mch over there. Ye tend to have very.....unique names IYKWIM.LOL
You know Kat, that would be a gr8 New Year's project. Let's all email out our pics so we have visuals of all our lovely RobKats. I'll see what I can come up with. I have my camera in my purse today.
WHAT THE FUCK happened here last night??!?!?!? Damn it, I missed it all. At least I dreamt of Rob last night :)
Oh yeah, hi girls!
FUCKING CONFLICT POSTS!!!
Kat, I rarely say fuck, basically only during sex a few times in my vocab.
You know what is fucking sad? I don't think I will ever be able to fucking stop with this. I will forever be fucking adding this bullshit word in all my sentences.
FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I look and see Dan'a avatar, now I'm really over the edge.
Fuck it Rob, where the hell are ya?
Jov - i read it.
Facebook, facebook! You need to get on fucking facebook!
Kat - it's like cursing at DisneyWorld is wrong, too!
I have great news for Rob. I was at the mall yesterday and we passed by a trendy store and in the display window was a mannequin wearing a red velvet jacket!!! Rob can take his out of storage now and wear it proudly!! HA, HA
I fucking luv ya too Trix!
I'll e-mail you more I promise after I get over my fucking guilt of not spend time getting the vid up I so fucking badly want everyone to see that I made for them.
Fuck it, I hate myself.
Hey Dana!!!
JOV - I have Dana's avatar as a FLAIR! ANOTHER reason for you to get a damn fucking facebook account.
Good Fucking Grief. Rob in fucking red...How fucking much more am I supposed to be able to stand?
Dana, what was your Rob, dream?
Please tell me, I rarely dream about him and I so want to hear a nice Rob dream.
Trix if I get facebook before figuring out how to post the vid I'll only have more fucking guilt.
Yes, everyone needs to get a fucking facebook account. So then I can see all your pretty faces!
Dana... LOL. As long as he brings the leather pants out with it!
Kate... if you think that name is unique, you should hear my daughters! :-)
Mindy - put a pic up on FB...
Jovie... FB accont yet??? Eh, eh, eh!?
Jov - good - want an email BAD! No self hating allowed - we will wait for your vid - I know it is going to be fucking amazing.
Dana - LOL on the velvet jacket! "take it out of storage" - you mean pull it out from under his bed, shake off the dust bunnies and he's ready for a night out!
Rose, LMAO!
It's so like Edward trying to stop at the ballet studio.
Rob, I am going to give you up, somehow, someway, to get my life back.
Come hell or fucking highwater.
JOV - if you get facebook, you can put the video up there!!!!!!! Didn't Jules put her video there???
Jov- My dreams are kind of scattered but we were both in private school and it was the first time the boys and girls were at the same event. Well Rob, being so fucking fine caught my eye. And to my luck and suprise I caught his. There was some lovely snuggling, and more importantly steamy kisses. Then I woke up...bummer.
You all know how I so love ya girls, I want to get the vid up first.
It has Mercy on it and everything!
Dana... blast that waking up bullshit...
Kat- yes, yes to the leather pants!
Trixie- LOL at the under the bed comment. Would we expect anything else from our boy?!?!
After we get to 1000 I'll go and do like AJ suggested last night and go to my blog and post the vid.
I'll concentrate my mind and focus.
Get my mind off of Rob.
Hey, I'm fucking back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mindy, Dana, andyone else I fucking missed?? How the fuck are you????
Oh, fucking Kat...hello!!!!!!
just. fuck.
Ugghhh, speaking of waking up, I can hear my daughter crying. She just woke up from her nap. Gotta go. Talk to you guys soon, hopefully.
xoxox
Fuck Ellie. I have to leave.
Have a great and safe New Years if I don't get a chance to talk to you guys later.
Dana, have a good fucking day!
Dana, that sounds like such a lovely dreams, steamy kisses with Rob with that mouth of his.
Miss you Rob.
And Dana, have a fucking good New Year! Talk to you soon! xoxoxo
Bye Dana,
just fuck to you to ells.
W Fucking B, Ellie!
I can't fucking concentrate. Are we close to 1000, yet? This is fucking bullshit.
Dana - I'm so fucking jealous that you can dream of rob. I've NEVER dreamed of him.
Ellie - fucking welcome back. how was breakfast?
Jov - I'm dressing Cutout Rob up for New year's... any special requests? :)
Rob, honey, you are the fucking reason for this fuckfest...we fucking thank you, m'love!
Rose - you are seriously making me laugh today! "this is fucking bullshit". It IS!
Bye Dana... sweet kiss dreams a plenty to bring the new year in...
I'm fucking number 900!!!yeah, fucking me!
Breakfast was fucking yoummy!
How about the fucking New Year's baby diaper?? fuckinghahahaha
Trixie... we've already found out we can't undress him, am I right? Need to check that.
Kat - unfortunately, we can't undress Cutout Rob :(
Kat, the there's othe old man for the old year, and the New Year's baby for the New Year...you're right, WTfuck...
I wish Cutout Rob's arms and hands moved... it's hard to get him to "hold" anything the way he is now - have to get creative... hmmmmmm
Kat...to dess up Rob.
Iknow, that's fucking sick. Hence, the fuckinghahahaha...
Oh Trixie love,
I'll forever be honored you even put your bra over his shoulder because I asked you to.
I am going to go safe that photo before you change it.
BRB
Can you put one of you bras over his head? Does it fit?
He just looks so conquestial.
Somewhere, showhow in the fucking hell he has to have some beautiful panties he took off of you.
He deserves that Trix.
Trix, cut little slit holes in him!
I send some lovely fucking flair !!!
Aah Dana that always happens in my dreams too I always wake up at the best fucking bit !!!
Yes, Jov! fucking panties!!!
OH MY FUCKING GAWD!!!!!Trix I just went to save your photo and realized for the first time you put sunglasses on him.
I fucking love you Trix!
Jov the glasses went on ages ago!!! LOL
Where have you been??
Jov, you missed the fucking sunglasses???they've boeen on CO Rob for two weeks, at least!! Where the fuck you been, girl???
FLOL
Jov - OKAY - you gave me a great idea with the panties :) And, thanks for the little thrill, btw (the thought of rob taking off my panties - heaven help me)...
I have to wait until my husband goes out shopping in an hour or so before I can dress CO Rob and take the pic. He has no idea that I dress up CO Rob and take pics!
I think I need a CO Rob before I go out of fucking town...
Do you think my fucking husband would notice him laying in the back of the car?
Trix can you put your panties over his head hanging around his neck or cut a clit in his the space between his thumb and forefinger?
Or maybe panties over his shoulder, or wearing panties like his beanie, if we are that desperate. LMAO!
Of course, he might get suspicious when I am fucking laying on top of him....
LMAO, Trix and Rose at your comments, just a minute I need to get over them.
Taking a deeep breath, getting oxygen.lmao
Rose, laying who?? :)
And Trixie, does your husband think CO Rob just dresses himself???
Jov - you likey the Ray Bans???? :)
Ellie inspired that idea!
Yeah, I was thinking of cutting some little holes, but I don't want to ruin him - maybe I need to get a backup CO Rob... Okay, NOW I've lost it!
I just read how I inadvertently typed clit instead of slit. lmao
I can barely type right now.
"or cut a clit in his the space between his thumb and forefinger?"
Jov, WTfuck? :)
Good morning loves! I'm leaving to go camping, but I wanted to say Happy New Year to all of you lovelies. I hope 2009 is great for each and every one of you and full of fucking Robsessing!
xoxoxo
This shit is so fucking funny.
Ellie, Trixie stop i'm dying here.
Ellie - my husband has only seen CO Rob with the santa hat on. I ususally take the pic when he's not around and then CO Rob goes back to his regular attire.
LMFAO @ backup CO Rob!!!!!!
fucking Sabrizzzz, how thre fuck are you on this lovely dy? and CAMPING?? Isn't it too cold for that??
Oh, and Happy New Year, my lovely!
I think you could tape some panties onto the back of his hand at it would look like he's holding them.
Hi Sabrina! Happy Fucking New Year to you :)
I've also had some great ideas of where to take CO Rob for additional "on location" photo shoots. I need to work up the nerve to do it!
Trixiem so you're telling us you're a closet dresser??
Oh CO Rob is so fucking used and abused! Be warned, Rob!
Sab... HAPPY NEW YEAR my sweet. Have a wonderful trip, we will miss you.
I know Ells, where the fucking hell have I been that I missed his fucking Ray ban's on Trix's Rob?
Fuck me Rob!
I'd like RL Rob to use and abuse me....
Aw, Rose, you forgot the bullshit again!
Trixie LMAO @ backup cut out Rob!
Sabrina, Happy New Years Eve Day, babe!
Ohhhh, thanks for the flair Kate. I am in flair trouble though. My two flair boards are full and it won't let me create another. I can't bring myself to choose between which get posted and which don't....
Well, Kat, you missed your fucking chance...let me have a go with him! (oh, I mean fucking him)...
xoxo
Oh, I'm loving all the suggestions! Yeah, I've used that blue painter's tape before so that it doesn't ruin CO Rob.
Rose - backup CO Rob. Makes sense, right? FLMAO!
You know, CO Rob is great. But, as we've said before, I think I'm ready to graduate to BU Rob (blow up).
Trix, he looks so damn fucking good!
Ellie~ I'm fucking trying!
Kat, I have that same problem..too much rob flair...WTFuck? too much Rob?? Fucking never!!!
Rose, I've been asked that question many times. Honestly, it all happened so quickly. He smelt good, definately not bad... but I didn't get a good whiff sadly. I'm thinking he thought I smelt like cookies and flowers or some shit, I could see it in his eyes... before he spotted the damn fucking wedding ring....
Robkats, if I got to be near him I would run through the parking lot and run into his arms wrapping my legs around his waist like he did to Stan.
And you would all have to come to my defense and get me off of him with my arms wrapped around him and pry me off of Rob all the while apologizing for me.
"So sorry Rob we got her fucking ryled up, she usually doesn't say fuck either, but you bring the fuck out in all of us. It's really not her fault!"
... he was so about to rip my clothes off right there in front of 300+ people and that damn ring sparkled in the moonlight...
My 2nd board is getting full, too. I might be fucking taking off the pins that just say fucking bullshit...and put up the glorious fucking pics of Robert.
Oh Kat! Fucking flowers and cookies. Too fucking much! I thought maybe he would smell like fucking cigarettes.
Jov - CO Rob is HOT in Ray Bans!
Rose - Ah, I wanted to know if he smelled good, too!!!
Ellie - "am i a closet dresser" FLOL!!!
Yes, Jov, Rob definitely brings out the fuck! :)
... and he had to have been brought up by Mama P with all her morals... grrrr to Mama P.
No, not cigarettes, I was surprised by that. I don't like the smell, so would've noticed that. His hair was freshly washed though, you could see and smell that...
Kat, did he gave into your eyes??? :)
and were they bloodshot??? :)
Who cares what he smelt like !!!LOL
I will pass on the blow up ROb and move on to the RT Rob. The "Real Thing" Rob!!! Where can I buy that one??
*gaze
Jov - I want him to give me a hug like the one he gave that girl in the random video.
Sorry, Kate, he's not for sale. I'm keeping him!
Oh, Trixie, I loved that hug!
Seriously now... he did look into my eyes with this sweet smile... but he did the EXACT same thing to everyone there. So fucking genuine - a sincere smile for EVERYONE. He is just too much... he wasn't there for the sake of being there, he was there because he wanted to be and wanted to please the people who had turned up...
Kat, my heart just skipped a beat!
Ellie - ME TOO! Would you just die?! I think I might cry. Like a big, fat, robsessed fucking fangirl!
Kat, he hair was freshly washed and you could smell that.
I am going to remember that all fuckign day today.
Robkats... we're on 962 posts...
Fucking yipee!!!
Did I ever tell you about the fake scream????
"Kat, my heart just skipped a beat!"
OMG me too!!
I don't think so, Kat.
TRixie yes, me too, the hug he game inspired me practically for a whole chapter.
And I bet he is giving in lovemaking, also.
I think I fucking died and went to fucking heaven...or wait...probably fucking hell.
Kat - fake scream???
Jov - damn you and I are on the same page again. The freshly washed hair will not leave me today either.
OK... let me type the story... it's funny, kinda cruel if you look at it that way... but funny none the less...
Jov - okay the lovemaking comment - KILLING ME. I'm done. That's it. DONE!
I'm now in HELL with Rose...
Rob's fucking hair NEVER fucking leaves me. Greasy, clean...I don't fucking care. I want to fucking PULL it...Why? Cuz he fucking LOVES it!
Trixie and Rose, I was wondering when you two were going to join me...it's been lonely down here!
Yes def.
He has to be with how he is so deep and sensitive.
He has a beautiful, sensitive soul.
"I want to fucking PULL it...Why? Cuz he fucking LOVES it!"
And you would know this how exactly Rose????
Jov, I imagine Rob to be that way, also. *sigh
So WHY do we LIKE being in HELL??????
Rose, in massage school they teach you to pull hair gently because it feels really good.
And men especially love it.
Rob would be wild crazy about it, I'm sure.
haham Kate, I was think ing the same thing..Rose, how vivid are those dreams???
Kate...you obviously haven't read fucking WA, yet.
Cuz otherwise you would fucking KNOW!!!!
Kate - The hair pulling is a WA thing!!! You'll see :)
Jov, my darling. KILLING ME!!!!
Dark Edward is in hell...fucking burning right next to us.
I SO have to read WA! FUCK!!!
Okay, husband is leaving in a couple of minutes...
It's CO Rob photo shoot time :)
BBL
There was this one guy who would come to me for a massage and I would give him a full body massage and actually go over his buttocks because he was a friend, most guys I didn't go there, and then do the face massage and hair pull at the end of the full body massage and then I told him I'm not massaging anymore and he actually looked upset.
I said just let the massage practioner know they can go over your gluteous maximum, it's okay.
You'll live.
Rob can I massage your WHOLE body?
What's making him so dark?
HELL FUCKING YES TIME TRIX!
It's the countdown of 992...and getting there Robkats.
Holy R-rated blog batman! My eyes are burning.
Hi ladies. Just popping in for a moment.
Excuse me while I go back and delete all my posts from last night when I was high on diet coke and pretzels.
AJ!!! Fucking hello!
We're almost fucking there!!
I feel the fucking unicorns coming on!
So... at AFF, everyone was so well behaved, no squealing fangirls, everyone was being nice to each other, all knew we were there for the same thing. Except for one girl. We shall call her the girl in green.
The girl in green was the absolute description of a fangirl. Squeeling when no-one was even talking of Rob. Slightly insane I thinks!
Well, somehow I managed to get to the front of the “meet and greet” queue, hence the amount of close up pictures I was able to get. As the AFF people told us where to line up we all sauntered over, except for the girl in green. She kept shoving and pushing and man handling her way through everyone. She almost clocked a sweet teen girl we’d been talking to in her face.
Being the bossy Brit I am I asked her what her problem was, we’re all here for the same reason etc. She looked completely baffled that someone had called her out and sheepishly walked away.
She was about ten people behind us and I could feel her glaring at the back of my neck. It was making me laugh that she was being so defensive. A few of us chatting at the front decided to let out a scream as if Rob had walked out the doors (they were around a corner that only the front could see). So after three, we all screamed… about ten of us. The line stiffened up but then realized it was a joke and started laughing… the girl in green… oh no, if looks could kill, meeting Rob would’ve been the last thing I ever did.
Come on... three more comments then lets celebrate with unicorns and cookies...
H fucking I, AJ! Don't you fucking delete your posts! They were some of the fucking funniest of all!
Kat! Fucking Hilarious. I knew I loved you for a reason!
Kat, fuucking good for you!!!
Did we fucking do it?
Where's Kat's story?
I want to see Rob's bum.
Fucking yes!!!!!
I'm number 1000!!!!!! Fucking woohoo!
WE FUCKING DID IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
why am I not fucking surprised that Ellie got in at the 00 mark?
She always fucking does that!
Jov, the story is on the page before this.
fucking 1000. Unfuckingbelievable.
Rose, why fuck, yes, I did... but I'm definitely sharing the fucking honors with all you fucking girls...
and bullshit. :)
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