Um...my husband thinks I have a fucking thing for vampires. He has to know I find Rob fucking attractive, as well...but he has NO fucking idea HOW FUCKING MUCH.
Rob, you should be very pleased with yourself, you have inspired much hot married sex around the globe with the hormones you have begun to flow in lustful married women. He really should be proud. I am actually really, proud for him.
Mrs. P. you created such a lusted over male, if Rob had a brother would he be just a desireable? Prob not. He's really one in a million. I don't even want to have sex with Brad Pitt.
Yes, Trixie, Brad Pitt, *spits* shakes head, I can't even think of a celeb I would have sex with. Can't fucking think of one. FUCK IT IT'S 8:46 AND i STILL have to get in the shower. Fuck it, I don't want to go drinking.
And a fucking good night to you, Kat...fucking olive juice and fucking love you, honey bunch! Oh, I forgot...Say hit to Rob for me in your fucking dreams, will you? soso
I know this sound fucking stupid on my part, but the fucking unicorns have only come up since I've been away.. is it the unicorns in Rob's hair we're fucking talking about, here??? Please fucking enlighten me.
fucking dammit, i see it's 452, you know how i love to go to fucking 500. I will have a fucking fantasy dream of rob in the shower I'll go put on fucking sex on fire, actually wonderful tonight by eric clapton fucking does it. I picture Rob "feeling the booze a bit" outside of Apple and I fucking want to take him home and take care of him like "Wonderful Tonight" I think I'll go play that fucking vid and the wonderful tonight song at the same time again for the fucking 50th time and fucking make my friends mad.
That totally puts a whole new meaning into all that's been said tonight. Shit, now I have to go back and read the fucking comments again...or fucking not.
Nite everyone, I'm off the the shower with my fucking red toe nails with flowers painted on them thinking of Rob and taking off his underwear and then stepping into the shower with me. Rob if you ever read this stuff, be proud of yourself.
lol Sabrina, also I watched sex type thing by stone temple pilots and close by nine inch nails vids last night, that vid was fuckin freaky. that fucking monkey fucking tied up fucking freaked me out.
I'm good Ellie! I went to lunch today with my friend Brian and then I went to the mall and Azteca with my friend Joleen and our friend Donovan met us there. The only bummer was that our friend Joel couldn't make it.
LOL Jov! I don't know if I've ever really watched the vid for "Closer." I just listen to the song while I'm playing card games on my laptop or I'm blogging.
Yeah, it was a pretty fucking awesome day Ellie. I really wish my friend Joel could have made it because he was the person I wanted to see the most, but it's okay because I talked to him for a fucking hour last night. That's why I randomly disappeared last night.
I can't leave at all, I miss so much! So how do I get into the facebook Rob love stuff??? My hubby doesn't have an account so I can have something secret that he doesn't know about!
Sabrina, only two fucking chapters, and I was breezing through it because I was in a hurry. I really must give Dark Edward my fucking time. S-L-O-W fucking time! and then speed it up...lol
WA wouldn't make any fucking sense if Edward was a vampire. The only real similarities are character names/ physical descriptions and the fact that they live in Forks.
Yes Ellie, give dark Edward a chance! It's so fucking worth it! The first few chapters are kinda dull, but it gets way better as the story goes on. I fucking love that shit and can't wait until the next chapter is posted.
Thanks all...but right now...I need mindless fun distraction...Make me laugh, make me horny baby! Make me do the fucking hokey pokey....fuck! Just make me smile like I know y'all can!
Ok, funny story. I was with my friend Joleen in Victoria's Secret this afternoon and we were waiting in line to pay. She was getting this leopard print bra and a sweatshirt and there was this girl who was about 12 in line in front of us. So we were just talking about the stuff she was buying and I said something like "yeah, you can just wear that underneath and be all like" and then I fucking purred! And the girl in front of us couldn't see the bra Joleen was holding and she looked fucking scared!
Yeah, pretty much Ellie! The girl looked shocked and then she kept trying to see what Joleen was holding. And we were laughing so fucking hard. And then at dinner Joleen made me try to explain to our friend Donovan what happened and we were both fucking dying because we were laughing so hard!
*So waving my hands in front of my face to ward off the tears*
I love you gals! Thanks for the laughs, the smiles, the dirty down-low giggles, the swearing, the ogling, the flat out gut busting funny, the olive juice and the genuine!
Rose...I'll fucking cash that fucking check and take all you fucking ladies out on the town to prowl for Rob and we'll buy him fucking drinks to get him fucking drunk when we fucking find him and then we'll....Fuck him!
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«Oldest ‹Older 401 – 600 of 1140 Newer› Newest»Oh Jules, hope everything is ok.
Bye love.
Jules... you OK...
But, since I basically attacked him two nights in a row, he may be wondering if something is up...
NOt that he would care as long as it results in attacks...
Um...my husband thinks I have a fucking thing for vampires. He has to know I find Rob fucking attractive, as well...but he has NO fucking idea HOW FUCKING MUCH.
What happened to Jules?
Mine really asked me that last week! I about dropped my jaw.
jULES, I just read. Hope everything is okay, luv.
sending good wishes.
Yeah... I don't think my husband knows just how attractive I think he is... but he knows he makes me horny!
Rose I love you!!! My nose is running because I've laughing so much.
Melissa... and your answer was...?
Kat~ Thanks for the fucking email.
That is one fucking hot picture.
I think I need a fucking towel.
Fuck, Trixie, thanks for the fucking fingers flair! (sounds better thatn the fucking hand flair, don't you think? considering it's Rob).
Melissa what did you tell him?
Did you check your damn e-mail Rose?
Rob, you should be very pleased with yourself, you have inspired much hot married sex around the globe with the hormones you have begun to flow in lustful married women.
He really should be proud.
I am actually really, proud for him.
I love you back, Kaye (did I spell that fucking right? I'm not totally in a right fucking frame of mind)
Rose... I have all the pics I took on FB... go check them out my dear. He is divine..
Jov - another reason to join FB!!!
Ellie - you are fucking welcome. Left a bit of his mouth in it too, because it is fucking fabulous
Jules - hope you are okay...
I said "no why would you think that?" he had no answer but since then he's been trying to tell me how ugly he thinks Rob is.
Yes Rose, even in your fucked state of mind you spelt it right.
My husband doesn't know a thing...just reaps the benefits...and yes, Rob definitely creeps into my thoughts.
Yep... marriages everywhere are blossoming because of Rob.
Mrs. P. you created such a lusted over male, if Rob had a brother would he be just a desireable?
Prob not. He's really one in a million. I don't even want to have sex with Brad Pitt.
Jov - FUCKING GET A FB ACCOUNT! Sorry had to say it again :)
Kat~ I will check out your fucking bullshit pics.
My sons think Rob is 'ugly' too. Fucking brats.
Just think of all the fucking males around the world fucking, fucking damn jealous of sexy Rob.
If I do Trix love would you send me flair I will go lusting more over Rob about?
ok so what up at facebook that I don't know about??? you guys keep talking about something and I'm sooo lost?
"Fucking brats."
LMFAO, Rose!
Jov - I find it very interesting that I have absolutely no interest in other actors now. Brad Pitt just pales in comparison to me.
Speaking of Rob setting sex on fire between married couples... I'm off to catch some unicorns.
Fucking Olive Juice.
Rose, LMAO!
Where is my AJ?
Jov - fucking loads of flair awaits you if you get a FB account. You can count on me and all of us fuckers to send it to you.
Melissa - we have fucking rob love going through facebook now...
Good Fucking Night, Kat:)
Yes, Trixie, Brad Pitt, *spits*
shakes head,
I can't even think of a celeb I would have sex with.
Can't fucking think of one.
FUCK IT IT'S 8:46 AND i STILL have to get in the shower.
Fuck it, I don't want to go drinking.
And a fucking good night to you, Kat...fucking olive juice and fucking love you, honey bunch!
Oh, I forgot...Say hit to Rob for me in your fucking dreams, will you? soso
Trixie~ The hand flair is fucking awesome. Thank You!
Bye Kat! Hope you get multiple fucking unicorns!
Olive juice to you Kathryn and catch as many unicorns as you can.
Trix, LMAO
Nite Kat! sweet fucking husband dreams to you!
Fucking oops...I meant xoxo to Kat.
Jov - fuck the shower! actually, i'm fucking going to have to go pretty soon, too. Going to hang in there a few more fucking minutes.
lolol Ellie...I fucking liked 'soso'
Okay, Robkats if I don't go they are going to fucking chew me out some more.
I luv ya girls.
Nite.
I know this sound fucking stupid on my part, but the fucking unicorns have only come up since I've been away.. is it the unicorns in Rob's hair we're fucking talking about, here??? Please fucking enlighten me.
Rose - fucking glad you like it. I fucking love his hands, LOVE them. Just one of many fucking things I love. but, felt they deserved a special flair.
Night Jovie:)
Nite Jov
Okay Trix.
Have a good nite, luv. I fucking luv ya.
I'll miss ya all, Wish you were going out with me.
Trixie~ The fucking flair is PERFECT. Great fucking picture.
Fucking nite-nite, Jov!
Sweet Rob dreams and cuddles to you! Olive juice!
Aw Jov - have fun tonight! So glad to see you! xoxo
Ellie - unicorns come from WA - Bella's code word for orgasms
Man, I gotta read that! am I the only fucking one who hasn't, here???
fucking dammit, i see it's 452, you know how i love to go to fucking 500.
I will have a fucking fantasy dream of rob in the shower I'll go put on fucking sex on fire, actually wonderful tonight by eric clapton fucking does it.
I picture Rob "feeling the booze a bit" outside of Apple and I fucking want to take him home and take care of him like "Wonderful Tonight" I think I'll go play that fucking vid and the wonderful tonight song at the same time again for the fucking 50th time and fucking make my friends mad.
That totally puts a whole new meaning into all that's been said tonight. Shit, now I have to go back and read the fucking comments again...or fucking not.
ellie - you fucking have to read WA!
Jov - have a fucking great time!
Just know that we fucking talked about unicorns...a lot.
I just might go back and reread WA.
Nite everyone, I'm off the the shower with my fucking red toe nails with flowers painted on them thinking of Rob and taking off his underwear and then stepping into the shower with me.
Rob if you ever read this stuff, be proud of yourself.
Ellie - and there is all kinds of WA flair just waiting for you, too!
I'll start sending you some once you read it!
Good evening loves! You ladies have been busy! What the fuck is going on?
fucking e-mail me dammit!
Hi Sabrina!
Dammit now you'r here when I fucking have to leave!
Fuck it!~
nite girls.
Sabrizzzzzz, how the fuck are ya???
Jov - i fucking luv u! and your red toenails with white flowers :)
Rose - if i weren't getting so tired, i would so fucking be reading WA again right now.
Hi and bye Jov! Why the fuck do you have to leave?!
Jovie, take your fucking shower, already!!!
Hi Sabrina!
Trixie~It's fucking crazy that WA has it's own fucking flair.
So Dark Edward is fucking hot, huh? No Mr.Nice Guy?
Hello, lovelies!
What the fuck is going on?
lol Sabrina,
also I watched sex type thing by stone temple pilots and close by nine inch nails vids last night, that vid was fuckin freaky. that fucking monkey fucking tied up fucking freaked me out.
I'm good Ellie! I went to lunch today with my friend Brian and then I went to the mall and Azteca with my friend Joleen and our friend Donovan met us there. The only bummer was that our friend Joel couldn't make it.
Jovie, take that fucking shower, fucking sweetie pie!
"you make me want to fuck an animal"
freaked me out also.
I know Ellie, they are going to fucking chew me out royally!
Nite!
Fuck, Lynn, how are you??
Sabrina, sounds like a good day!
Hi Lynn:)
Ellie~ dark Edward still has his fucking soft protective side. At least when it comes to 'my girl'.
LOL Jov! I don't know if I've ever really watched the vid for "Closer." I just listen to the song while I'm playing card games on my laptop or I'm blogging.
Ellie - dark edward is dark but still sweet on the inside - you'll fucking like him
I fucking already do! :)
She'll fucking love him.
I do.
Jov---I love Closer! Trent Reznor is fucking sexy as hell.
Hey Sabrina & Lynn!
Okay, that's fucking it. Times up for me!
Fucking love you all!
Sweet rob dreams :)
Yeah, it was a pretty fucking awesome day Ellie. I really wish my friend Joel could have made it because he was the person I wanted to see the most, but it's okay because I talked to him for a fucking hour last night. That's why I randomly disappeared last night.
Is there any explanation as to why they're all human in the story? Or is it just a different version to Twilight?
Oh,I'm sorry, I meant fucking Twilight.
Night, Trixie!
Goodnight and sweet fucking dark Edward dreams Trixie!
I can't leave at all, I miss so much!
So how do I get into the facebook Rob love stuff??? My hubby doesn't have an account so I can have something secret that he doesn't know about!
Fanfuckingtastic! I get here and everyone leaves!
Good night, Trixie!
Good night, Trixie...you made me fucking laugh tonight!
Olive juice, girl!
Have you fucking read WA Ellie? (That sounded mean but wasn't supposed to).
It's still fucking early by you, Lynn!
Ellie---no explaination! Just raw fucking sweet, human Edward!
Sabrina, only two fucking chapters, and I was breezing through it because I was in a hurry. I really must give Dark Edward my fucking time. S-L-O-W fucking time! and then speed it up...lol
human...damaged Edward.
LOL@Rose! I fucking love it, everyone sounds so fucking angry!
LOL my computer overheated. Wonder what caused that?????
Good night to whomever left while I was gone. Hello Sabrina and Lynn.
WA wouldn't make any fucking sense if Edward was a vampire. The only real similarities are character names/ physical descriptions and the fact that they live in Forks.
Melissa, you have to hook up as friends to one of us. But I'm keeping my general anonymity, here...
Well, I think that even vampah Edward was kind of damaged!
It is fucking funny how fucking pissed off you sound when you put fucking in front of everything. lol
Sabrina, fucking works for me!
Hi AJ!
Yes Ellie, give dark Edward a chance! It's so fucking worth it! The first few chapters are kinda dull, but it gets way better as the story goes on. I fucking love that shit and can't wait until the next chapter is posted.
hahaha, that sounded fucking funny!
Well...fuck a duck...y'all have been fucking busy!!!
Yea, it's kind of Twilight kids meets Dawson's Creek....housewives' spanktravision!
Hey Jules! How the fuck are ya?
Jules! You came back! I missed you!
(I was almost going to call you...)
Yeah....not yea....edit!
W fucking B Jules!
I don't want to fuck a duck...and you can't fucking make me...
LOL@Ellie!
ROFLMAO Ellie!
Hey y'all it was a serious visit to Fucktown here for a while...Man...I'm so pissed!
Why the fuck are you pissed, Jules?
What the fuck happened, Jules?
What happened, lovey?
My ex just got served his contempt of court papers and the subpeona (sic) to appear... He got all fucking wasted and decided to confront me.....
Did someone make YOU fuck a duck?
(sorry, you were being serious...)
IRL, how often does everyone say fuck? I am bad, I say it more then shit.
Oh Jules :(
Scenes from a bad, abusive marriage relived!
Oh, I'm sorry, Jules. That's awful.
Big Rob kisses to you, Jules.
RUT RO (sounding like Scooby)! WTF, happened?
Not as bad as it was for my kids and my mum and dad.
Me...I got used to it....
Oh I'm sorry Jules!
And little Robbie, too.
It was nothing I couldn't handle...the minute I called 911 he split...he knew it would cause shit...
Still the emotional fallout with all involved...fucking sucks....
[[[[[[[[[HUGS]]]]]]]]
Yes, it sucks big time.
So sorry, Jules...
Big fucking hugs and kisses to you Jules!
But, you know, Jules, you've risen above all that now. xoxo
Thanks all...but right now...I need mindless fun distraction...Make me laugh, make me horny baby! Make me do the fucking hokey pokey....fuck! Just make me smile like I know y'all can!
And I wish I was there to give you a big hug in person.
S'cuse me while I go check out my vids i made last night...must refocus....!
Fucking unicorns dancing in your backyard, would that do it????
Bakyard, not backside. You know I meant that, right??
Jules----you are a gorgeus and highly intelligent woman....you got the hell out and it has made you who you are!
Damn straight, Lynn!
Hugs and kisses to you Jules - I am sorry that had to happen to you and your family.
I had to rush off and do some work and now I have to say goodnight.
It's New Years Eve and I'm getting ready to go out.
Olive Juice to you all....
Ah Jules. I am so sorry. Bless you for being the strong woman that you are.
G'nite Kaye. I finally figured out who you are on email too! Too funny. XXXOOO Be safe.
Kaye, have a fucking good time! Happy Fucking New Year, baby!
Olive Juice to you!
Fuck yeah, Ellie!
I fucking hate my keyboard!!
Ok, funny story. I was with my friend Joleen in Victoria's Secret this afternoon and we were waiting in line to pay. She was getting this leopard print bra and a sweatshirt and there was this girl who was about 12 in line in front of us. So we were just talking about the stuff she was buying and I said something like "yeah, you can just wear that underneath and be all like" and then I fucking purred! And the girl in front of us couldn't see the bra Joleen was holding and she looked fucking scared!
Kaye---Happy New Year and good night!
Good Fucking Night, Kaye! Have a great New Years!
My keyboard is better than my daughter's laptop that I'd used the past two nights! That thing fucking sucks!
Happy fucking New Year Kaye! Muahh!
thats fucking hilarious, Sabrina!
Sabrina--Too funny! Was it in your best RobKAT imitation??
Sabrina---quit fucking corrupting the urban youth!
Well, I'm feeling Rob-blessed right now! YUM! Kinda reminds me of the more fantastically beautiful things in life...just like my wonderful friends!
Thanks y'all! It was a little stressing, more so for the kids, but I believe in Karma and that asshole is gonna get nailed to the wall.....
LOL Sabrina. I purr everytime I hear Rob's voice. It's the cougar coming out in me.
Now if Rob would only "nail" me against a wall....all would be good!
Can anyone arrange that please?
Amen, sista! (haha, sounds funny coming from me!)
I'll google him and see if I can arrainge it, Jules!
Yeah, pretty much Ellie! The girl looked shocked and then she kept trying to see what Joleen was holding. And we were laughing so fucking hard. And then at dinner Joleen made me try to explain to our friend Donovan what happened and we were both fucking dying because we were laughing so hard!
Nail you against a wall with lots of unicorns galloping around you both!
LOL Lynn!
If I could arrange a fucking nailing...I would have to be first in fucking line.
I want Rob to use his tool box for the nailing...
*So waving my hands in front of my face to ward off the tears*
I love you gals! Thanks for the laughs, the smiles, the dirty down-low giggles, the swearing, the ogling, the flat out gut busting funny, the olive juice and the genuine!
Love all of you...seriously...thanks!
...with me.
Sabrina---I had a boyfriend in high school named Dovovan...great name!
Jules, I hope you know how fucking special you truly are.
You can take that to the fucking bank.
Ells----Rob's big hard tool!
Yeah, it's an awesome name Lynn!
You are so fucking welcome, darlin'! (how's my Texas accent?)
Rose...I'll fucking cash that fucking check and take all you fucking ladies out on the town to prowl for Rob and we'll buy him fucking drinks to get him fucking drunk when we fucking find him and then we'll....Fuck him!
Lynn, that's the fucking idea...He's a tool, he's a big, hard tool, he's the tool.
Sounds like a fucking plan, Jules.
LOL Ellie!
Ellie...don't remind me...my big tool is still out of town...
Had to replenish BOB!....
FLOL, Jules! the HOt Pocket Rocket???
LOL Jules! That reminds me of my flair with Rob saying "Orgy, where?"
AJ, Rob can tickle my ivories, too!
Now I'm thinking about a fucking megaphone.
And Jules..you got a fucking deal!
Better than the spin cycle on the washing machine.... Oh by the way...ever seen whiter whites?
Ellie - why yes - I believe he said he likes to 'play his own trumpet'. But I'd be willing to play it for him. I'm quite the musician.
Gee, what other instrument can Rob play for me???
Jules....my heart goes out to you! Unicorns visited and grazed in my home earlier!
AJ, that's right! I forgot about that one! LOL
Lymmm, you lusty girl, you!
LLLLusty Lymmmmmmmmm!
just sounds cool doesn't it?
Pretty sure he could play any 'wood'wind instrument or horn for that matter.
AJ, you're killing me, here! FLOL
Ells---the WA spanktravision was my inspiration for the evening...unicorns galore!
Lynn, yes, I forgot...geez, I'm forgetting a lot tonight. Must be all the fucking talk.
Jules babe where are you? Unicorns like to run in a pack and there are plenty to go around.
Well, I want to get this to 600 before I get the fuck off here.
600 is fucking good.
And am I number 600???
finished my shower and running off and wanted to say AJ don't forget he lets it "get it wet sometimes"
Jules, I'm with ya in spirit. Stay and laugh.
Fuck, yeaH!
Woo Fucking Hoo!
Nice job, Ellie!
Ellie---you are too much!
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