Wow! Thanks Kat! I'm liking what I've written so far...I've taken all four books with me to work during my down time to research...making sure what I write is accurate with SM's story regarding the Volturri.
When I bend over in front of him would he reach for my hips? Is he interested? Why does he stay single? Does he like being single? Sorry, I am drifting off here. Back to sex. I sound like a woman with her mind drifting during sex.
No really Jules... you put more "detail" in there than the WA chick... I likey that. They're just both such different styles of writing... both equally great in different ways. WA wouldn't be the same without the language...
Really, Aussie? I just know when guys jack off in the shower it usually involves a little water. I am a water person, obviously with the ocean and surfing and my bathtub, but Rob in water makes me so lustful.
Oh Kat the one I was reading earlier had all the Cullen boys in tight leather pants riding their motorcycles and then dancing in the game room half nakie! wow is not half the word to describe!
Jules - :) can't wait to start reading! Let's just say that my husband got a HUGE pay off when I read WA! I can't imagine what he's going to get when I read your stuff!
Jov - oh yeah, I got into ballroom BIG TIME. Was competing and everything. My husband thought I was nuts, but was supportive.
Jules and I could give you guys some mini erotica. It wouldn't be hard. Well someone of the male gender would be once they read what we would write.
I would always picture Rob first staring at himself in front of the mirror, because he can't quite wrap his brain around how appealing his face is. I could cream myself just over his jaw. But the women who wrote WA needed to give a man jacking off in the shower more than five sentences. I loved the clavicle, but spin that to know a body part of Rob alone we could get off on alone. For me his eyes. But surefire his jaw. His mouth. His smile
I haven't had time to read all of the Wide Awake stuff...by the fucking looks iof it, all you fucking ladies like the fucking stories. Am I fucking right???
Trixie... yeah my husband loves the fanfic too... actually ever since I started reading Twilight he's been wondering why I'm acting like a hormonal teenage mutherfucker... not that he's complaining :-) Nor am I!!!
Jov - okay, you've got me going a bit over here. jawline - oh, yeah! and, the hands/fingers - PLEASE! I had to make a flair just of his hands because, well, I don't have to tell you!
Rob looking into a mirror gripping the bathroom counter and I'm visualing his forearms and fingers. A gorgeous man jacking off in a shower, Rob sliding his underwear off his legs but no really one of us there sliding his underwear off his hips, I am in my bed sliding his underwear off his hips and finish getting it off down his legs with my big toe of my right foot. Right now it's painted red with a white flower, hope he likes that.
“Hit us up some tunes Jasper,” Emmett said, pouring us a few drinks to lighten the mood a bit. Also, if we wanted to have the upper hand over these ladies, our powers definitely needed to be enhanced.
I found the perfect song and hit play, Eminem’s, ‘Shake that Ass’ vibrated off the Bose system that adorned the walls in the game room.
“Hell yeah, this is my jam! There she goes, shakin’ that ass on tha flo…” Emmett was singing and sliding around the wooden floor and nodding his head to the beat; drink in hand.
This song always got us in the mood for a real good time, so I joined in the dancing. I raised my arms up in the air and swayed them back in forth with the beat.
To my surprise, Edward stood up and started dancing; swinging his hand back forth like he was slapping some imaginary ass.
‘Shake that ass for me, Shake that ass for me Come on girl, shake that ass for me’
“Hello Guardians.” Gianna’s voice called out, “Sorry to interrupt that little display of…” she began to fan herself.
“See somethin’ you like?” Emmett smirked, then tipped the rest of his Jack back, taking a seat on the leather sofa.
“Have mercy, you boys can move,” she reached over to grab a bottle of water, chugging it empty. She wiped her lips and breathily said, “Aro wishes to speak with you, oh and I wish could be there to help you practice your moves.”
“Us too, baby.” Emmett nodded and adjusted himself.
I'm here. Just sending Trixie the E & B love along with "The Opera" to Jovie...since my little cheese won't share her erotica with me....Hmmmmm, what's up with that?
Macaroni, I finally got around to adding blogs I follow. I will send some erotica your way I promise. I'm like Rob I take time to do things. Like he said women scream at him in relationships. God, I wonder what the hell he has done to piss so many women off in the past. I can just see them getting frustrated as hell with him.
I know Trix, everyone is trying to talk me into FB, but it's another tech I have to check. I addicted to Rob and Jules fan fic and AJ's blog already. I love you Rob!
Oh Ellie, did you say that felt fucking good. That's my fucking biggest fantasy of Rob, when we get done and he says, ' THAT FELT FUCKING GOOD." Okay not my biggest fantasy but it's pretty up there. My biggest fantasy is he's insanely in love with me.
HEy ladies! Just wanted to thank you for telling all about Wide Awake. I lost an entire nights sleep becasue if it. LOL! It was the best night of non sleep I've ever had though! Couldn't tell my hubby why though, he already thinks I'm nuts with all the shit I post on my Blog!
I think I am fucking jealous. You actually got close enough to that fucking hair? And you are fucking alive to talk about it? And you fucking took a picture of it??? Please...I need to see his fucking hair in HQ...
I know, I know... I forgot to leave the wedding ring at home! But at least I didn't get locked up and can now share the love with you all... or something fucking like that...
why can't we be like fucking men and panic over only having sex with one guy the rest of our lives? sex with Rob the rest of our lives...hmmm....would we fucking get tired of that? Would we?
Ramdon question for those that are married. Does your husband know about your ROBession and if so has he asked if you were thinking about him during sex???
Yes, my husband knows. But no, he hasn't asked if I think of him while we are doing the deed... he's very confused about the skinny pale British kid thing...
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Jov - i forgot about your strip pole! hahahaha!
I'm loving how wide awake has opened up the "dark" side in here!
Oh Jovie, there would be lots of bending over...
Oh, my fucking whatever, what's with us tonight??? I love it! Oh, and fuck.
Ahh shit I'm only here for a few minutes and I just got caught. Gotta go.
Luv ya!
lololol...just adding FUCK to everything. You gotta fucking love it.
Oh my! ladies, Ya'll are purely corrupting my sweet genteel southern mind!!!
Trixie... funny thing is WA isn't nearly as naughty as Jules' stuff. But throw in a few "fucks" and it's all hot and steamy...
DANA...Say it ain't so! Come back to the dark side!
Dana, I hear ya. I used to help people get off nicotine and now I have the worst addiction I can think of.
Mona... yes, right...
Bwaahahahahahahaha!!!!!
Dana... baby don't leave me, don;t leave me tonight....
Dana, get the fuck back here!!!And Mona, you can't fool us...your southern genteelness is all fucked up!
I wonder if Rob is ticklish?
If I slap his non-existent ass a little will any of you mind?
Wow! Thanks Kat! I'm liking what I've written so far...I've taken all four books with me to work during my down time to research...making sure what I write is accurate with SM's story regarding the Volturri.
Jules - when are you going to post your fanfic already? I gotta read some!
Jov - this is the WORST addiction I have EVER had. Worse than my ballroom dancing addiction - and that got pretty bad for awhile.
When I bend over in front of him would he reach for my hips?
Is he interested?
Why does he stay single? Does he like being single?
Sorry, I am drifting off here.
Back to sex.
I sound like a woman with her mind drifting during sex.
yes Kat, just sit back and watch the show as he is in the middle of us all and thoroughly enjoys making us blush with things he performs!
No really Jules... you put more "detail" in there than the WA chick... I likey that. They're just both such different styles of writing... both equally great in different ways. WA wouldn't be the same without the language...
Jov, peach, I want to paint the ceiling peach... lol
Jov - you and I wonder the same things...
Trixie...got your email doll...I'll send you some now!
Girl....I'm gonna fill your inbox...(so said Rob!)...LOL!
AJ, LMAO!
No I wouldn't mind and you're mine and I would still be okay with it. LOL
Jovie, your description - yesterday- of how Dark Edward would relieve himself got me fucking HOT HOT HOT!!!
You girls make me feel so fucking normal...about my fucked up obsession.
And what...my non swearing lasted what...60 seconds?
Fucking A.
Speaking of your writing... when can we expect another ROB fanfic... I'm kinda desperate over here :-)
You had a ballroom addiction, Love?
Now that is a good addition.
No wonder you have a gorgeous body.
Ellie - LMAO!!!! It took me a minute to figure out your "paint the ceiling peach" comment! Priceless! Ahhhhaaaaa!
Aussie... yeah Jovie's shower scene got me a little hot and bothered too...
FUCKING desperate, if you ask me...
I know I am.
Really, Aussie?
I just know when guys jack off in the shower it usually involves a little water.
I am a water person, obviously with the ocean and surfing and my bathtub, but Rob in water makes me so lustful.
I know I am, too...
Trixie, who's balls are in the room with you??
Oh Kat the one I was reading earlier had all the Cullen boys in tight leather pants riding their motorcycles and then dancing in the game room half nakie! wow is not half the word to describe!
Jov--the image of him gripping the vanity *faints*
Mona... do tell, which one is this?
I missed that description Jov, I think I need a refresher course
Jules - :) can't wait to start reading! Let's just say that my husband got a HUGE pay off when I read WA! I can't imagine what he's going to get when I read your stuff!
Jov - oh yeah, I got into ballroom BIG TIME. Was competing and everything. My husband thought I was nuts, but was supportive.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4503491/1/Shadow_Guardians
Jules and I could give you guys some mini erotica.
It wouldn't be hard.
Well someone of the male gender would be once they read what we would write.
I would always picture Rob first staring at himself in front of the mirror, because he can't quite wrap his brain around how appealing his face is.
I could cream myself just over his jaw.
But the women who wrote WA needed to give a man jacking off in the shower more than five sentences.
I loved the clavicle, but spin that to know a body part of Rob alone we could get off on alone.
For me his eyes.
But surefire his jaw.
His mouth. His smile
I haven't had time to read all of the Wide Awake stuff...by the fucking looks iof it, all you fucking ladies like the fucking stories. Am I fucking right???
Trixie... yeah my husband loves the fanfic too... actually ever since I started reading Twilight he's been wondering why I'm acting like a hormonal teenage mutherfucker... not that he's complaining :-) Nor am I!!!
I'm not even down to his fingers, omg, those fingers what I want to do with his fingers.
Especially in my bathtub fantasizes.
Ellie - right now my room is "balls free". Unless you want to count the ornaments on the tree. LOL
I fucking loved it. I'm fucking addicted to it. I can't fucking wait to read more.
Oh def. the eyes Jov.. I'm an eye person!
Ellie baby you need to catch up on your reading!!!
I'll send ya extra unicorns.. lol
I love Rob's eyes (the lazy one makes me FUCKING crazy).
I love his neck.
I love his arms.
I love his hands.
Excuse me I have to go change my knickers!
Jov - okay, you've got me going a bit over here. jawline - oh, yeah! and, the hands/fingers - PLEASE! I had to make a flair just of his hands because, well, I don't have to tell you!
Unicorns are handy! hahaha
Jules, where did you disappear to?
Rob looking into a mirror gripping the bathroom counter and I'm visualing his forearms and fingers.
A gorgeous man jacking off in a shower, Rob sliding his underwear off his legs but no really one of us there sliding his underwear off his hips, I am in my bed sliding his underwear off his hips and finish getting it off down his legs with my big toe of my right foot.
Right now it's painted red with a white flower, hope he likes that.
Trixie, you have a fucking hand fucking flair???
Ellie - get on the fucking ball and read fucking WA already!
That's fucking bullshit. You need to read fucking Wide Awake.
Jov - KILLING ME!
Ellie - yes I have a hand flair - didn't i send it to you? Will do that now...
Tomorrow morning, when you're at work, Trixie,and everyone else is still sleeping...right now is not the time!
Ellie, read it, read it out loud to your husband. Fucking NOW.
Rose you are fucking cracking me up tonight!
Oh, the hand flair... I think I changed my knickers after that flair...
LMAO!
Where the hell is AJ?
So,(fuck) will (fuck) I (fuck) love (fuck) reading (fuck) Wide fucking Awake???
WTF, huh?
And Jules... where is Jules?
try this on for some fan fic...
“Hit us up some tunes Jasper,” Emmett said, pouring us a few drinks to lighten the mood a bit. Also, if we wanted to have the upper hand over these ladies, our powers definitely needed to be enhanced.
I found the perfect song and hit play, Eminem’s, ‘Shake that Ass’ vibrated off the Bose system that adorned the walls in the game room.
“Hell yeah, this is my jam! There she goes, shakin’ that ass on tha flo…” Emmett was singing and sliding around the wooden floor and nodding his head to the beat; drink in hand.
This song always got us in the mood for a real good time, so I joined in the dancing. I raised my arms up in the air and swayed them back in forth with the beat.
To my surprise, Edward stood up and started dancing; swinging his hand back forth like he was slapping some imaginary ass.
‘Shake that ass for me,
Shake that ass for me
Come on girl, shake that ass for me’
“Hello Guardians.” Gianna’s voice called out, “Sorry to interrupt that little display of…” she began to fan herself.
“See somethin’ you like?” Emmett smirked, then tipped the rest of his Jack back, taking a seat on the leather sofa.
“Have mercy, you boys can move,” she reached over to grab a bottle of water, chugging it empty. She wiped her lips and breathily said, “Aro wishes to speak with you, oh and I wish could be there to help you practice your moves.”
“Us too, baby.” Emmett nodded and adjusted himself.
Ellie... bullshit... you'll like it fucking more than that.
I don't think I ever got any fucking hand flair...am I off the fucking list?
Sorry I read my comments and left out a few words my brain was working faster than my fingers.
Did Jules go to type some fanfic?
What happened to our sex game?
FUCK, Rose, I know.
I'm here. Just sending Trixie the E & B love along with "The Opera" to Jovie...since my little cheese won't share her erotica with me....Hmmmmm, what's up with that?
Jov - I have the giggles and I can't type.
Aw, fuck ...I fucking know I should fucking read it...I fucking read two of the fucking chapter. Fuck.
MONA, I FUCKING LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ellie - you don't want hand flair right now???
lol thats from the one I was telling ya'll about
Jules, can I just say your E&B is fucking awesome? You are a true fucking genius.
"Jov - I have the giggles and I can't type."
AJ, you forgot to say fuck. You lose Fucking Simon Says...
Jewels is our Queen of fanfic!!!! She makes us hot and bothered, then satisfies us with Robness.
Macaroni, I finally got around to adding blogs I follow.
I will send some erotica your way I promise.
I'm like Rob I take time to do things.
Like he said women scream at him in relationships.
God, I wonder what the hell he has done to piss so many women off in the past.
I can just see them getting frustrated as hell with him.
Trixie, I want Rob's fucking hand flair fucking right now, damn, I mean fuck it.
Ellie - you don't fucking want the fucking hand flair until fucking tomorrow???
I kneel in front of you Jewels and with true admiration I say...
"Fuck you good and proper!"
I am laughing my fucking ass off. This is fucking hilarious.
I want to know how the fuck can he piss so many women off?
Ellie - fucking hand flair fucking headed your way in a fucking minute...
Jules--when I heard you were publishing your fanfic I felt like a proud mother.
By the way you can all call me Kaye - now that I've been outted I don't fucking care anymore.
Trixie, thanks for fucking thinking of me!! fuckingxoxo
Both my parents are dead, Mrs. P, if Rob was my husband we wouldn't have to share between sets of parents.
Ah shit I forgot to say fuck.
How the fucking hell are ya Kaye?
Trixie, I expect to see some fucking hand flair, too.
I love his fucking hands.
Kaye.... KAYE, KAYE... KAYE.
I'm fucking great thank Jov...and you?
I'm sending the three thumb flair...
Aw Jov - sorry to hear that.
Aw, fuck, AJ, go to the fucking head of the fucking class!
I DON'T FUCKING HAVE FACEBOOK, FUCKING DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ok...Kaye...been calling you that now for a while..:)
Guess I'm the bitch who fucking called your ass out....
Ladies...y'all are making me blush...
YEAH RIGHT!.......
I have to run for just a bit.. back laters all you lovelies!!!
Behave while I'm gone or at least save the transcript for me dammit!
Fuckinghaha, Kaye's been fucking outed.
Fuck Rose, I thought I fucking sent it you. Hold the fuck on - be right fucking back...
Jovie...did you get "The opera"? That was my last one...working on the new one called "Utter Darkness".....
It's okay Trixie.
I'm fine. DAD died day before his 51 b day of heart attack.
He smoke and drank heavily.
Sorry ladies, sorry. Carry on.
Jovie I'm normally cautious about my privacy too. That's why I love FB because you can add who you want it's much more private than here.
Jules...fucking blushing...fucking love it! mmuuaahh!
Mona, see you later!!xoxo
I'm in fucking denial. And its fucking bullshit.
Jovie.... there is only one way to slove that problem... get a FUCKING FACEBOOK.
Why does someone fucking have to always spoil the sex games we have.
JOVIE, YOU FUCKING IDIOT, FIFTY LASHES WITH A FUCKING WET NOODLE!
Jov, get the damn FB, damn it...I mean fuck, sorry.
Jules--family outted me. Some people still call me aussie on here.
Jovie - fucking get a facebook account RIGHT FUCKING NOW! I fucking need you to be on FB!
Well, I'm fucking out on FB...my family and friends who are there, have to fucking see my Robsession.
I fucking post about it fucking nonstop.
Wet noodles... what?
I thought we were doing sexy fucking things to our Rob, because he deserved some fucking good sex.
It's my little fucking secret, here...fucking kind of...
Rose--you fucking go girl!!
lolol AJ...you are fucking killing me!
A real noodle, not the kind you dirty minds are thinking.
FUCK IT.
lMFAO
... ooops, fucking daydreaming again!
Jov - we got off the fucking subject a bit with fucking FB and hand flair...
KAT AND AJ, I just had to pick myself up off the floor from laughing, I'm getting back in my fucking computer chair, do you fucking see me?
AJ, why fucking yes I did...fuck head. There, I fucking said it again, and it felt fucking good, if you fucking ask me...so fucking ask me, already!
and I still can't take my fucking eyes off of Kat's fucking avatar.
Fucking bullshit.
I know Trix, everyone is trying to talk me into FB, but it's another tech I have to check. I addicted to Rob and Jules fan fic and AJ's blog already.
I love you Rob!
Fuck, Rose, you say bullshit a lot. Fucking a lot.
FUCK IT TO ADDICTIONS!!!!!!!
FUCK ADDICTIONS!!!!!!!
Wow, the fucks are flying tonight. And I don't give a flying fuc...
*fuck
I'm just as much addicted to you fucking awesome ladies as I am to Rob.
I need some fucking shiny curls. And some fucking cookies.
Jov - I fucking resisted fb, too. But fucking HAD to do it! Now I'm fucking addicted to fucking flair, too! But, it's fucking fun to make and share!
Oh, so fucking good, AJ.
Trixie, you made a fucking rhyme!!
Rose... do you have the real picture. Will it expode too many panties if I sent it to you?
When you fucking ladies know how to use the word "fuck" in it's correct fucking usage...then I'll fucking acknowlege your fucking posts!
Oh Ellie, did you say that felt fucking good.
That's my fucking biggest fantasy of Rob, when we get done and he says,
' THAT FELT FUCKING GOOD."
Okay not my biggest fantasy but it's pretty up there.
My biggest fantasy is he's insanely in love with me.
Kaye... too right. These fucking ladies are the fucking dogs bollocks. Olive Juice... fucking olive juice...
Ellie - I did make a fucking rhyme - FLOL!
Only if you fucking help me up AJ!
Okay, Jules, I want Rob to FUCK my brains out...better?? xoxo
FB is fucking great. It can be as private as you fucking like.
Wait...Kat...the real fucking picture???
Olive Juice to you all...
HEy ladies!
Just wanted to thank you for telling all about Wide Awake. I lost an entire nights sleep becasue if it. LOL! It was the best night of non sleep I've ever had though! Couldn't tell my hubby why though, he already thinks I'm nuts with all the shit I post on my Blog!
I'd like Rob to fuck me all night... how's that Jules?
Jov - fucking kindred spirits once again...
I'm laughing my fucking head off.
I need a drink.
Melissa, how the fuck are ya'???
I fucking love olive juice almost as much as I love fucking unicorns.
Rose... my avatar is from a photo I took while in the Hotnesses presence... do you want the HQ version? Beg for it... fucking beg for it...
Wait...that didn't fucking come out right. Fucking bullshit.
I'm fucking awesome!
AJ--fucking call me Kaye
I'm fucking tired of scrolling!
Trix because of the in love?
I know we are both romantics...
That's where the sweet love comes in.
I would take such fucking sweet love to him.
Alright, Rose! Back to the bullshit...fucking love it, babe!
You fucking took that fucking picture? I am fucking begging you to send it to me!
ROSE, LMFHO!
Kat - I still don't know how you fucking held it together being that fucking close to him.
My family thinks I'm nuts...I'm laughing out loud every few seconds.
Rose you are FUCKING killing me!
Beg Rose... fucking beg...
That reminds me how the fucking hell did you see my fucking photo again? That fucking question didn't get answered.
Hey, Kat, how did you NOT fucking fuck him??
Trixie... I stand by my claim, if I'd met him AFTER I met you crazy fucking ladies... I would have been arrested.
you all know how fucking paranoid I am.
fucking shit paranoid self, shit damn, fuck
Jov - yes, because of the love.
I'm such a silly romantic. Silly, fucking silly.
Ellie... it was heading that way fast, then he noticed my weding ring and he's too damn nice... fuck.
Kathryn the more I think about it the more I don't understand how the FUCK you managed to stay so calm being so close to him.
Jules, we lost you again... :(
I think I am fucking jealous. You actually got close enough to that fucking hair? And you are fucking alive to talk about it? And you fucking took a picture of it???
Please...I need to see his fucking hair in HQ...
I would have sooo left my wedding ring at home.
Kat, your fucking "weding" ring? what the fuck is that??? FLOL
Kat - that's right. it was before you met us crazy fuckers. back when you were "normal".
kat, take your wedding ring off sweetie when you meet him.
is that sacrilidge?
Sorry Kaye. I fucking forgot.
What the fuck is marriage? Hell if I fucking know.
That must be it Kathryn - you fucking crazy ladies are making my Robsession worse!!!
fuck me and jules are the ones who are single.
who else is fucking single?
fuck marriage.
Okay, so I'm not the only one who would remove the fucking wedding ring if ever in his presence...
That's ok AJ just don't fucking ever do it again.
Not fucking me. Wait why is no one fucking me???
I'm fucking married...unless Rob is next to me...then I'm fucking single. Total bullshit.
I know, I know... I forgot to leave the wedding ring at home! But at least I didn't get locked up and can now share the love with you all... or something fucking like that...
My last comment was about not being single, not that I would keep my ring on. :)
why can't we be like fucking men and panic over only having sex with one guy the rest of our lives?
sex with Rob the rest of our lives...hmmm....would we fucking get tired of that?
Would we?
Ramdon question for those that are married. Does your husband know about your ROBession and if so has he asked if you were thinking about him during sex???
I'm still fucking waiting for the fucking picture of his fucking hair.
*whew*
Ellie - FLMAO. You are fucking making me cry over here!
Gotta go...I'm sorry...can't explain and will talk when I can...nightmare right now...
LMFAO, Kat!
Hi Melissa---my husband knows that I find Rob attractive - let's leave it at that!
Hugs Jules.
Oh, Jules, hope everything is okay...
WHERE THE FUCK IS JULES?
FUCKING DAMMIT JULES!
Check your e-mail Rose... you fucker.
Yes, my husband knows. But no, he hasn't asked if I think of him while we are doing the deed... he's very confused about the skinny pale British kid thing...
Melissa - my husband does NOT know about the Robsession. He still thinks it is just twilight
FUCK! WE MADE IT TO 400!
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