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"I don't feel like I am an actor. I want to create something, a character for a movie. And while I'm doing it, there are different experiences that slip into that character, because I change with every movie that I make. I care about the outcome of my work, the creative process, not so much about myself, because there are tons of people who pat you on the back and then they proceed to drop you. You have to be careful not to lose sight of who you are. That's why I love the British understatement. I'd rather understate my own effort (laughs)"

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Ellie said...

TomStu is on call to handle the necessary items: suspenders, beanies, golden zippers (oh, rob's personal tailor; I'm supposed to fix the damn thing, but I neglected to tell him I can't sew, so he's hanging around there, naked). ........

Kat said...

I would like to add a number 6 to my hump list please... can I?

Unknown said...

I can't play this game well. I have nothing unique to say. It's all been said before. You guys beat me to the punch. LOL!!!

Jewels64 said...

Oh Kathryn...yeah..Number 6!

DirtyD said...

Jules- yes take TomStu, so he doesn't feel left out.

Anonymous said...

Hi Brooke! If you read the IMDB board, you will know that Rob is hanging to the right at a 45 degree angle. FYI. His tight jeans have opened up a whole new world of Robsession.

Hi Jules! I can always tell when you've been here - women melting left and right from fanfic heat exhaustion.

hi and bye mona! He Ellie & everybody else.

Jewels64 said...

P.S. Kathryn...we'll keep you too!

Kat said...

A few of you added him and I got all tingly... Orlando Bloom... yes please. Falls in behind DB, but Orlando is allowed to speak.

Ellie said...

I TOLD you all he was facing to the right!!! lol

Sabrizzle said...

Well since he's going to be my husband, I think I get to be first in line for the naughty room. And as towel girl, I get to be the first one to touch him after he steps out of the shower or bath.

Unknown said...

I had to delete my last comment because it had all been stated before. Haha!

Ellie said...

Lindsey, don't worry about it...it's an acquired skill; you're doing just fine, baby!

DirtyD said...

Holy bejebus! Did you girls see the photoshopped pic of Rob on Perez Hilton. It's shameful, but funny. I'm crying right now.

Ellie said...

Kathryn, would you like us to give you a job to help Rob in his quest for personal hygiene???

Unknown said...

Thanks for the support, Ellie ;)I need that encouragement!

La Stella said...

Did I hear someone mention TomStu? bahahaahahah..

hi girls :) what are we talking about?

Kat said...

45 degree angle to the right huh? I'm sure Jules could work that into her fanfic???

DirtyD said...

http://perezhilton.com/2008-12-23-merry-xxxmas

Sabrizzle said...

Hi Stella! I've missed you!

Kat said...

Erm, Ellie, need you ask??? Sign me up sista... who's doing what?

Ellie said...

It's a 45 degree salute?????????

Hey, Stella, lovey!!!

Jewels64 said...

Lindsey, just say it! Say it out loud! We don't care if we heard it before! How many freaking times do we all watch Twilight, Bad Mother's Handbook, Haunted Airman, Goblet of Fire, every freaking YOU TUBE video of his holy hotness available...We love our Man! We apply, rinse and repeat often!

Ellie said...

I', the tailor, sabrina's towel girl. i forget who's the lotion girl. Jules, are you Rob's personal shampooer??

Unknown said...

Well all, I'm dozing as I'm typing...going to bed. Have a great night!

Kat said...

Hello Stella :-)

DirtyD said...

Ellie- Im the lotion girl, and I'm ready to slather.

Unknown said...

Jules, I truly love your wit and sense of humor! It's infectious :)

Jewels64 said...

This is so Stanley Kowalski right now:

"STELLA! STELLA!...."

Sabrizzle said...

Goodnight Lindsey!

Ellie said...

Hey, you ARE the shampooer!
funny word:shampooer...

La Stella said...

Sabrina, I have missed you too. I have been looking for more possible flair, but my since I just got internet access today, I'm behind on my search, lmao.

Ellie said...

That was for Jules.

Kat said...

Night Lindsey...

Jewels64 said...

'Nite Lindsey! We'll miss you!

Unknown said...

Goodnight, Sabrina! Have fun for me in the naughty room ;)

Sabrizzle said...

Oh I hope you find some soon, Stella! I love your flair, it's the best!

Ellie said...

Sweet Rob dreams, Lindsey...
Olive juice to you!!!

Jewels64 said...

LMFAO! How the hell did my comment and yours match up perfectly Ellie? I am rolling over here!

Sabrizzle said...

Don't worry Lindsey, I will! ;)

Kat said...

I'm expert at lathering up soap...

Ellie said...

What's a job left for Kathryn?

Unknown said...

I'll miss you guys too...I'll become better equipped in the "naughty" room and will be able to hang with you all soon ;)

Ellie said...

I'd say hairdresser or brusher, but...have you seen him lately?

La Stella said...

Ok, so the deal is.. someone washes Rob's hair, makes his clotehes and dries him?

Jewels64 said...

"It must be mousse!" Somebody has to mousse that man's hair!

Kat said...

Soap + me = lather...

I can keep the new do trimmed nicely too :-)

Ellie said...

Jules, I'm telling you, aour planets must be lines up...you can be pluto, the Mickey Mouse planet....hahahahaha!
just kidding, that's ME!

Jewels64 said...

I just want to lick the sweat off of him.... I want to be his personal sweat licker. There I said it!

Anonymous said...

LOL @ Jules about 3 comments back.

How the crap do you people type so fast? I'm on a sugar high and I still can't keep up to you.

*raises hand* Can I fluff the happy trail?

Kat said...

Only problem is whatever job we all have we're going to take advantage of the f**k buddy privilages and the poor guy will never get ready to leave the house... oh, that's a good thing!

Anonymous said...

OK. I SOOOOO do not want to be URANUS! Had to throw that out there.

Ellie said...

Stella, that's correct. do you want to shave him? (that includes being his "personal groomer) :)

DirtyD said...

AJ- That's a good job. It will need a good fluffing after im done slicking it down with lotion and oil. Fulff away.

Jewels64 said...

Happy Trail fluffer! That's freaking funny....!!!!!

Sabrizzle said...

It won't be a problem, Kat. He rarely leaves his place anyway.

La Stella said...

Ellie, I was about to ask for that job. I would totally love it :D

Ellie said...

Stella, but then you'd be in competiton with AJ, the professional fluffer.

Jewels64 said...

huuuhhh...huuuhhhh! Cool! She said "Uranus".... (Trying to be Beavis and Butthead!)

Ellie said...

Okay, girls, don't fight over him...groom first, then fluff.

Jewels64 said...

Okay, if all of us were in Rob's apartment on the plastic covered furniture (oooooo! KINKY! Get out the Crisco!), that would be the wildest episode of "Big Love" ever!

Ellie said...

Criso!!! LMFAO, Jules!

DirtyD said...

Now Jules if you are breaking out the Criso, make sure it's buttered flavored baby.

Ellie said...

what the hell is Criso...I mean CRISCO, damn it!

Ellie said...

haha, Dana, you spelled it wrong like me!!!

Jewels64 said...

Slip and slide ladies...slip and slide!

Anonymous said...

Why yes I am fluffing a lot tonight. Oh, pardon me. Excuse me. Too many damn cookies!

Stella - you and I can work as a team sweetness. Let the fluffing begin!

Sabrizzle said...

Maybe the crisco is making everybody's fingers slippery, causing all of the typos.

La Stella said...

Ellie, I'm good. I won't fight, not with AJ. She can have him after I'm done.

Ellie said...

What's that? slip of the tongue??

Jewels64 said...

Sabrina...I'm only typing with one hand...Have ya seen Rob lately?

Sabrizzle said...

ROFLMAO Jules!

Ellie said...

Jules, I was going to write a comeback for that one, but I'm speechless.

Ellie said...

Wait, did I say come?

DirtyD said...

Im a little typsy here, please excuse my typos!

Kat said...

Jules, as if we'd even come to mind if Rob was occupying your time!!!

Jewels64 said...

No...you said "come back"...that's a big 10-4 buddy!

Anonymous said...

What do we need Crisco for? He hasn't bathed or changed his clothes in 4 days? He's already greasy!

DirtyD said...

Wow Jules, we all bow down, we're not worthy.

Jewels64 said...

I would too! I'd be so happy none of you hot bitches were there!

Sabrizzle said...

Sorry Jules, you can't get rid of me that easily.

Jewels64 said...

AJ...don't make me take you over my knee! You know that is why we love him...We so wanna take care of him.

And if aqua frolics are involved, the more the better!

DirtyD said...

I'm with Sabrina. I'm in it for the long haul.

DirtyD said...

I may slap my husband. He just called Rob a "skinny british kid" but not in a nice way. Grrr...

Sabrizzle said...

I am marrying the guy after all. And neither one of us have any intentions of getting divorced.

Jewels64 said...

Oh...so you think I'm just gonna love him and leave him...WELL HELLS BELLS! Somebody has to inspire all that music of his...

He was the best...I must tell you....

Kat said...

Dana.... sounds like he's jealous much?

Ellie said...

Dana, tell him that he's jealous and that jealousy is the greatest form of flattery!! lol

Jewels64 said...

Rob...it's been a slice and all...but I have feelings for someone else... I know, it's hard to believe. Who is it? Don't ask. You won't be happy.... Alright! Alright.....It's...it's...TomStu!

What? You want to join us!? SWEET!

Anonymous said...

Dana - said skinny British kid causing a pheremone rush here. Hubby is better off in the dark.

Ellie said...

Wow, it's officially Christmas Eve day, here...

Kat said...

Jules... magic!

Jewels64 said...

Kathryn...why the hell are we still up? I have to be at work at 6 a.m.?

Jewels64 said...
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Ellie said...

Jules, your mention of TomStu just brought to mind TomFierce...lovely sight!

Kat said...

Hate to go, but I must. 4 hours sleep after 26 hours traveling, then a 15 hour day has done nothing for me. I've had a Robilicious time catching up with you all... olive juice muchly.

Off to re-read some opera lovely and wake the hubby ;-)

Good night all... Happy Xmas Eve (almost)

Ellie said...

Not me!!!!

Kat said...

Jules, my thoughts exactly... do I have to be up at 6am? No-one told me... grrrr...

Jewels64 said...

Rob is not skinny! Rob is just right...beer belly and all! Dana...get your husbands eyes checked now!

DirtyD said...

Jules you have to work on Christmas? Where do you work?

Jewels64 said...

Then again...as a woman...if he sees people as skinny...that could be a good thing!

Ellie said...

("Not me" was for the waking up early comment)

Kathryn, sweet sweaty Rob dreams to you. the opera story will be just the thing to bring those dreams on... olive juice!

DirtyD said...

Jules- I attribute his negativity to him being jealous. He goes "at least Brad Pitt was a decent looking man...."

Sabrizzle said...

Goodnight and naughty opera dreams Kathryn!

DirtyD said...

Nite Kathryn!

Jewels64 said...

'Nite Kathryn. Olive Juice to you my fair British lovely! Hit those high notes loud and proud tonight!

Havi won't hear 'em. She's exhausted!

Talk to ya tomorrow! {{{HUGS}}}

Jules

Jewels64 said...

Brad Pitt "was"..."was"...yeah...get his eyes checked now!

Ellie said...

Yes, I was thinking Brad Pitt was...and isn't anymore.

Ellie said...

Okay, what's the next topic of dicussion...

Ellie said...

*discussion...although dicussion is kind of interesting, too.

DirtyD said...

Is it hot in here, or is it just me?

Ellie said...

Okay, hearing crickets again...

Ellie said...

It's the strawberries, Dana...they'll do that every time!

Sabrizzle said...

Of course it's hot Dana! We've got all of these fine ladies and Mr. Sexy himself!

Ellie said...

did everyone check out Kathryn's giant zipper on her avatar? So cool.

Sabrizzle said...

Yeah I saw it Ellie! It's freakin' awesome. ZZZZIIIIPPPPP!!!!

Anonymous said...

Dana - take it from me. I'm going to blow my cover here but AJ = Angelina Jolie.

I'm a cougar on the prowl for Rob. Hoping he can father my next 6 children. Brad's hot and all but damn I like me some skinny Brit with no sense of style or hygiene!

Ellie said...

I thought maybe Dani or Goz (I don't know how to do these things, yet) could substitute TomStu's face for kathryn's...

DirtyD said...

AJ- I love Angelina Jolie. I even named my daughter Angelina!!! JK not after her, but I liked the name and I really do like her.

Sabrizzle said...

LMAO AJ!

Ellie said...

AJ, you're a riot! (pssst, can you get me in the next big Hollyweird premiere?)

Ellie said...

Or some third world country?

DirtyD said...

Jules where'd you go?

Jewels64 said...

Damn it darling..if you are "really" AJ...I'm so going bi for you...I wouldn't kick you out of bed in a New York Minute!

Ellie said...

Jules, you disappeared, again! :(

Jewels64 said...

Sorry Dana...revisiting my latest story...damn...that one wasn't bad...

DirtyD said...

Jules- I'm with ya on that. Just have Angelina scoot over and make some room for our boy Rob.

Ellie said...

Jules, leave it to you to bring us some real culture.

Jewels64 said...

OKAY...OKAY..I WAS GETTING NEW BATTERIES...SHIT...CAN'T A WOMAN HAVE A MOMENT TO HERSELF?

Ellie said...

again with the Hot Pocket rocket, Jules? hhhmmmm?

DirtyD said...

{{Throwing some AA battaries Jules' way}}

Jewels64 said...

Yeah but Ellie, where you're living its called "KUL-CHA"....LOL!

Ellie said...

or is it hhhuuuuummmmm?

Jewels64 said...

Spin cycle on the washing machine...ever seen whiter whites?

Anonymous said...

Ellie - why yes I can dammit! I'll send Brad right over with tickets for the Little A$$es Premiere. And I won't send any of the kids with him. You can have him all to yourself for a few hours whilst I obsess over Rob.

What's that nurse? It's time for my crazy pills?

Ellie said...

Can't believe you said that, I was going to write "culcha", but didn't think it looked right!

Jewels64 said...

Ellie:

"Hi Right side of my Brain...!"

Ellie said...

Hey, Angie, I'll pass...Brad just doesn't do it for me..however, Rob could do me...

DirtyD said...

DEJA VU on the whites comment Jules. How are your whites these days?

Jewels64 said...

Dammit Dana...who do you have to f**k to get a drink around here?....

Ellie said...

Jules, I'm left-handed, so I am in my right mind!!hahaha

Ellie said...

or yours.

DirtyD said...

Shit Jules, I'm all out of strawberries. No more margaritas for me.

Jewels64 said...

SPARKLING..JUST LIKE EDWARD'S LOVELY BOD!

Ellie said...

gee, does Edward need to wear underwear? He can't chafe.

Jewels64 said...

Ellie..so how do southpaws do it by themselves...just wondering 'cuz I would kill to be ambidexterous! LOL!

Ellie said...

Well, I never get tired...

Sabrizzle said...

I have a feeling Edward goes commando.

DirtyD said...

I'm having a Breaking Dawn flashback right now. Isle Esme, in the water. I can just picture the top part of his ass peeking out of the waves. Crackalicious.

Jewels64 said...

Holy Crap Dana...you just know we will all have Breaking Dawn fantasies when Rob hits the water in "Little Ashes"!

Ellie said...

ooo, dana, me likey lots!

Anonymous said...

MK my Edward pillow case and blanket are calling to me ladies! Good night! Olive juice all around!

Sabrizzle said...

Unfortunately I don't think we'll get to see even that much if they make BD into a movie, Dana. Damn tween Twilighters!

Ellie said...

Fake Angie, good night, sweets.
Olive juice to you! xoxo

Jewels64 said...

AJ...sending you lovely wet, delicious Rob dreams! You so deserve them...and then you have to come back here and describe them in loving detail!

Sabrizzle said...

Goodnight AJ!

Jewels64 said...

Rob just needs to keep doing indy pix! WE need, no demand the nakedness!

Ellie said...

sabrina, the movie's going tobe R-rated, I think...no little twiteens, just the "mature' (haha) ones like you, hopefully.

Jewels64 said...

The bathtub scene in Haunted Airman turns me on like you wouldn't believe....

Sabrizzle said...

It's a good thing for us that he isn't into making teen movies just to make money, Jules.

Ellie said...

Me too...and I keep thinking about rob in Little Asses doing himself...wowie.

Jewels64 said...

Nah...Summit won't let that happen....Plus...if they are gonna do all four...it needs to be back to back. Rob's isn't getting any younger and at 25...hard to play 17! Even more so when you smoke, drink beer...hang out with TomStu (who just has a picture of himself in the attic like Dorian Grey did!)

DirtyD said...

Jules- Thank God, im not the only one that admires that bathtub scene. His face when she is washing his bits....love it.

Sabrizzle said...

I hope they make BD an R-rated film but I'm worried that they will try to keep it PG-13 just to make more money. Don't worry, I'm mature enough for R-rated movies, and this blog for that matter.

Ellie said...

Wow. Dorian Gray. Freaky movie, but loved it.

Ellie said...

Sabrina, we know, babe...you're an old soul. A beautiful one.

Jewels64 said...

Rob is an intense old soul. His sense of humor slays me. I fully get the whole "scruffy,greasy" thing. He's just distancing who he is as compared to perfect Edward. The total 180!

I find him to be extremely funny, intelligent, sarcastic, dirty minded, and just an all out good guy! Never met him personally, hope to God some day I will!

Sabrizzle said...

Aww, thanks Ellie! Love ya babe!

Ellie said...

does anyone else get real close to the screen to check for bits in the bathtub scene??/

Sabrizzle said...

Haha, I'm guessing his wearing some swimming trunks in that scene Ellie.

Ellie said...

mmmuuuaaaahhhh, love you too!

Jewels64 said...

With a freaking microscope...not that he needs it after the 45 degree angle/dangle pix!

DirtyD said...

Im gonna go check of bits...right now....tee hee.

Ellie said...

Damn!!! (haha, yeah, I know...just checking who's awake, here...)

Ellie said...

"angle/dangle "
Jules, that has to fit in a nursery rhyme, somehow!

Jewels64 said...

Ellie..between you and Rob..I'm dying over here! Damn it woman you so make me laugh!

DirtyD said...

Sigh...no bits. The water is too hot and cloudy. How in the hell did he film that scene?

Ellie said...

I missed the 45 degree pics..I think I was too busy writing tand refreshing the screen .where are they?

Jewels64 said...

Aww...Ellie...damn it...now I have to compose again...

Sabrizzle said...

I missed the pics too. Donde estan?

Ellie said...

What'd I say???

Ellie said...

"Rob's wangle was at an angle..."

Ellie said...

"do you think it could dangle?"

DirtyD said...

angle wangle pics please!

Sabrizzle said...

ROFLMAO Ellie!

Ellie said...

Like Builder Bob says, "Yes we can!"

Jewels64 said...

Once there was a young man who let it dangle....

His c**k glittered so much it spangled!

He put it in...I smiled a big grin...

Oh thanks be to God for the Spangle!

Ellie said...

"We searched and we searched"

Ellie said...

Okay, I'm stuck , here...

DirtyD said...

Jules- you've done it again. My stomach hurts from laughing so hard without letting any sound out. Husband is sleeping...again.

Ellie said...

Oops, it's Bob the Builder, isn't it>

Ellie said...

JUles, are you sure it's not thanks be to god for the ANGLE??? lol

Sabrizzle said...

I'm glad you can let out your laughter Dana. My mom is sitting in the living room with me watching tv and each time I giggle she asks me what I'm laughing about. I just keep telling her it's too difficult to explain.

Jewels64 said...

Girl...I want the glitter!

DirtyD said...

Sabrina- no it's bad. I'm silently laughing and it hurts. I don't want to wake my house up.

Ellie said...

Yeah, you're right, Jules, I want that too.

Ellie said...

When you said glitter, I started singing the Going into the twilight song..."sparkle and shine..."

Jewels64 said...

Dana..I'm so sorry..see what martinis do to me? Rob should never ever buy me one...Not responsible for my actions after that....

Jewels64 said...

Lah...Lah...Lah...Lah...Lah...

"Tonight! We're going into Twilight!"

Sabrizzle said...

There's a new post and "Robsessed" was the winning term in the dictionary of Rob-related terminology! We should move up, this is beyond scrollicious.

Ellie said...

Does everyone else have the Twilight Movie Score?
I've been listening to it so much, it's kind of temporarily replacing the soundtrack.
I keep remembering thscenes where the orchestration plays...My favorites are numbers 1, 2, 7, and well, I guess I like a lot of them.
I forgot that Lizzie Pattinson sang vocals on the cafeteria music

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