Robert Pattinson could probably create an army of teenage girls and destroy us all


www.socialitelife.com is my favorite gossip site. They are witty and use judgment when posting stuff that is too personal and or damaging. Anyways, here is what they wrote about Rob today. Thanks to Angela for the tip :-) (EDIT: What I posted is from thesuperficial.com not socialitelife.com. I should stop smoking weed so early in the day :PP)

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart, stars of the movie Twilight, stopped by The Today Show this morning where they took questions from a maniacal gaggle of teenage girls. You could tell in the video (after the jump) Robert Pattinson was definitely broadsided by his new heartthrob status. I almost feel bad for the guy. If anyone knows what it's like to wake up every morning knowing the whole world wants to do you, It's me. Yet somehow I persevere - for the children.

NOTE: Insanity kicks in around the 7:00 mark. Kudos to Robert Pattinson for attempting to understand the crazy then quickly realizing these chicks wouldn't think twice about wearing his skin as a coat.

6 comments:

Ellie said...

Oh,in the name of all that's holy, that's one of the sweetest pics I've ever seen of Rob! Twinkle in the eyes!

Kate said...

Yeah it's a cute pic alright!;-)

~MindyMc said...

LMAO!!! "Wear his skin as a coat" comment made milk come outta my nose - snort!! That's SO TWITWIT!!!

Anonymous said...

Love the caption Goz! lol
He is smart, realizing that teenage girls can be very shallow and fickle. He can easily be replaced by the new flavor of the month in the mind of a teenage girl. If I was him I would be so dismayed by anything teenage. I know that is where the money is, but when I was 22 I was so ready to be so far away from anything labeled teenage. I'm so glad he did "Little Ashes" I think it will be his saving grace.
Change in subject~
Men are simple, there are ALWAYS three basic things that men want and if they have it, they are happy.
SEX, FOOD AND SLEEP. It's really that basic with men.
Women are much more complicated.
Men are visual. What they want in a woman usually is good looking, smart and funny.
Sorry for the rant, I know all of us women know these things but I just had to say it and get it off my chest.:}
Jov

Anonymous said...

P.S. love the over the shoulder photo. They are always my FAV photos of his and Goz, hope you have a great time with your doctor friend seeing the pic.
Jov

kristen said...

Thesuperficial.com is a HILARIOUS site. It's really one of the only gossip sites I check... mostly because the writer is ridiculously funny. His humor can be quite off color and very much NOT PC, but he sure says what he thinks and never edits himself... which can be either completely hysterical or completely insulting. Most of what he writes is 99% sarcastic, and you have to take what he says with a grain of salt.

Some of his earlier posts on Rob were not super complimentary, so I never posted a link, but if anyone is interested, here are all of the other Rob-related posts from that site:
http://thesuperficial.com/fastsearch?tag=robert+pattinson&blog_id=1

 
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