It included this line "The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb."
It also ended in "Women reading this will be finished now. Men who read this are probably still busy checking their thumbs." so take that "fact" with a pinch of salt...
Hi Ladies, Just trying to catch up here from last night! It's taken me nearly 20 mins to read through all your comments and at that I think I only skimmed through them. Things got abit out of hand last night in one of the threads, horses and all ;-)LOL And I saw about Kristen and the pipe :-0 I really like her but that is just plain stupid. I really hate drugs and if she throws a hissy and doesn't do NM I'll do it, I'll learn to act, Rob can teach me all he knows, which according to him is nothing!! LOL and they have enough of a budget to do some magic and make me look 18 again (mmm maybe they don't, how much are they getting again LOL) Welcome to the Lisa, Betz and Kimmy (I think I said hello to Kimmy before, but just in case). That's it I think I'm all caught up, Lovely pics!!
Kathryn-- I heard (and made one of my best friends prove it, by himself) that the length is the same as the tip of the thumb to the tip of the little finger, when both fingers are stretched. So yeah, good Rob.
Kate - you'll have to fight me off for the role! I'll donate my pay check for the hair dye, liposuction and botox they'd need to make me 18 again! :-) I do still get carded, so maybe there is hope after all?
OMG! The length of that thumb! Oooh, baby! (thanks, Kathryn, I forgot about that one, although that "fact" should have been etched into my brain...). Lordy, he's a lucky man. And we're even luckier~~ *wicked smile*
Yes, it WAS 3x...hahaha
Betsy, have a very wonderful Thanksgiving! And let's be thankful for Rob! :)
Kathryn-- I think it's happy manhood. Oh, wait.. I'm here stretching my fingers, and I think I got it wrong.. it's the thumb and the index. But it's the same length so, it doesn't matter. LOL.
OK... sorry, can't get off the naughty subject (dirty dirty mind) but the length between the tip of my thumb and the tip of my little finger (like Stella explained) is the same as the length of my thumb x3.
Oh God it worked that time that's awful he looked really pissed off. I think it's finaly starting to get to him! Thanks Besty and ya Kathryn I know you're right but when someone says you really don't want to see something why does it make you want to see it even more ??
I love all these length theories! (although, Kathryn, you've tested it and now I guess it's a scientific fact...alert the AMA!! lol). I don't know if I want to watch the clip. It breaks my heart to see Rob upset with these intrusions.
Okay, my dears, I'm off for awhile,. Going home, collecting my kid and friends and one mom and off into the Twilight. I'm so happy, happy (joy, joy...) *smiles widely, but only a hint of wickedness this time* Kisses to all, talk later...
Thanks Dani for letting us see Rob happy to have his picture taken. So nice. The other stuff is just plain bullshit. WTF. Those paps are just plain harassing him...yelling at him. Sickening. "I feel VERY protective of you" That's exactly how I feel about Robert.
It was awful the way they were yelling at him as if they had a right to !! I could be wrong but I really don't think it's that bad in England. I heard the first mention of "Twilight" on Irish radio today, they were talking about what Rob said about his teeth.....and that he had been causing a frenzy in the US and that it was expected to spread to Europe when the film premieres next week in London! I went into my local record shop today to see if the cd was in but he had never heard of it he wrote it down and said he'd see if he could get it for me! so fingers crossed!!!
Rob needs to pack his laptop in his white canvas bag along with whatever he needs for the flight home and leave tonight straight from Jay Leno. Just sleep on the plane and wake up in London with a few thousand miles between him and the paps. I haven't watched that video, nor do I have any desire to do so but I can imagine what it was like. It just makes me furious to see things like that.
I say if he's at an event, fine, take a million pictures. But when he's just living his life and trying to be normal, leave him the hell alone. He should be able to be appreciated and recognized for his crazy talent without all the harassment and stalking. As my father would say, I'm so upset I could just spit.
On a lighter note, I have thoroughly enjoyed the comments from last night and today. All this talk of turtlenecks, long thumbs, and TomStu has certainly made my day. You guys rock!
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Thanks Dani for sharing Smilin' Rob with us!
That third pic.. wow.. love his arms.
Thank you, lovely for brightening my rainy day! Rob looks yummy, exceptionally furry, and just having fun!
I hope that all the negative press blows over and Rob and Kstew can live in harmony.
Off to see Bolt or maybe Twilight!
Hey, Stella and Betsy, good afternoon!
Lovely pics of Rob--I'm looking forward to seeing him in motion on Jay's tonight. I'm hoping he'll be relaxed and his adorkable self. :)
OK, look at the length of his heavenly thumb on the third picture and think of Mona's "Human Body" e-mail from the other day.
Enough said...
And Lynn and Kathryn, too--how are you Robsters?!?
Which was the "Human Body" one??
I deleted stuff too soon and can't remember...
These pictures are lovely... it's nice to see happy smiley Rob instead of pissed of "get out of my face" Rob... Thanks Dani.
It included this line "The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb."
It also ended in "Women reading this will be finished now.
Men who read this are probably still busy checking their thumbs." so take that "fact" with a pinch of salt...
Kathryn----you are so naughty! Was it three times the length...the images are going to keep my mind going on Rob.
Good afternoon, lovlies!
OMG, ahem.....Rob...very long thumbs...ay, papi!!!
Going out with very happy thoughts!
Hey Ellie- trying to finish work before I leave early for the day to drive to the family for Thanksgiving.
Here is the reason Rob is so upset - this is what his life is becoming:
http://www.theinsider.com/news/1383239_HTV_RAW_Robert_Pattinson_Caught_on_Tape
Hi Ladies,
Just trying to catch up here from last night!
It's taken me nearly 20 mins to read through all your comments and at that I think I only skimmed through them.
Things got abit out of hand last night in one of the threads, horses and all ;-)LOL
And I saw about Kristen and the pipe :-0 I really like her but that is just plain stupid. I really hate drugs and if she throws a hissy and doesn't do NM I'll do it, I'll learn to act, Rob can teach me all he knows, which according to him is nothing!! LOL and they have enough of a budget to do some magic and make me look 18 again (mmm maybe they don't, how much are they getting again LOL)
Welcome to the Lisa, Betz and Kimmy (I think I said hello to Kimmy before, but just in case).
That's it I think I'm all caught up, Lovely pics!!
Kathryn-- I heard (and made one of my best friends prove it, by himself) that the length is the same as the tip of the thumb to the tip of the little finger, when both fingers are stretched.
So yeah, good Rob.
Kate - you'll have to fight me off for the role! I'll donate my pay check for the hair dye, liposuction and botox they'd need to make me 18 again! :-) I do still get carded, so maybe there is hope after all?
It won't play for me Betsy:-?
Stella - are we talking chilled out manhood or happy manhood? I'm presuming happy manhood... if not HOLY CROW as Bella would say!
*I'm sat here streching my fingers out and smiling and getting strange looks from my co-workers*
OMG! The length of that thumb! Oooh, baby! (thanks, Kathryn, I forgot about that one, although that "fact" should have been etched into my brain...). Lordy, he's a lucky man. And we're even luckier~~
*wicked smile*
Yes, it WAS 3x...hahaha
Betsy, have a very wonderful Thanksgiving! And let's be thankful for Rob! :)
Kate - trust me, you don't want it to play, it's intrusive and really sad to watch.
I'd like to have an adrenaline rush and kick some paparazzi arse!
Kathryn-- I think it's happy manhood.
Oh, wait.. I'm here stretching my fingers, and I think I got it wrong.. it's the thumb and the index. But it's the same length so, it doesn't matter. LOL.
OK... sorry, can't get off the naughty subject (dirty dirty mind) but the length between the tip of my thumb and the tip of my little finger (like Stella explained) is the same as the length of my thumb x3.
Oh lordy lordy... he has long thumbs............
*wicked smile number 2 over here*
Kate-
Go to this page and then go to the video section on the bottom right.
http://www.theinsider.com/celebrities/Robert_Pattinson
Kathryn-- I'm stil thinking about the same thing. LOL. It would also be the same length as where the arc in your foot starts to your toes.
Yeah, that's the kind of things you learn in med school lmao.
Thanks Ellie - you too!
Now I am going to be thinking about thumbs for my 3 hour drive this afternoon.
Oh God it worked that time that's awful he looked really pissed off. I think it's finaly starting to get to him!
Thanks Besty and ya Kathryn I know you're right but when someone says you really don't want to see something why does it make you want to see it even more ??
Oh God I've only seen about "The Thumb" now, I didn't read the comments on this thread !!!LOL
I love all these length theories! (although, Kathryn, you've tested it and now I guess it's a scientific fact...alert the AMA!! lol).
I don't know if I want to watch the clip. It breaks my heart to see Rob upset with these intrusions.
Okay, my dears, I'm off for awhile,. Going home, collecting my kid and friends and one mom and off into the Twilight. I'm so happy, happy (joy, joy...) *smiles widely, but only a hint of wickedness this time*
Kisses to all, talk later...
Hello wonderful Rob lovers.
Thanks Dani for letting us see Rob happy to have his picture taken. So nice.
The other stuff is just plain bullshit. WTF. Those paps are just plain harassing him...yelling at him. Sickening.
"I feel VERY protective of you"
That's exactly how I feel about Robert.
Stella's the one who tested the theory... but I may have to do some more "tests" this evening...
Ellie - enjoy the movie.
Kathryn-- I have not tested anything myself. I just bullied a friend into doing it. In my defense, he told me I could ask him any doubts I had LMAO.
I could not be more into this guy. He is killing me!!
It was awful the way they were yelling at him as if they had a right to !!
I could be wrong but I really don't think it's that bad in England.
I heard the first mention of "Twilight" on Irish radio today, they were talking about what Rob said about his teeth.....and that he had been causing a frenzy in the US and that it was expected to spread to Europe when the film premieres next week in London!
I went into my local record shop today to see if the cd was in but he had never heard of it he wrote it down and said he'd see if he could get it for me! so fingers crossed!!!
The boy needs to get his @$$ back to London ASAP!!!!! I really really hope he is leaving this weekend.
Those f%^&#$@ photographers yelling at him like that. Geez, they are all so insanely obnoxious it's awful.
On another note, I am looking forward to seeing him on Jay Leno tonight. Maybe Jay will tell him ways to avoid the paparazzi ;) Ahhhh one can dream...
Rob needs to pack his laptop in his white canvas bag along with whatever he needs for the flight home and leave tonight straight from Jay Leno. Just sleep on the plane and wake up in London with a few thousand miles between him and the paps. I haven't watched that video, nor do I have any desire to do so but I can imagine what it was like. It just makes me furious to see things like that.
I say if he's at an event, fine, take a million pictures. But when he's just living his life and trying to be normal, leave him the hell alone. He should be able to be appreciated and recognized for his crazy talent without all the harassment and stalking. As my father would say, I'm so upset I could just spit.
On a lighter note, I have thoroughly enjoyed the comments from last night and today. All this talk of turtlenecks, long thumbs, and TomStu has certainly made my day. You guys rock!
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