Cute caps from The Tyra Show today

One good thing came out of the show airing:
It's the infamous "You did a show about a stripper?" face.




*face palm* 'Team Robert' G-String underwear gifted by Tyra.
Look at his defense hand trying to thwart Tyra from
 touching his hair.
Always an 'adorkable' shot in the bunch.

WOW-epic thread this became last night...384 some comments, ladies were busy!

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bella's mom said...

lol sorry girls, my daughter just came in from work. She works at Nautica in the outlet mall. A men's wear store. She said today they sold over 12 thousand dollars worth. For this little hick town that's AMAZING!!

La Stella said...

Oooooh,, the vodka shirt when it was new. http://pics.livejournal.com/azulskies/pic/000q9ks6

Jewels64 said...

AJ! You made me laugh out loud! JOV! I'll send you a fan fic. I am also writing a book as well. You and I would have much to discuss!

Rob is so my muse!

Ellie said...

And the suspenders snapped ...We could use the laces from his Docs, he never uses them, anyway...

Kim said...

Let's play truth or dare with him

bella's mom said...

ooo Stella D nice pics!!

Jewels64 said...

Jov, you can find my e-mail address on my blog... send me yours and I'll send you mine!

OOOOhhhhhh that almost sounds really dirty! ;-)

Jewels64 said...

How about the game "I never!"

Ladies...any takers?

Anonymous said...

Ellie,lol
Jules we do need to talk.
and WTF we had to go to a new page???
lol

La Stella said...

Jules-- I miss your fan fic. I'm waiting for more. LOL.

Kim said...

sorry that was me

DirtyD said...

Did anyone see this? It's info about casting for New Moon. They are looking for a principal character and extras.

http://acting411.blogspot.com/2008/11/new-moon-auditions.html

Plus it lists the cast and the only one missing from the Cullens is the lady that plays Esme. And it lists Catherine as the director!

Wouldn't be great if someone from here got in as an extra?

Jewels64 said...

Estrellas! I've taken a new tack with my fan fic. This time the story is all about Rob!

Kim said...

ok, jules
and also to I never.

Jewels64 said...

Dana, I dream of showing up in Portland and having them say to me..."Would you like to play one of the teachers?"

I'd make Rob sit in a corner, write sentences, do all kinds of things to get outta detention!

Kim said...

thanks for the info Dana

Anonymous said...

*whispers* Oops, sorry Ellie. *hands Ellie more whip cream* I'll stall Mama P.

Ahem, yes Claire, won't you sit down. Oops, careful the floor is slippery.

Jewels64 said...

Okay ladies.... for all of those who have "never" done this. Just sit still.

For those who have...type in the word "yes".

"I have never had an unbelievable sexual fantasy about Rob"

YES!

Kim said...

you start, I'm catching my breath from my stripper pole

bella's mom said...

YESSSSSSSSS

Kim said...

AJ is making me laugh

Kim said...

yes!

Kim said...

I can't play if Clare is there.

Jewels64 said...

Claire for all intents and purposes has flown back to London to get things ready for her boy to return home for the London premiere.

Kim said...

Do,I have to get out of my jacuzzi tub with Rob to play I Never?

Jewels64 said...

Good God No! Ladies...anyone of you can throw out a question at anytime!

As long as it starts with "I never..."

Kim said...

okay, but I thought she spelled her name Clare and not Claire, I need to know this if I go any further.

Anonymous said...

Thanks for stopping by Claire. We'll send Rob out when he's finished ... er ... rehearsing. Nice to meet you.

YESS. Oh btw Dani is over on IMDB talking to a fake-Rob.

Kim said...

I Never knew anyone with such a sexy body as SOUL MAN

Jewels64 said...

OMG! AJ! I can just imagine how that convo is going! Tooo funny!

Kim said...

A fake Rob, WTF, traitor

Ellie said...

Fanatasy...YESSSSS!

La Stella said...

Yes.
And btw Jules.. it was always Rob in your previous fanfic. Edward Cullen my ass!

Jewels64 said...

YES!!!

I never wanted to suck on someone's bottom lip as much as I want Rob's!

DirtyD said...

Jewels- In your scene I see you wearing a pair of sexy specs looking down at Rob/Edward and telling him that if he wants that A+ he's gonna have to work for it.

And if you can't do the scene I will definately be your understudy!

bella's mom said...

girls, I'm gonna be gone for a bit, have to go help my daughter with something.. be back laters.. don't get too "bad" without me!!!!
I loves ya ladies!!!

Jewels64 said...

Dana...I will have you know that i am a consumate professional. Not in the smelly pirate hooker sense of the word.....

But thanks for getting my back!

Jewels64 said...

Bye Mona! You just know how much I luvs ya!

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Ellie said...

Bottom lip...YESSSS!
(this game is easy!lol)

Ellie said...

Later, Mona!! xoxoxo

Kim said...

what happened to my comment about his body?
And hope Dani calls the guy out

Jewels64 said...

I never want to remove Rob's beanie and run my fingers through his hair!

Ellie said...

I've got my teaching degree; I can teach him appropriate behaviors.
F that, I want the inappropriate ones!!! lol

Jewels64 said...

Jov...I dunno...but if we're talking body...you damn well better send it back out again!

Kim said...

I just read only Dani's comments, she didn't disappoint as usual.

Ellie said...

Beanie removal...YES!
Am I playing this game right?

I never want to get that yardstick out and explain to Rob the "thumbs theory"
YES!

Kim said...

I can't seem to get out of the tub with him

Anonymous said...

Wait I'm lost. Explain the game again pls Jules. The damn Buddha in my head was throwing star thingies at the inside of my eyes and I can't concentrate.

Jewels64 said...

No Jov...you are supposed to say "I never (ever) want to get out of the tub with a naked Rob Pattinson in it!"

Claire isn't here...she can't hear you!

Kim said...

Ellie, you could "teach" him a lot.
Also, it's not good to be too long, thought I'd put that out there in case any guys are reading this;)

Jewels64 said...

AJ...you say something you would never ever do (even though it is your deepest darkest desire and you would do unspeakable things to make it happen).

You just wait to see if anyone else feels "that way"!

Jewels64 said...

Usually while playing this game there is much alcohol involved!

Kim said...

Jules, lmao, I just can't do the things to him I want to with his mum in the proximity, well no, rethink that would be a little naughty...I guess I could get over it.;)

Jewels64 said...

Yeah Jov...I have to agree with you there. Death by impalement is not a pretty way to go....

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Ellie said...

Any takers on the "thumbs theory"
(testing it out on Rob)? Never??
I say yes!

DirtyD said...

YES YES YES

Ellie said...

But what a way to go!!!

Jewels64 said...

Ells...you already have a glimpse into my deviously warped mind...do you have to ask?

Anonymous said...

Jov - Claire aka Clare is long gone. FYI I tucked a note in her pocket that said, "have Rob call me or I'll kill myself by watching HSM3 over and over until I implode."

Kim said...

I never want to get out of my tub with naked Rob.
Sorry, I was reading Dani's comments, she's freaking hilarious and the fake Rob is doing a pretty good job

Ellie said...

I would never, ever check the zipper for needed repairs...

Ha! hell, yes!

Kim said...

lmao Jules

Kim said...

Let's try to get these comments up to 300 while Dani's doing here thing with fake Rob and really blow her mind!

Ellie said...

And Jules, I already know your answer to every single question that comes up...did I just say "comes up???" hahaha

Kim said...

Okay, good, Clare is getting ready for Rob at home, which I'm glad for because I want him to have a really nice homecoming and dammit Jules you and I have the imagination for this game, let's do it.

Ellie said...

Jov--Mum will be so happy that you've made her boy smell so good.

Ellie said...

Where is Dani chating??

Jewels64 said...

Jov..what has gotten into you tonight? This is the funniest I have ever seen (read) you! OMG! I am rolling on the floor over here! Damn girl, it took you a while to unleash that WICKED sense of humor!

I am so loving you right now!

Ellie said...

*chatting

Jewels64 said...

I have never wanted to see Rob naked in a shower.....

Kim said...

I NEVER ever want to see Rob falling off my stripper pole..

Ellie said...

Jules--I was thinking the same thing about Jov...

Jov, you're a hoot! Having that avatar's really brought you out, tonight! You go, girlie!!!

Jewels64 said...

I have never wanted to have Rob talk dirty to me....

Ellie said...

Jules--Yes...wetter is better.

Jov--Hell, yeah!

Kim said...

Thanks Jules and Ellie. And I haven't even had anything to drink tonight.
I like the shower Jules, oh how I want to see him when he comes out of the shower.

Kim said...

I have never ever wanted to see Rob's wet treasure trail!

Ellie said...

Jules, you dirty little girl...Yes!

I have never, ever wanted to kiss behind Rob's earlobe.

Jewels64 said...

I have never wanted to do Rob's laundry....

Ellie said...

Treasure trail...yes, x marks the spot!

Anonymous said...

Clean Rob Jules? Blasphemy! I can't take it. My fingers are itching for grease and dandruff.

Kim said...

lmao, I have never ever wanted to put on music and have Rob dance for me while he is slowly taking off his tie from Mexico

Jewels64 said...

I have never wanted to bitch slap Tyra Banks more in my life....

Ellie said...

Jules--Laundry...I had to think about that one for a millisecond...absolutely.

Kim said...

I have NEVER EVER wanted to kiss the mold under his right ear by his hairline

Kim said...

mold, lmao, I meant mole:}

Jewels64 said...

No...really...that last comment was a true statement....

It just kinda slipped out....

Ellie said...

Tieyes,

bitch slap Tyra? with both hands...

Kim said...

I have never ever wanted to see Rob's bum naked, but I do imagine it hairy

Kim said...

hope it's not..

Jewels64 said...

Yeah, Rob can cause uncontrolled typing. It's a one of the many side effects of being Robsessed!

Kim said...

I have never ever wanted to go to a concert with him and snog him during the break

Kim said...

I have never ever wanted to make out with him in a movie theater

Jewels64 said...

I don't care if it's got a little fuzz.

I have never wanted to bite Rob's peach of an ass....

Ellie said...

I think it is, and I wanna see it.(the bum)

Kim said...

I have never ever wanted to try to have a staring contest with him

Jewels64 said...

I have never wanted to hang out with Rob at a Van Morrison concert....

Ellie said...

I have never wanted to share a pepperoni and sausage hot pocket with Rob...

Kim said...

I have never ever wanted to have him read aloud to me

Kim said...

I have never ever, not once, thought about him singing to me

Jewels64 said...

I have never wanted to go out on the town with Rob and Tom Stu!

Ellie said...

I have never wanted to fall asleep in his arms...

Jewels64 said...

I have never wanted to be Bella during the epic kiss in Twilight...

Kim said...

I have never ever thought about having a conversation with Rob and hearing him say my favorite words that he says, girl, can't, shan't, specific, love, do I need to say more words?

Ellie said...

I have never, ever wanted Rob to explain the truth behind the Buddha story.

Ellie said...

Wow, the kiss, Jules..that's a good one...

Kim said...

I have never ever thought about our foreheads touching and then him smiling and kissing me, not ever

Jewels64 said...

See how easy this is. Can you imagine if we were drinking right now. We'd be toast!

I have never been a clearly obsessed fan of Robert Pattinson.

Kim said...

ditto to that

Ellie said...

I have never, ever wanted Rob to read his journals to me.

I have never wanted Rob to give me a massage...or me give him one.

I have never, ever wantedhim to write a love song about me.(*sighs)

Kim said...

I have never thought about asking him question like how did you get the scar on the bottom of you chin, or the scar by your eyebrow
or your first memory, etc.

Anonymous said...

I have never wanted to dress Rob up in a nurse's uniform and call "Get in here wench!" from a hospital bed.

Ellie said...

I have never enjoyed writing on and reading this blog!

Kim said...

Ellie, good, good ones...!

Kim said...

Guys could get some good lesson here about what women want

Jewels64 said...

Ladies, it is with much chagrin that I must leave our lovely chat. I have to be at work at 5 a.m. and it is now 11 p.m. here in Houston.

I need sleep. Black Friday kicked my ass. I thank you for the giggles, the love and just the outright comraderie!

Love Y'all so much! Nite Nite!
Jules.

Jov...drop me a line...we'll talk!

Ellie said...

AJ--WHAT???

Kim said...

I have never ever thought about walking on the beach with him and kissing him while the wind is blowing our hair

Kim said...

and then he gives me a piggy back

Kim said...

should we try for 400 comments?

Ellie said...

Good night, Jules, sweetheart.Sweet Robdreams to you; may they inspire part 5...
Love you lots, babe!

Kim said...

Nite Jules, it's been fun

Dani said...

Holy shit! Comments much? Lordy! I'm not able to get on my computer this evening to post anything on the blog but damn you guys are having a blast over here.

Carry on this epic 300 comment thread.

Kim said...

At least we left him bathes, massaged and whipped cream shaven

Anonymous said...

Night Jules. You are a hoot! Olive Juice.

Oops Ellie - did I say that out loud?

Kim said...

sorry bathed

Kim said...

Thanks Dani we are so proud. We were hoping you might shit a brick

Ellie said...

Hey, Dani, m'love...missed you here!

Kim said...

Dani how was fake Rob???

Ellie said...

Yes, AJ, I heard it as you typed it! lol
Dani--What's the record for threads? :)

Ellie said...

Yes, do tell!!!!

Kim said...

I only read yours, you didn't disappoint again Dani.
lmao

Anonymous said...

Dani - proper crassness being observed over here. We didn't have a fake Rob, but Mama P. stopped by for a visit.

Ellie said...

Sorry, I had trouble with my computer and had to reboot.Are we going for 350?? lol

Ellie said...

Nite, all!

babbles said...

336 Comments, I couldnt catch up if I tried...
Love the facial expressions...
Tyra is crazy!!! LOL!!
the supermodel that sat next to Rob at the tonight show was so playin with him, It was fun... I liked her... I never did see the Tyra one though... I heard there was an interview on D Dailies that Rob said "Hell Yes I would date Kristen" Has anyone seen that one?

Oh and Hi all, I have missed you!

bella's mom said...

Brooke, the model sitting next to Rob on the Tonight Show was Heidi Klum and the singer that sang at the end was Seal, her husband.

Ellie said...

back on..
Hi, Brooke and Mona!

Ellie said...

Mona, you left when it was getting good! lol

Lynn said...

Hey, Mona!

I stopped to check and my was it a busy night! I went to dinner with my husband and friends. My BFF considerately called my fascnination with Rob obsessive and weird, making my dh a little pissed. Yeah, that went over real well!

BTW, I love how Rob managed to forget to airkiss HK, it was unintentional and funny as hell!

Lynn said...

Hey, Ellie! Dude, you are burning the midnight oil!

Ellie said...

Hey, Lynn!
Lots of stuff going on here tonight...:)
pole dancing, the thong, thumbs, Mrs. P., the game :I never", suspenders...

Ellie said...

going to bed in about 15 minutes; not exactly tired, yet.

Lynn said...

Sounds like fun! This is a world's record...I don't think that even the infamous KOL thread got this big.

It was a good night for my husband and I, we rarely get out!

Lynn said...

I will be up for a while! We had Mexican food and my newer vegetarian stomach takes a while to digest a heavy dinner...lots of green tea!

Pole dancing, eh? I won't ask!

Ellie said...

That's really nice to hear :)

I was at this computer all day, doing evals and of course checking in on and off (seems like mostly on,,,) lol

bella's mom said...

awww hey Lynn, I hope you 2 had a good evening!

hello again Ellie, yeah I missed some crassness it looks like, I will just have to make up for it next time. hehe

Ellie said...

It's Jovie--she does it for exercise...and then we kinda got Rob doing it, in our thoughts...
And then TomStu stepped in~~~~~~~

bella's mom said...

yeah but TomStu only stepped in cause he was so freakin jealous!

Lynn said...

Hey, have you two watched Twilight on Kim's link? I saw about three quarters of the film and it said to wait....I gave up. I will play it legit and wait for the DVD.

I did make the mistake of watching The Changeling and now I will have to see it!

bella's mom said...

I watched it on a different link. No worries here, I will deffinately be buying it as well when it comes out.

Ellie said...

Hi, Mona--just filling Lynn in on the activities tonight.

Heavy on the fantasizing. More so than usual. You know how one person starts a thought and the rest of us just run with it.

Lynn said...

Jov never ceases to amaze me. LOL Does she do that Carmen Electra workout? Again, I shouldn't ask!

bella's mom said...

yes Ellie, run with it, dance with it, bathe with it, shampoo with it, um... play hot pockets with it.. lol

Ellie said...

I saw it ast night, and the same thing happened to me, Lynn. But a few minutes later I started from scratch and jumped ahead, to finish where I left off. I tried again tonight, but it said the movie was removed... :(
Mona, were you able to get the link working tonight? It was such a treat seeing it in my own home, albeit a little out of focus. I can't wait for it to come out on DVD.

Lynn said...

Mona--I just read about your daughter....my BIL manages a Tommy Hilfiger store at a desinger outlet mall and they do about double that on Black Friday. But, it's in high end metro area.

Good for them! It's a lot of work!

bella's mom said...

Well I'm an hour behind this timer, so I know it's late on you Ellie, I'm gonna head to bed..

I leave you wonderful ladies with wicked thoughts of wetness, crassness, sex hair, and screaming out his name while he has his vampah way with you.

Luvs ya!

Ellie said...

hahaha, Mona! I was going to add some of those activities, but I couldn't think past "dance with it".

Lynn said...

Good night, Mona!

You are nutty lovely, dream well!

Ellie said...

Luv 'ya right back, Mona!

But he's got to scream my name out, too...

bella's mom said...

hahahaha thats ok let your mind go blank and just let your body take over babe!!! hahaha

Lynn said...

Ellie---I was going to hold out and watch the whole thing...but it is a time sucker, too! I think that I may have to see it in the theater one more time after I pay up and see The Changeling.

Ellie said...

I'm hoping to go sometime next week with my friends from work. I got a bunch to read the book, so they're anxious. but obviously not as anxious as me... duh!

I went on Wednesday with katie, her friend and her mom. So much better the second time, but there were obnoxious guyss talking, so I really had to concentrate on the words, sometimes (olive juice!).
And I picked up a lot more things going on, like Rob asking Kellan,"What are you doing?" after crashing into each other in the field.

Ellie said...

I'm seriously loving this movie, now that I'm past the cheese factor. This second time on Wed,and again at home last night, I just concentrated on Rob. His expressions amaze me. And the good thing about it last night was that I could "rewind"! lol

Lynn said...

I know, you pick up on so many more things the second time. I just love watching Rob shiver in the forest scenes....his lip quivers so much that words could be dubbed in---love it!

Ellie said...

The rain on him really got me..kind of like watching him a shower...only with clothes on! :)

Lynn said...

I am such a fan of Catherine Hardwicke's, that I saw past the cheese the first time. I really envy her artistic vision of things...it's the dreamer in me. I would love to be a documentary film maker...perhaps in my next life!

Ellie said...

And I love the parking lot scene with the sunglasses. Cute line: "that guy's not looking. No, wait, he looked". and that smug smile...

Lynn said...

Oh, the rain was almost comical...he should have been shivering then...but, I think that was the stuff that filmed in LA and it was probably 80 degrees there!

Lynn said...

That is my favorite scene besides the meadow....Edward the rockstar!

Ellie said...

Did you see the article about open auditons for New Mon? there's openings for a principle player and extras. They listed the cast, but Elizabeth Reaser ws not on it. CH is listed as director.

Here's the link from above:
http://acting411.blogspot.com/2008/11/new-moon-auditions.html

Lynn said...

No, I will look at it later....I do know that CH was going to be directing all along.

Ellie said...

Yes, the meadow...I'm sighing as I type...
I played that one over and over last night. I was afraid the connection would stop an dI wanted to remember everything. As well as the kissing.

Ellie said...

I'm glad CH is on board. It wouldn't be the same feleing as this one. It would be like Harry Potter where there's a different vison for each movie, no connection between them.

Lynn said...

My friends' husbands were freaking over Bella being oversexualized in the bedroom scene...this is coming from ppl that have not read the books. I told them that the scene was way tamer then anything out there and Bella's always wanting it in the book....duh, she's 17!

Ellie said...

Lynn, I've got to get some sleep now (3:15 or so)...Getting up at 8.
I'm hoping to check in tomorrow night, maybe in the late afternoon for little while.
Hope your Mexican food settles well...
Nite-nite...
"Olive juice!"

Ellie said...

Hormones!!
nite xoxoxo

Lynn said...

I know that a lot of ppl disliked her work on Twilight, but, I really like what she did...it's so her style....character driven and made for you to feel like you're in the film.

She reminds me a lot of Alison Anders, another female indie film director.

Ellie said...

Sorry--wrote wrong time, it's only after 2...but still bedtime...xoxoxo

Lynn said...

Olive juice and adieu!

Ellie said...

Adios! and I'm signing "Good night" (leaves something to be desired when typing on the computer...)
hugs

Kate said...

Ok people there is no way I can read through 382 comments now. Will have to wait till laer just popped in to say good morning

Oh an Mona thanks for the lovely message on the last thread for me ;-) unfortunately I'm only getting it this morning so I'm gonna have a very hard time concentrating on the road when I'n driving, my mind will be wandering!!! LOL

Anonymous said...

OMG, you girls definitely rock, my mouth and stomach are hurtung so much right now, I can´t stop laughing!!!!
Love, Kee

Anonymous said...

Hey, first time post, and thank god for you all, since my Rob obsession is reaching new heights. I don't watch Tyra, but I can't believe she had "Edward Pattinson" in the captions. I mean, come on! I could see if she had "Jacob Lautner" because he was in the movie so much less than Rob. Ugh. That's like when Billy Bush called John Krasinki "Jim" at the Emmy Post-Show coverage.

Talk of Rob playing with the thong panties is not helping to settle me down tonight! :) NOT that that's a bad thing.

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