6 Excuses for Adults to see Twilight



I think %60 of us on this blog can use this excuse:

Excuse #6: You're a cougar, and your group of red-hatted, Samantha-from-Sex-in-the-City-worshipping gal-pals are interested in checking out the new Hollywood meat, i.e. sexy vamp 22-year-old Robert Pattinson. WARNING: If you are a dude, this excuse does not work for you. Gathering a group of brohams to go scope out 18-year-old Kristen Stewart - whom you've had a crush on since Zathura - is very, very creepy. Yes, we know that's a double-standard, but we're just trying to keep you off the sex offender list. Please be careful.

HERE is the rest of the list.

9 comments:

La Stella said...

I'm going to go with option number 2.
Although technically is number 6, but I'm not old enough to be called a cougar.

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Jewels64 said...

Was somebody thinking of me when they came up with #6?

Ellie said...

I'm a 6! I'm a 6!

Betsy said...

I'm a 6 too!! I wear it proudly!

Anonymous said...

Me Too!!!
I'm Def a #6

bella's mom said...

Ahem.. stands and says.. hello I'm Bellas mom and I'm a six.

Tess said...

OMGILT~ I loved number 5 as well.

MiCh said...

Hmm, #2 maybe? No, wait, #5. Or #6? Well, I'm not old enough to be a cougar.. nah, let's face it: my excuse is ROBERT PATTINSON PLAYS EDWARD CULLEN. Period.

 
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