It's a long time since we did a LOAD of CRAP post so I thought today was the day.
Come on US Weekly if you're gonna write fiction with a headline like that throw in a bit of "real" torture (if you know what I mean) ;-)
I'll meet you all in the naughty corner!
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Thanks to mediocrechick at TwilightXchange for the scans