T'was the night before RobHoliday Season,
And all through the dark recesses...
Not a female was sleeping,
Because ROBsessing shatters them to pieces.
HO HO HO! Merry ROBmas!
We officially kickoff the festivities tomorrow, Dec. 1st, but we're so pumped up, we wanted to start the season of giving now! Rob The Giver inspires us. :)
While we have many things planned throughout the month (ROBsessed Holiday Video Challenge, ROBsessed Advent Calendar Surprise, 12 Days of ROBmas, Cosmopolis Countdown Giveaway, ROBsessed Awards, 365 Days of ROB), our first treat is we're hosting a caption contest, each week, all season long! More about the rules and prizes below but first....
CAPTION THIS!!!
Caption Contest Guidelines:
- To enter, write a caption for the picture in the comment section.
- Your fellow ROBsessors will vote by clicking the little "vote up" arrow beneath your comment.
- Do not click the "vote up" arrow twice because it deletes your vote when you do. You'll see the voted number light up blue when your vote is counted.
- The caption with the most votes wins.
- Try to keep your caption to 1-3 sentences. ;)
- The contest is open worldwide & you have until 9pm (PST) Sunday, Dec. 2nd, to enter.
- Next contest will be Friday, Dec. 7th.
- Winner: You'll win the eBook version of the newly released (Nov. 25, 2012) Wallbanger by Alice Clayton
- Runner up: You'll win the eBook versions of the 2010 series, The Unidentified Redhead and The Redhead Revealed, by Alice Clayton
I have vivid memories of being curled up in my leopard Snuggie on the streets of Westwood, camping for New Moon premiere, and reading. One of the fanfics I was reading was this story. It was fun (and funny), sexy (with sex), and I loved figuring out which version of Rob matched Wallbanger in my mind. I do that with all fics, don't you? Since VFRob was a big deal back in Nov. 2009, he influenced my Robmatch when I read this line: I could picture him: soft faded jeans, hiking boots a la Jake Ryan from Sixteen Candles, off-white Irish cable knit turtleneck sweater, hair all in disarray.
Oh yeah. I'd like to go to there.
The publisher for Wallbanger has graciously given us 5 copies of the eBook to giveaway to our readers! For the next 5 weeks, we'll be gifting out Wallbanger and Alice Clayton's first series for the runner-up. The publisher has another gift for us after the season but we'll tell you about that giveaway later. ;)
Here's what Alice had to say about fan fiction, Wallbanger and Rob:
Fan fiction gave me a voice. It gave me a community. It gave me the courage to trust my sense of silly and throw it all at the wall and see what would stick. Writing fan fiction was the single most broadening experience of my adult life. Other than Shirtless Rob Day. Which is still the best day ever. (Tink: AMEN.)
Wallbanger was such a fun story for me to write, and while I wasn't sure if I would ever publish it, it just kept calling to me. Or thumping to me, yeah thumping. That's how Wallbanger rolls. I had to put it back out there, I had to trust that this story, regardless of where it came from, was strong enough to stand on its own. And the response has been overwhelming. I'm so proud of this book, and the community it came from. When each chapter of Wallbanger went up, I got emails from readers around the world, telling me what they liked and what they loved. What made them laugh and what made them mad. And as new readers discover the story of Pink Nightie Girl and her Wallbanger, they tell me the same things. It's amazing.
If you'd like to purchase the books now, check out the links below for the Kindle version and paperback:
GOOD LUCK! MERRY ROBMAS AND HAPPY ROBHOLIDAYS!!!!
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103 comments:
"Look what you have done with one slip of your tounge!" "What? i haven´t even started yet!"
This is not a caption, obviously :-)
Just have to say I love that photo of Rob - It's the screensaver on my phone ;p
"It's too late to practice your kissing technique now, Mr Pattinson, filming is finished!"
"You want me to say what in Spanish?!"
What I wouldn't do for a drink right now, get this woman away from me.
" OMG! For the last time, Lady, I don't want to sing I'm a Little Teapot!!!"
Hello....... chilly where you are too??
I mentioned The Pogues and Fairy Tale of New York to a colleague today and she said "I hate that song, if I could ban it I would"......WHAT?????
lady in black, " right this way to the dark recesses, Mr. Pattinson. There are some very excited fans waiting for you."
rob thinking " oh shit, where is Dean? i know all about the "dark recesses" and just how "excited" those fans can get."
Rob being led away shaking from a press junket: "I couldn't help it - for the millionth time I was asked "what I was feeling like, now that Twilight was over?" - so I decked him one"
Its bloody freezing LOL
ban it.... why?.....i suppose not every ones taste !!
LMAO !!!
It is LOL I had to de-ice the windscreen when I came out of work !!
At least the walks with the dog are short - he doesn't like the cold either :-)
WE like it ;-)
Woman: "It's okay Rob, there is only a ~small section of the red carpet without a barrier." :-P
I loved Edward Wallbanger! Can't wait to get the paperback!
I wish mine (dogs) didn't lol
Yep we do !! all the good xmas songs are old now no one seems to make any good ones now and no.1 is always bloody Xfactor !!!
Lady: "Right this way, Mr. Pattinson. We must hurry, the women are beginning to go crazy and we need you to calm the crowd."
Rob: "Calm, huh? Usually I make them even wilder. Hmm...I got it, I'll release my jaw porn AND my finger porn on them, that'll make them all pass out for sure."
Rob: "I can't remember...is it "right hand in" or "left foot out"?
Lady: "Actually, it's "left hand out", but you can just "Shake it all about!"
That's true. There has been a bit of a drive the last couple of years to stop Xfactor reaching number 1. I wonder if that will work this year?
Rob says: Sorry, no time to chit-chat. I have to go see what they are saying on Robsessed!
Ohhhh nooooo. Here we go again..........
I'll buy anything to stop xfactor to get no.1 lol !!
It's all left very late though isn't it?
Rob *What is with these woman ,now they ask me if I can impregnate them with half -vampire babies!!Lady stay away I do no such thing !!!!
yep it's probably too late now !!
Rob: Are you sure that's the men toilet? I need privacey and don't want the girls pee on me again.
Somebody could just re-release something at the same time as the Xfactor single is out. They have 3 weeks for that!!!
Did they kick HIM OUT?? lol
yes maybe Wizard or Slade ? !! LOL
Lady : Now listen carefully Robert!! You are immediately needed!!
We've got to find the MISSING--- "O"
I'll provide you with the full details--
Rob: What am I a f...king James Bond or sth
"What do you mean Brad Pitt is wearing MY GREEN SUIT??!"
But EVERYBODY knows them and has them on compilation CDs. It would have to be something hugely popular like that though :-)
Well yes !! but anything will do I will buy it LOL
F*ck they've just jumped Dean!..... I am soo dead...get HBG, he might buy me a few minutes.
Rob: "He did it again... he kissed her. I am going to kill him." Lady: "Rob you are needed on stage..." Rob: "Perfect he will be there..."
Official lady with quivering voice and shaking hand: "Please, this way Mr Pattinson. Your minions await you."
Rob: "Uhhhm. Just a sec.” *thinking to himself* Which face? WHICH FACE? Oh look, I’m doing one already. Mouth Drop - works every time.
Lady: this way Mr. Pattinson, we found your next costar.
Rob: how big is her arse?
"Mr. Pattinson, if you would come right this way...I could show you to my trunk...I mean your car."
Lady who looks suspiciously like Annie Wilkes: “Please, Mr Pattinson. I’m your biggest fan. I know it LOOKS like I have a purpose built cage in the back of my minivan but I assure you...it’s for the best. You’ll be safe and I will take care of you. Always."
"Listen Lady.....I have been groped and grabbed by so many people.....I have no idea what direction I am supposed to go"
Rob: "I gotta get these contact lenses out now! I have played Edward for so long my eyes have turned golden."
They told me not to touch the hair. But I have to touch the hair...I can't stop myself...I'm trying...but I can't help myself...
Don't know if this is true, but I have heard they are releasing the Xfactor winner a week earlier this year, because the Hillsborough Tribute song (He ain't heavy, he's my brother) is being released the week before Christmas.
Don't mind the Wizard one, but if the Slade song is on in a shop, I walk out ! Bah Humbug !!
I love it - Kirsty had a fabulous voice RIP x
Well as my hubby is a Liverpool fan I would definitely buy that !!!
LOL they are all getting a bit tired now to be honest !!!
Woman: "Mr Pattinson please come this way, we have the correct sized suit for you to change into...."
Rob: "Thank f**k for that...this one is totally crushing my cojones...!!!"
She did! I know it (some of the lyrics) may not be the 'norm' for Christmas songs but it's great....really got me feeling christmassy yesterday :-)
Help!This huge butterfly is chasing me!
I cried when Bill Shankley died and they played You'll Never Walk Alone on the radio on the way to work. Loved that man - football had passion then, it is rubbish now.
listen, lady, i OWN this black carpet. you don't need to show me where to go.
ITA it is rubbish now !!!!
Look Lady I don't speak spanish,but lead on this gotta be better than answering the same questions zillins of times will there be a
Stella where we going?
Lady: Santa is waiting this way
Rob: OH Goodie, I hope he has lollipops
Rob-God I Know she cheated on me. She had a "momentary indiscretion", but gaa I'll be taunted about it for the rest of my life...
Shit! My embarrassing socks are showing again.
this is so CRAZY! i JUST started reading this fanfic, last week or so and had no idea it was getting published! and tink, that's EXACTLY the excerpt from the book that made me picture edward as the same pic you posted! very cool. can't wait to read the book and see the differences b/c the editor in me has been going a little nuts wanting to edit the fanfic! ;-)
Oh my God Rob! Did you see that woman's ovaries exploding???!!!
See them?? I think I have a bit stuck in my eye!
I am going to take a cue from one of the poster on this board. tm
Come along Your Holy Hotness... you audience awaits.
"The ladies of the dark recesses at Robsessed actually sent in naked photos!? This I have to see, take me right away!"
We need another Eric Cantona ;) !!
Beckham is everywhere in just his boxers ~ it's shame he isn't playing football at the top of the league now - he could have his own fan base follow him around :-)
he could be back soon !!!
Back here?? Why?
Hes finished playing in US, rumors they are coming back to England !! he still wants to play.
Interesting :-) I wonder at what level?
I LOVE the new banner......my kind of Rob :-)
Not sure exactly hubby reckons he may play in France but we will see !!
Rob in the banner is perfect for me too.....clean shaven shorter hair is the best !!
I'm told it's being picky :-) So be it LOL
I'm off to scrape the car to go wrap presents at a Christmas Fair now :-) When I come back I will make my wreath. It's December dontcha know??? LMAO
LMAO have fun :)
If Beckham was on the field just in his boxers, I would buy a ticket every week ! VB is one lucky lady :)
Woman: But I live right over there.
Rob: You're the 3rd one asking tonight but I'm kindly telling you again. I will NOT go home with you.
Rob: "Hey lady, if you come one step closer... My arm is really bothering me... It's becoming THE CLAW!! Nothing can stop THE CLAW!! Run lady, run! Save yourself!" Thinking: *Who needs Dean when I have my Jim Carrey impersonation.*
Not an entry...just wanted to say after reading the post and seeing the cable knit sweater pic I had to get the book. I read almost the whole thing and forced myself to sleep at 230 this morning just before the...uhhh...climax lol. Great book ladies thanks for this post. The cable knit sweater pic is definitely my favorite now :-)
WOAH!! This can't be right, can it? Herding me towards a waiting van with the back doors open? Is that a bed and handcuffs I can see?
loved reading the captions ..great going girls !
Love it, iffy!!
Bit cold at the moment to be on the field in boxers......may not be quite so appealing LOL
Rob's thoughts: I can't believe someone didn't tell this woman that I F*^$ing hate Uggs! I can't focus on what I'm supposed to be doing or saying - the only thing I see is those bloody boots!
Madre Mia.....I feel like the bull entering the arena packed with Spanish Twilight fans....
do you see all of them,do you.
"Gee, lady, take it easy, I know I'm the best motherf@cker in Hollywood, but I think I can manage to make it to the toilet by myself."
REALLY? Seeing is believing. She does have a nice ass. Oops, did I just say that or is it all in my mind.
Rob: " ahh ahhh i feel a Brain Fart coming!"
Mr. Pattinson, please follow me this way to the kissing booth for the fans!
I really enjoyed Edward Wallbanger as fanfic. Glad I can now purchase as an Ebook and re-read.
"This way to the No Ugg boots section Mr Pattinson. " The look of relief and yes, there is a God is written all over his face :)
That is brilliant!!
"Right this way to a tons of screaming women, Mr. Pattinson"
"Hold on, let me just practice my smoulder and hair touch"
Rob headed to the Junket Woman saying this way Rob, "Rob says, "Alright, But no more question If we are or If we aren't in a Relationship. How stupid can they reporters be."
Woman says,"This way Rob." "Alright but how's the hair? do I need to run my finger's through it? Make it look wild and sexy like the rest of me? God I look good!"
Rob ;Help me woman ... my lips are like a vacuum need to kiss some fans quick
woman : the line actually starts with me ...this way sir !!
Rob: OMG if one more fan offers me a tim tam I swear to God I'll stick it where the sun don't shine... Oh then again it does shine there doesn't it, cause I'm Edward effin Cullen!
Rob: "Ewww did I wash my hands.... damn it'll be fine its only my hair.... hell what can be worse... I leave my flies undone right!! As if I'd do that again!!"
Rob: Ermmm... No I don't wish to perform I'm a little teapot! Christ I know it's nearly the last one but I've not cracked yet woman!!
Rob: Errr Taylor for fucks sake Man, get your shirt back on......it's done finished no more!! Gorden Bennett....kids!!
Rob: What... oh yeah... ..Madrid... right, right.. ... shit I could be on Mars for all I know!! Jeez world wind tour.. I'll say... talk about get your moneys worth Summit!
Rob: "Oh Lord did I do up my zip... Dare I look or fidget with it, there'll be a million cameras pointed right at it......jeez to fiddle or not to fiddle that is the question... Oh Crap..... here goes..."
Always been one of my fave pics and stories ;-D My favourite winter wallpaper is by CreationJules & that pic is used...
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lol, love it!
Absolutely brilliant!!!
Sorry I didnt see this before posting, lol
Rob: "Umm, are you sure this is the right way?"
Lady: "Yes, Rob . . . er . . . I mean, Mr. Pattinson. Right this way. Just a few more steps to the back of my car. Feel free to just move the handcuffs and blindfold aside. . . ."
I appreciate the comment it, I noticed some went with the kid songs also, but I must agree I like itisokformadonna's caption, but it was already taken, as if my brainmush would have thought of it in the first place.
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