ROBsession 101: Robert Pattinson and the back you thought you knew but you had no idea

ROBsession 101: Robert Pattinson and the back you thought you knew but you had no idea



***BITCHFACE***

After that, I went a little belligerent. I brought out evidence that any self-respecting Robsessor knows like the back of their hand. I proved my case. However, these crazed, ramblings from badfangirls got picked up by obvious lurkers, Hollywood Life. Great. Always one for sound journalism, they called into question our guy's glorious back. That means the average bear not in our fandom bubble will now question His Holy Hotness.



Luckily, Gossip Cop, made sure to debunk the horrid lies. This is the truth:

“Robert Pattinson ‘Breaking Dawn’ Sex Scene — Did He Use a Body Double?” asks HollywoodLife, which rarely knows the answers.

While the bad blog acknowledges Pattinson’s good looks, the site writes that he’s “not so much [known] for being the most muscular of guys.”

HollywoodLife further says it was a “shock to see the very muscular, and very ripped, back he is showing off in the Breaking Dawn trailer. In fact, it is so shocking that it begs the question — did Rob use a body double for his Breaking Dawn sex scene?”

Then the blog suggests, “Maybe Taylor Lautner stepped in for him?”

Maybe some real reporters should step in for HollywoodLife.

Gossip Cop looked into the story and was told by a production source that it was 100 percent Pattinson in the sex scene with Kristen Stewart.

Additionally, a rep for Summit tells us, “A body double was NOT used.”

While we appreciate GC for ticketing HL for their blasphemy, we handle things differently here.

CLASS IS NOW IN SESSION!

I'm not a pleased professor Robfessor. The class is out of hand. Badfangirls like JAG* are always sitting in the back, shooting spitballs and frustrating goodfangirls.

Rob, please remove your clothing.

Thank you.

Now, not for one second did I or goodfangirls doubt Rob's back. There are numerous signals. Arms, hands...



But we aren't here for that class. Let's talk mole and overall physique. Our textbooks for today's lesson will be Remember Me and New Moon.

If you look at present day Rob who kindly removed his clothing for us and grasped a headboard, you'll see there's a prominent mole under the scapula on the right side. Open your Remember Me text:



Ahhh...the hills and valleys of Remember Me Rob. The mole is there and this scene was definitely not called into question. Let's have another look.

There's the mole and this can also transition us into overall physique. Do you recall we barely saw him during the Breaking Dawn shoot? He was incognito for months. After Brazil, there was only a random pic from filming, a dark video, and a couple fan pics. This one in particular sticks out:



What's he doing? Working out. We know Rob to be tall and lanky but he builds his lean muscles up when necessary. Kate, please distribute our additional handout for today's lesson. Focus on the upper body if you can:

Trapezius, deltoid, and latissimus are the muscular areas being attacked by badfangirls. Open your New Moon text.

Rob actually has a broad back. He is lean but he is muscular. His traps are easily seen in this behind the scene footage and on page 492 in the RM text:

Delts and lats are more visible here:

There is more evidence in the Breaking Dawn textbook but that is not available for class distribution yet. You might have seen an early copy that highlights the traps and delts.

I know technically Rob is just a guy standing in front of a camera trying to produce quality work but why act like Rob is really real? He's not my friend, he's not my boyfriend, he's not my husband and he never will be. So why act like he's just an average guy? I like to keep him on the pedestal because there's enough realness in life. You try to knock him off, you will always get my bitchface. ;)

I leave you with Robert Pattinson's back.

Class dismissed.

*I actually love JAG on an regular basis. ;) She knows I'm a goodfangirl just like I know she's a badfangirl. She's like an A student trying hard to be a D student. Hope everyone can read my tone properly in this post. I'm not serious. But I am kinda serious. But not really really. But kinda. ;)