I present to you – Wonky Rob. Enjoy.
I know he’s running in these… but really, it looks like his legs may buckle beneath him at any moment… so cute! Why is that cute? I have no idea… but it’s Rob.
Even when he’d slowed to a walk the legs were undeniably wonky…
Was he dancing a jig? What was going on here? Dodging screaming fangurlz?
What was it about NYC that made him wonkier than usual?
Some wonky pap shots…
This one just boggles the mind... how does he do that without breaking bones?
Some on set wonkiness...
Even riding a bike wonky – a man of many talents…
He even manages wonky legs while sitting…
Back to the horizontal... yup, wonky then too. The broken puppet scene from Twilight; was Catherine NOT watching the monitor on this shot to see that both her leading actors looked broken?
And of course… let’s finish it up with a Red Carpet Rob.
Thank you to the RK’s for all their wonky suggestions!
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Rubber legs.
Love Adorkable, Wonky Rob! Thanks for the picspam Gozde.
Thank you Kat for the most adorkable post ever!
You're right: how does he manage to stay horizontal on two feet? And how does he make pigeon toes look so sexy!? Wonkalicious Rob is deadly.
Ah, Kat, you're a genius~~
The man is Wonky Personified. Truly.
Adorkable.
My RKs were on top of things with this one...so proud, it brings tears to my eyes...
although I wished Rob who on top of ME and brought tears to my eyes
(yeah, tears of joy)...
Hell, vertical? Horizontal? I'd take him wonky either way.
Just sayin'...
i spend a lot of time observing and evaluating kids. These photos remind me of boys who have gone through a growth spurt and don't quite know what to do with their body, esp the limbs yet. As if they have to grow in to their own body, their own self.
that.
was.
freaking.
awesome.
love.
me.
some.
wonky.
rob.
brilliant.
*thud*
How the fuck he manages to walk and not fall in all the craziness that surrounds him with the legs like these????
He is an alien...very sexy one.
In all seriousness it looks like he is not really in control of his body which happens a lot to tall people who don't do sports. Why does he look so cute??? It's like the men can do no wrong, it worries me sometimes the amount of control he has on me without even knowing it. And there is nothing I can do about it. Lets hope he is not gonna use it against us for conspiracy theories. For now I just love to love him.
Aw....I love his pigeon-toedness. If it weren't that, he'd be too perfect to live.
BTW Kat, super cute post. These pics are real treasure, I love the first one, the red carpet one.... and who am I kidding I love them all.
He is still adorable...even with the wobbly legs and funny feet. Didn't he say once that one of his legs was shorter than the other? I think he was joking though.
Thanks for the pictures...
I forget where I read it... but apparently one of Rob's legs is longer (more than average for the rest of us) and his awkward stances only proves that his other leg compensates the lack of length by acting as the dominant leg, helping him balance. I'm sure none of what I just typed makes sense, but I read it a while back....
Ah, sweet wonky Rob. Wonkalicious. Wonktabulous. I want to wonkin' wonk him. (I'm sensing a new trend in the Robsession...j/s. ;) )
Thank you for this wonderfully wonkhot post! :)
yes smiles, he has said it a few times in interviews. And it does make sense.
Hell to the yes! Rob's a long, lean sexy machine.
These pics are simply fabulous! Believe it or not I always check out his feet and legs when I give him the once over!!!! They're so adorable. And "wonky" seems pretty apt! I think Rob must be seriously double jointed-who knows.
Loved the Tipsy Rob vid earlier. That's one of my favorites!
Thanks for the retro pics-we're in a dry spell--seriously dudes!!!!
I'll gladly volunteer to measure his inseams to check?
I do believe he's said that in a couple of interviews, whether it was his British sarcasm or actual truth... we'll never know... unless I measure the inseams...
Kat, as seamstress for the Golden Zipper, his secret's safe with me! lol
still adorable!:)
wasn't there a VF outtake with some wonky ankle action going on?...one of the Sex Driven People shots? I think I remember seeing that somewhere...hmmm
Wonky-legged Rob is So adorkable and delicious! His wonky-Gumby-Legs and pigeon-toedness is what makes him SO damn cute! Only Rob can pull off being wonky AND sexy,yes, this man is that incredible. I hope he NEVER grows into his long, beautiful, wonky, gumby, sexy legs1!!
Thanks for this light-hearted post today, Kat!
@Kat
I love to sew and would be happy to be your assistant. I could make sure the inseam is straight while you measure. (I'd have to hold pretty tight, though, in order for you to do this correctly!)
he is like betty spaghetti doll i had when i was a nugget! he is the most adorable man ever.
His wonky legs make him look a lot taller, especially in the first pic.
Not that I thought he was short before, but standing next to Kristen and Taylor in pictures he seemed average in height... I wonder how tall he actually is?
Being a tall-ish girl myself I appreciate some height on my men ;)
Gozde - you forgot my favorite one - the one of him on the lounger with the Sex Drive book and his foot is all turned in from VF shoot. so cute and yes - boyish.......something very naughty about that thought.......I must be a NB.
oops Kat posted......sorry Kat.
that was all kinds of awesome-thanks, Kat!
I am now in love with the word wonky. and pigeon toes. LMAO
I adore his pigeon toed feet and he's so damned cute when he curls up in all kinds of configurations. AMAZING. LOVE HIM.
Ya know how Kristen said she calls him 'flipper' or some such because of the way he can bend his fingers back? Thinking of that with the way he can bend those wonky ankles too, well it gets one to thinking, don't it? I mean, in what other ways he is so 'freakishly' flexible? Bendable?
Lord a mighty...
Don't even get me started on 'freakishly, bendable' fingers. Not where that man is concerned.
He make look like an angel, but I tell ya, he's the devil.
Nik
WONK!!! WONK!!!
I love SpreadEagleCannesWonkyLeg(damn that's long)the best.LOL
omg, my friends and I laugh at this fact all the time--his legs always look broken or something all the time! I would pay major money for a y outube video of him dancing to hip hop cause his legs would probably just crack under the pressure.
there's something about a pidgeon toed hot dude.....lol
oh and someone told me there was a blog called "Pidgeon Toed Patty" that's soley devoted to putting up pictures of Robert walking like a hot mess.
Just read that Taylor L. WILL be presenting at the Golden Globes Sunday night.
For a related body part, check out this picture of Rob's ass
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Oh Kat! What a great post! 100% adorkably cute! Great pics you found to illustrate the point!
Those pics are just too cute! I'd be tripping over my feet constantly if I had legs that long, not entirely sure how he manages to stay upright when he's so wonky. Yet another skill to add to the pile.
LOL Kat the one pic that you said boggles your mind..it boggles me too! HOW is he able to stand up with his legs like that?? Crazy but I love it lol. Wonky adorkable Rob...yep what's not to love here?
I LOVE WONKY ROB ALSO!!!
he is sooooo cute!!!
GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
miss him sooo much...
*sigh*
Ladies, thought you might like to hear about an article in the UK's Mail on Sunday today, 17th January:
Twilight star Robert Pattinson wants to buy a house on the Isle of Wight, where he plans to live with his girlfriend and co-star Kristen Stewart. Notoriously shy Robert, 23, and Kristen, 19, have never spoken publicly about their relationship, but after a romantic New Year on the island they intend to buy a home there. "Rob is a reluctant star" says a mole. " He just wants a quiet English life, which is why he brought Kristen over for New Year. To his delight she loved England. They talked about buying a cottage in Ventnor".
Enjoyed this! Loved it even more! :D
Ooh thank you soooo much for that soooo sweet and fun pics spam...
loving it..
♥
To the person who asked, Rob is 6'1, so he is not short, he is not a giant, he just rightly tall. And besides Kristen and TL it's obvious he is tall, he always towers over them.
You have to see the photoshoot where TL had to stand on a block and wear thick soles to appear taller, and he was still shorter than Rob who was wearing almost flat shoes. That was very funny.
He was probably joking when he said he has one leg shorter than the other.
Adorable pics all the same.
On a slightly OT to Robs legs I went to see NM for the 8th time, cinema surprisingly full, and I saw the RM trailer in the cinema for the first time, I heard this quiet little "oh" from behind me and I thought "you and me both"
I'll be smiling all day after seeing these ballerina Rob pics. Thanks!
Love his legs(and the rest of him as well:) The red carpet is my favourite.
being pigeon toes is supposed to be a bad thing, but for some reason it just makes rob that much more adorable.
Who remembers an english scient-series about the body ? There was said: everybody has indifferent parts of the body, legs not equal long, boobs different size,etc... if you don't wash your hair about six weeks it will be self-cleaning - you need only clear water ? I think, Rob saw this, and rememebers all the things. And he uses his knowledge, teases all of us
I love his wonky ;)
I'd have those wonky legs wrapped around me anytime... He's just adorable!
These pics are fabulous.
So cute.
So now wonky legs and pigeon toes turn me on.... i think i'm lost.... *SIGH*
Haha, nice picspam! Honestly, though, my legs are exactly like his. They're always bent inwards. I was born with it. I run like him, which is weird because he can't really run, but I'm on the track team, LOL.
Still, it's what makes Rob so lovable.
I Love his legs. He has amazing legs. I am thinking specifically of the scene in Little Ashes when he sleeps on the beach, and the camera slowly pans up his legs. I could care less if he has the goofiest gait on the planet, I ADORE those long, beautiful legs.
so cute!!! and funny!! Thank you!
He's too cute :)! He's soooo dorky and at the same time there's nothing dorky on him! Dorkiness is sexy on him! Did you see him in "Bad mother's handbook" (why am I asking that? :)))? Those poses are soooo wonky, dorky and all curled up! :)
Oh and maybe his ankles are really his sexiest parts haha!
And I've gotta say I looove those Nikes, don't laugh but I've got almost the same ones. I was really surprised when I saw them on him! I guess I am a DORK too! :)))
I love wonky Rob! So adorkable.
And red carpet Rob?
YUM.
The drought is kiling me :( Thank Gud for these pics, makes it a bit better but still....
WOW!!!!!!!! How far does those legs go... wonky or not they look good on him... I must say he rocks whatever he wears... the last one is just eye popping and mouth watering isn't it?
i loved this post =)
made me giggle
x
Maybe he's double jointed? That would make for some great horizontal Rob!
When I saw him in person at the New Moon premiere, I was shocked at how much leaner he looks in person, and how long (and wonky) his legs are!
Rob is so cute, so flexible. I love the way he walks and runs. It`s funny and adorable at the same time.
oh my god, sometimes i almost forget how adorkable he can be. actually,i think that's how he is most of the time. ;)
Wonky is my new favorite word!!!!
Thanks Kat...that was awesome...
adorkable and sexy...only HE can pull it off!
this is femoral anteversion--legs rotate in at the hips. Google it. Ten percent of 20-somethings do this. God love him, it makes him walk like Keenu Reeves in Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure. I Don't care, he's still hot.
Rhonda the legs I also like Rob is one of their body parts that I love .... And I must say that I love CAMBETOS men, as they say in English ? but I mean with legs bent and feet ...
In Venezuela is men CAMBETO...
Hi Kat,,, The pics i love you
The broken puppet horizontal picture you have is actually the scene from new moon not twilight. I thought they looked better in the recreation of that scene.
Good morning to me...sigh...
I love me some BendyRob...for obvious reasons...;)
But then again...I like RedCarpetRob and RunningRob and...oh who am I kidding! I love all Robs!
Sorry I think it`s the hangover talking...must get some coffee...
LMAO needed that this morning
Wonky Rob is my fav...
Those spindly legs & feet could do just about anything I imagine...
Sigh...
BWAHHAHA! -*gasps for breath* I wonder if ROb is pigeon toed. I was threatned with braces when I was kid. My left foot goes in when Im tired and I run funny too.When Im not conscious of it,My toes look like theyre pointing inward.
I`m with you RPG...those legs could do just about anything............to me!!
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love wonky rob
Holy crap!! That is hot and cute! (:
Georgeous, just georgeous!!!
The lovely AJ was the first one to point out his Gumby legs (see here, here and here).
Rob himself said several times he's very flexible. And that one of his legs is shorter than the other.
I don't think they really are different, I guess it's more that his hips are out of balance, messing up the whole statics of his spine. When you look at his body, you can tell that this is the case, there are several signs, indicating this. There are various reasons for such an imbalance, it can be caused by an accident (while doing sports, for example), tense muscles of the jaw - or even braces. It can be cured, though.
I was out shopping jeans with my brother and his wife. The only thing I could think about was his legs and how those thight jeans would look on him. So sexy and yummy....
I know I am late (as usual) but I LOVE this post. WHY IS HE SO EFFING HOT AND ADORKABLE?! {{{sigh}}} I STILL don't understand how that combination just makes me freaking m-e-l-t but it does. It just does.
THANK YOU!
: )
It´s really interesting how he can be adorkable, cute, wonky and still have that mysterious sexy look.
Oh Rob! =P
Mysterious, wonky Rob. How do you do it, Rob? Love those pics and those crazy legs and feet. Thanks Kat.
jajaj that was so cute!I think is a mistery but man that isn't normal how does he manage to put his legs like that specailly his feet...perhaps is cause he's not use to has such a long lakes..u know he's really tall or maybe is true that one of his legs is shorter than the other
this is actually the best post in a long time. im bookmarking it for sure!! I TOTALLY RELATE TO WONKY ROB!!!!!!!! <3
Wow.. that made me laugh, fill with adoration and turned on all at the same time.
as someone blessed with pigeon toes I can express my complete and utter empathy for his wonkiness. Pigeon Power! He makes it look goooooood!
lol. he is definitely awkward, but that is why we love him!
you can totally tell that he is not athletic AT ALL. they all make fun of him on set of Twilight whenever he has to run cuz he looks so weird doing it cuz he doesn't know how to properly. lol
ONE OF MY FAVORITE POSTS!!!!!!! the best!
can anyone tell me what kind of shoes those are that hes wearing where hes running?? i like them lol
Kat you so rock! This was the best post I have read!! You had me rolling! Yup only Rob can pull off wonky!!
Love this site. How do you do it? Make wonky and adorkable describe Rob and still keep feeling {sigh} we have to touch him and hug him and just protect him. He is Prince Charming in the flesh!
Rob is pigeon-toed! When I was in high school that was the fad--to walk pigeon-toed. Have you noticed the same walk in a scene in Good Mother's Handbook, very pigeon-toed.
I love how he says he runs like a cheese string. haha. i think thats ace. it makes him quirky. v-sexy.
The wonky legs, feet, and toes only seem to add to his charm.
yeah thanks btw...uh! let him be wonky he can't help it he has 6 mile legs and dont' we love him for it let us not forget one is longer than the other. And yeah this guy can make anything look yummy even his shyness wonk in the new york apple store. Wonky but adorkable! And I get what you're saying I just gotta get my boys back ya know! Rob! *shades eyes looks thru the crowd for Rob* It's okay that one leg is longer than the other! We love your wonkiness anyway and you know what? It makes you even more sexy! Yep! You long legged Sex God! You're even more sexy all gumby legs and turning them the opposite directions...makes the mind wonder. Wow! Carole uk thanks for the update! Cool! I knew it all along! Is this news paper reliable? I mean I kind of always knew but this is nice if it's true. Twilight star Robert Pattinson wants to buy a house on the Isle of Wight, where he plans to live with his girlfriend and co-star Kristen Stewart. Notoriously shy Robert, 23, and Kristen, 19, have never spoken publicly about their relationship, but after a romantic New Year on the island they intend to buy a home there. "Rob is a reluctant star" says a mole. " He just wants a quiet English life, which is why he brought Kristen over for New Year. To his delight she loved England. They talked about buying a cottage in Ventnor". Long may you live happy Robert. You deserve it.
this has got to be my favourite post! I laughed out loud for at least 30 minutes. I seriously don't know how he keeps himself upright. Gorgeous man.
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